how can i suck my own dick? i really want to suck my dick but i am not flexibile enough so how can i be more flexible? i really want to suck my dick right now
How can i suck my own dick? i really want to suck my dick but i am not flexibile enough so how can i be more flexible...
Why don't you make someone suck your dick instead?
no i want to suck my own dick i want to taste my dick and please my dick with my mouth
i have to suck my dick but i can't
i am in need of help how can i suck my own dick
You already sucked me off, finnish subhuman.
Do what thailadies do, remove 2-4 ribbones.
no i want to suck it now how can i become more flexible today i want to suck it right now
Impossible
How tall r u? That matters
How long is your dick, as well?
Look up autofellatio websites and try to get your lower 2-3 ribs removed surgically for flexibility
>he can't suck his own dick
ok i drink hot glögi and i feel better now
i don't want to suck my own dick anymore
Cut it. It isn't like you need it for anything.
suck your dick, faggot
suck your dick, faggot
no i am fine i contacted god and such foolish thoughs have gone away
>the current state of finland
I really hope this is banter but the flag is making me doubt.
ok suck your dick next week
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I can do it but it's uncomfortable.
Just not worth it tbqhwy, jerking it feels better
you have to stretch it out in a vise
read the art of autofellatio.
what does it feel like? doing thta?
Sup Forums: the thread
he didn't ask what's our flag so it's not int related technically
Quality thread
Are you a feminine girl (male)?
no fuck you, now you will have to suck your own dick or your mother dies today
loss the fat
>trust me, I'm a doctor
Have you tried yoga?
fat
search for autofellatio on xtube and the like and copy
I myself fucked my back permanently doing it, but then again I have a baby dick
You can't suck your own dick. It's against the laws of nature.
>I have a baby dick
Post a pic
b-baka
Bitte
lol just say you'll import refugees and the EU will do it for you
i've tried it. it wasn't anything special.