ITT: people who have Oscars, but you had no idea of it until now

ITT: people who have Oscars, but you had no idea of it until now

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Are you kidding? Best Original Song, Nashville. Off the top of my fucking head I knew that. Why? Because Nashville is an amazing movie.

IT'S NOT MY WAYYYY TO LET YOU SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON INSIDE OF MEEEE

I thought he jerked himself off to death?

This is a great post.

I fucking wish I can write music and slay pussy like Keith in that movie

>Peter, did you know I have an Oscar!? Yes, that may seem surprising, since you have always knew since birth my anti-semitic positions. But the Jews gave me the Oscar because even they couldn't deny how much well I acted in society to appear to be a kike lover.

>keeping track of who has an Oscar and not

what's wrong with that? it's the longest running awards ceremony for films. that's like saying we shouldn't keep track of who has a World Series title.

>that's like saying we shouldn't keep track of who has a World Series title.

It isn't actually

Why though?

Why not?

>remarkable athletic accomplishment and team effort
vs
>a bunch of disconnected faggots sucking each other off and pretend it has anything to do with their ability to play pretend

the Oscars weren't always like that though

underrated

>athletic "accomplishments"
>worth any recognition at all

it's literally a game

>t. Fat Numale

Ok but you are defending baseball.

sports are not objective, the best wins no matter what. acting is subjective so the best doesnt always win. Oscars and other tv/movie awards have kind of turned more political lately and it sucks

That was his brother David.

Queen Latifah

Guy who played the protagonist in titanic.

Leopardo something

>umps have subjective views of strike zones
>judges have subjective views of points in a boxing match
>referees have subjective views of pass interference in football

???

umps are the closest you got, whatever they say goes. no fighting it. if they are bad they never work again.
3 judges watch and score the whole fight, usually score pretty close together. again if they are bad never work again.
refs you can fight their ruling and re-watch the play under HD cameras a hundred times, again if they are bad never work again.

who are the umps, judges, and referees in film?

CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Did he win it for Best Fondling of a Naked 12 Year Old Girl?

yeah, you're right I was just devil advocating

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>award show based on wealth

Yeah. Totally fair comparison.

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OSCAR WINNER FOR BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT

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Baseball players are the most overpaid people in the world.

Nazi Donald Duck has an oscar.

to be fair it IS hard out here for a pimp.

Adapted. Doesn't count.

w-what movie??

asking for a friend ehehe

you're fucking retarded m8.

It really really doesn't count.

Pretty Baby

couldn't give an uppity shit about some tweens opinion on which academy awards count or not. They have a statue. They have oscars. That fulfills the requirement of OP.

Get throat cancer.

I mean, they really, really, reeeeaaallyyyy don't count. Like at all. Stay mad, Jim.

eh it's hard to be mad at retarded people. It's not your fault.

Do you set out to be thread cancer or is this just you normally? Stay tryhard, user.

>Hurrdurr your retartedt

>thinking this makes you look less retarded

>movies that don't count

I never said anything about the validity of the quality of the movie. I said the award for best adapted screenplay doesn't count.

>I never said anything about the validity
You literally challenged their validity.
>I said the award for best adapted screenplay doesn't count.
Which means nothing.

Explain how it doesn't count.

And then explain why it's been a category since the first Academy Awards if it doesn't count.

And then fuck off this board is for adults.

>You literally challenged their validity.
No I didn't. I've never said anything about the validity of the movies. You are literally making things up. All I'm saying is the award for best adapted screenplay is unnecessary, as you're just taking something that was created by someone else and recieving partial credit for it.

>And then explain why it's been a category since the first Academy Awards if it doesn't count.
Also, you don't actually think that the Academy Awards in any way matter, do you? I'm guessing it's been a part of the AA's since the beginning because it has always been common to adapt famous literary works and plays.

>You are literally making things up
said the dude pretending an awards category doesn't exist because he's literally retarded.
>All I'm saying is the award for best adapted screenplay is unnecessary
Yeah because there's absolutely zero reason to differentiate between a screenplay written from an original idea and a screenplay written from an existing property.
>as you're just taking something that was created by someone else and recieving partial credit for it.
You're adapting a different medium to fir the format of a film you mewling knownothing.

