How can i suck my own dick? i really want to suck my dick but i am not flexibile enough so how can i be more flexible...

how can i suck my own dick? i really want to suck my dick but i am not flexibile enough so how can i be more flexible? i really want to suck my dick right now

Why don't you make someone suck your dick instead?

no i want to suck my own dick i want to taste my dick and please my dick with my mouth
i have to suck my dick but i can't
i am in need of help how can i suck my own dick

You already sucked me off, finnish subhuman.

Do what thailadies do, remove 2-4 ribbones.

no i want to suck it now how can i become more flexible today i want to suck it right now

Impossible

How tall r u? That matters

How long is your dick, as well?

Look up autofellatio websites and try to get your lower 2-3 ribs removed surgically for flexibility

>he can't suck his own dick

ok i drink hot glögi and i feel better now
i don't want to suck my own dick anymore

Cut it. It isn't like you need it for anything.

suck your dick, faggot

suck your dick, faggot

no i am fine i contacted god and such foolish thoughs have gone away

>the current state of finland

I really hope this is banter but the flag is making me doubt.

ok suck your dick next week

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I can do it but it's uncomfortable.
Just not worth it tbqhwy, jerking it feels better

you have to stretch it out in a vise

read the art of autofellatio.

what does it feel like? doing thta?

Sup Forums: the thread

he didn't ask what's our flag so it's not int related technically

Quality thread

Are you a feminine girl (male)?

no fuck you, now you will have to suck your own dick or your mother dies today

loss the fat

>trust me, I'm a doctor

Have you tried yoga?

fat

search for autofellatio on xtube and the like and copy

I myself fucked my back permanently doing it, but then again I have a baby dick

You can't suck your own dick. It's against the laws of nature.

>I have a baby dick
Post a pic

b-baka

Bitte

lol just say you'll import refugees and the EU will do it for you

i've tried it. it wasn't anything special.