Everyone knows there's zero difference between There Will Be Blood and Oil!

>Also, you don't actually think that the Academy Awards in any way matter, do you?
100% irrelevent to the thread discussion. Your edgy youngfag opinions don't mean anything you self important dipshit.
>I'm guessing it's been a part of the AA's since the beginning because it has always been common to adapt famous literary works and plays.
now THATS what I call critical thinking!

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>said the dude pretending an awards category doesn't exist because he's literally retarded.
I never said anything about it's actual existence. I just said it's pointless, and ought to be ignored.
>Yeah because there's absolutely zero reason to differentiate between a screenplay written from an original idea and a screenplay written from an existing property.
I didn't say that. The credit for writing should go solely to the original writer, as it is his/hers intelectual property.
>You're adapting a different medium to fir the format of a film you mewling knownothing.
Yeah, and the credit should be given to the director, who is actually in charge of that transformation.
By the way, you're very good at insulting me personally. That's a great way of solidifying your argument.

I knew, but you didn't.

We dug coal together.

Made me look.

Ya bastard.

Only person who actually deserves one ITT honestly.

He did, best short film with Ray McKinnon. Too bad they both didn't for acting, they deserve it for their acting.

He should have gotten the Globe and Emmy for every season of Justified. At least Jeremy Davies and Margot Martindale got Emmys for Justified. Margot winning that year was the highlight of the awards, she was so happy and grateful.

According to every source available to me, Goggins wasn't actually credited with winning that. McKinnon and his wife was.
Also this made me look up McKinnon wife. She died when she was just 53, possibly due to ITP, and my sister has that.

John Carpenter won an Oscar.

IMDB just lists McKinnon and Lisa Blount as the winners for that. Not Goggins.

There is some sort of weird Academy rule that he isn't listed as a winner but he got the award too, I looked it all up ages ago. Something to do with WGA rules about the amount of people who can be credited on a project but he still received the award off the books. Hollywood bullshit you know. Sorry about your sister bro.

Even more depressing is Goggins wife killed herself right around that time too.

Yeah it's like the credited head writer of an episode of a TV show getting the Emmy but everyone else on the writing team gets one too. Picture related. He got one for 30 Rock.

>I never said anything about it's actual existence. I just said it's pointless, and ought to be ignored.
>I said the award for best adapted screenplay doesn't count.
>I mean, they really, really, reeeeaaallyyyy don't count
>It really really doesn't count.
>Adapted. Doesn't count.
b a c k p e d a l i n g
>The credit for writing should go solely to the original writer, as it is his/hers intelectual property.
Totally! In spite of the fact that PT Anderson bought the rights to adapt Oil!, then only used the fact that it's a story about oilmen at the turn of the century from Oil! then created an entirely original story, obviously Upton Sinclair should have won for the screenplay that Anderson wrote.

Maybe learn what licensing is?

Do you even understand what screenwriting is? How young are you? You're clearly a dipshit contrarian trying to troll but you goofed a while ago trying to actually defend your inane argument. And if you unironically hold these opinions you're a stupid person.
>Yeah, and the credit should be given to the director, who is actually in charge of that transformation.
So the director should get credit for writing a screenplay if the screenplay is based on an existing property, even if the director didn't write the screenplay?

>By the way, you're very good at insulting me personally.
You're very good at insulting.
>That's a great way of solidifying your argument.
My argument is well established. Your argument is belligerent and thoughtless and demonstrates overwhelming evidence of how little you understand about the production process.

Speaking of award winners that's Jim Downey and he has a bunch of Emmys. Five or so I think, and writes with Norm still. He's great.

Saying it doesn't count doesn't mean it doesn't exist, user.
Sounds to me like Anderson actually wrote an original screenplay, but bought the rights so he wouldn't get sued, and possibly so he could market his movie as an adaptation of a popular and critically acclaimed book so people would go see it. Seems to me that the problem here is that the Academy rewards people for something they shouldn't get credit for, and PTA lucked out with that piece of shit movie.
Didn't say the director should get credit for the writing, I said he should get credit for adapting a literary work in to a audio-visual medium. That's something else entirely, but is of course heavily connected with the original written work, which should be credited to it's original writer.
I didn't insult you by the way. Why are you so angry?
I didn't know that. I love Norm.

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Pretty gay

>frayser boy has an oscar

What a world

>Saying it doesn't count doesn't mean it doesn't exist, user.
autistically repeating that something doesn't count is a pretty active argument against something's existence. Pic related.
>Sounds to me like Anderson actually wrote an original screenplay, but bought the rights so he wouldn't get sued, and possibly so he could market his movie as an adaptation of a popular and critically acclaimed book so people would go see it.
Nope. He liked the book and the story changed as he adapted it to a script and then even more as he was filming it. Are you being willingly dense?
>Seems to me that the problem here is that the Academy rewards people for something they shouldn't get credit for
They wrote the screenplay. They get a screenplay writing credit. Tryharder m8.
>Didn't say the director should get credit for the writing
Yeah you said no one should get credit for writing the screenplay, other the person that wrote the novel or whatever else. You're retarded.
>Which should be credited to it's original writer.
HENCE WHY ADAPTED SCREENPLAY AWARDS EXIST SEPARATELY FROM ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY AWARDS, THEY GET THEIR OWN CATEGORY SPECIFICALLY TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL WRITER. NOT TO MENTION THE ORIGINAL WRITER GETS A FUCKING STORY CREDIT TOO.

You literally just solved your own conundrum dipshit.

>I didn't insult you by the way.
Yes you did. Your self-important idiocy is offensive.
>Why are you so angry?
lol being unreasonably mean to knownothing kids is the often the highlight of my day.

Reminder one of them had their Oscar made into a bigass medallion to wear on one of their gold chains. I already knew the Oscars were bullshit when Burstyn lost to Roberts amongst other things but after seeing that I just watch them as a laugh to liveshitpost in the threads or check out the highlights now.

He hasn't won one, you retards.

Yes he has you absolute retard, see and . He talked about it in an interview he did with Mckinnon and Ray was mad that he wasn't named on the award. Walt seemed like he couldn't give a fuck as long as he had the statue.

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>remarkable athletic accomplishment and team effort
Yes, because shooting a film isn't an accomplishment and team effort. Acting (or any other Oscar category) occurs inside a fucking vacuum.

wtf

Where is the Academy Award?
imdb.com/name/nm0324658/awards?ref_=nm_awd

Give sources that he won the award you tremendous nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=f0ES5okUM2E

Oscar winning flick incoming

>highest league sports isn't based on wealth
Today we learn that sports teams run on carbon dioxide.

undeserved

guess he didn't. guess I was lied to.

I'm going to ignore that and keep the lie alive thought.

Did you guys know that Peter Stormare's net worth is $250 million?

Is this a shitty Oscar winners thread now?!

don't forget Nicolas Cage has a little gold man for getting shitfaced and calling himself a cactus on film.

How am I moving the goalpost? Saying that something doesn't count doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You said that I said it doesn't exist. I didn't say that, I said it doesn't count, as in "it's absolutely pointless, and should be removed".
>THE ORIGINAL WRITER GETS A FUCKING STORY CREDIT
Yeah, but they should get all the credit, as they actually created the damn thing.
>HENCE WHY ADAPTED SCREENPLAY AWARDS EXIST SEPARATELY FROM ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY AWARDS, THEY GET THEIR OWN CATEGORY SPECIFICALLY TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL WRITER. NOT TO MENTION THE ORIGINAL WRITER GETS A FUCKING STORY CREDIT TOO.
Jesus, all caps. Don't get a heartattack, user.
>unreasonably mean
Absolutely pointless.
>often the highlight of my day.
That's very sad. I'm very sad for you.

im confused

tldr you already made your point m8. You're just whining about being bullied now. Here's a spoiler: stupid people eat shit. Don't be an slithering faggot and nobody will make you sad.

You can't expect her to hold the statue and her tits at the same time

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Driving Miss Daisy won for Best Makeup for some reason.

Whhhhhite People

Forgot muh pic