>girlfriend says she hates war movies >tell her to shut the fuck up, force her to watch thin red line. >she starts crying when guy reads wife's letter saying she's leaving him >starts crying when the young kid is dying >starts crying during pic related scene
lads the sweet taste of victory.
Hunter Collins
>The normalfag live
Leo Thomas
>women are caring creatures Only figured out that now?
Michael Murphy
congrats youre an angry little twerp
Joseph Gomez
I, too, was bored to tears by that movie.
Grayson Jackson
MARRY HER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Jacob Hall
hahaha OP's gf has better taste than you haha
Nathan Flores
nice blog reddit
Can you fuck off back there now?
Alexander Ross
I'm kind of stunned Most women have zero empathy for men
Gavin Johnson
kek
Ryan Morgan
NEVERMIND JUST GIVE ME HER PHONE
Eli Cooper
daily reminder that the thin red meme is terrible and malick is a hack
Robert Diaz
>girlfriend doesn't like war movies >make her watch Das Boot with me >the hardships and sufferings and deaths upset her so much that she gets mad at me for having made her watch it >doesn't talk to me for the next week But she liked it so we're good.
Angel Mitchell
show her apocalypse now
John Hernandez
>tell her to shut the fuck up mhm, sure you did
Carson Lopez
Woah dude how long have you been browsing Sup Forums in order to see past that greentext?
Oliver Sanders
i've been here for a good 2 weeks already! I got tired of browsing r/movies and figured I'd do some channing and it's pretty great so far!
Julian Price
> girlfriend says she doesn't like war movies > tell her to shut up and watch Army Dog > she cries at the rape scene > cries when the kids are being burned > cries when the dog tries to play fetch after losing his leg
Lads, the sweet taste of victory
Chase Price
back to plebbit faggot
James Bennett
You know who else cried like a bitch? Adrien Brody when he found out he is not the main character of the film.
Zachary Foster
That's not Memepolypse Now
Robert Reed
she still doesn't get it. you could force her to read pic related and she might have an inkling, but it's just something women will never understand
Jack Cruz
does that mean she likes war movies now or not?
There are some really good dramas i've watched, yet i still don't really like dramas, because i don't like feeling like shit when i watch a movie.
Eli Parker
>girlfriend says she doesn't care about LOTR >tell her to shut the fuck up, force her to watch the first movie >she says it's ok >tell her to shut the fuck up, force her to watch the second movie >she says it's ok >she tolerates my general enthusiasm about LOTR, the silmarilion and likes me hear talk about the lore in general. Makes stupid puns with the "weird names" she hears me say. >tell her to shut the fuck up, force her to watch the third movie >we still haven't watched it, but..
lads, i know i'm about to taste the sweet taste of victory.
Christopher Jones
Well, that's the thing about women and war movies. They may look at it like masochistic madness, but their caring sides really makes them subconsciously love it. Joseph Goebbels knew this when he was creating his propaganda films for Nazi Germany, and was able to successfully woo the German women to support the war effort. The Eriksson-Larsson theorem proves that women actually benefit more during times of war in terms of motherly instinct. That's all you were experiencing with your girlfriend. Boole's law also covers some of this, but I don't need to get into that. You've pretty much experienced it first hand.
Ayden Hughes
DONT BELIEVE THIS ROASTIE'S LIES
Robert Jackson
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Xavier Gutierrez
>Badlands >Days of heaven >Tree of life >thin red line >knight of cups >the new world try and prove me wrong
Angel Bennett
yeah I'm sure you understand war my friend
Wyatt Murphy
>starts crying when guy reads wife's letter saying she's leaving him That part was just boring and ham fisted. She's faking enthusiasm for the movie OP. You're dating a pleb.
Leo Jackson
Literally not true. This is exactly the same fearmongering as the every 3 out of 2 rape statistics.
Adam Allen
Faking enthusiasm is better than not putting in the effort to fake at all.
Charles Mitchell
make her watch come and see instead
Jacob Nguyen
Did the same thing with my mom who is super conservative back in the 90s. She was kind of afraid of fags or whatever. She cried for the last 20 minutes of the movie. I'm convinced it changed her outlook.
Nolan Turner
Thin Red Line is fucking horse shit.
I tried to watch it a load of times and ended up turning it off at about the same point every time, so I never got any further. Always got to the middle of them climbing the hill with MG nests where Weedman blows his ass off with his own grenades.
Ended up watching it in 3 sittings, picking up where I left off, over the course of a couple of months, and even then I had to force myself through it.
I can't tell if it got butchered by the studio in editing or if Malick is just a fucking retard.
Levi Edwards
is the irony that thin red line is a war movie for women?
Cameron Hill
>tfw it's a struggle to get through malick films now
the narration is just too much.
Oliver Lee
Read a book written by a woman. See if the male characters seem even remotely human to you.
Lucas Allen
Never seen this. I love Jim Caviezel so I'll check it out.
Tyler Foster
The thin red line was trash. The assult on the bunker was pure autism.
Cooper Morris
Harry Potter is a remarkably nuanced and realistic character.
Jason Young
platoon is superior (i know it's not the same gooks)
Benjamin Diaz
Those barks still haunt my dreams.
Levi Reyes
what's going on? are the plebs attacking this thread or something?
Michael Phillips
Literally and biologically true. You need to read up on the White feather campaign, user.
Alexander Cook
>let gf pick movie >it's always some generic drama "thriller" that's about parents trying to find their lost kid or something
Eli Foster
Top plen.
Lucas Martin
You kinda blew it OP
You showed her the best war movie out there by far. There's nowhere to go now.
Dominic Cooper
Once we where soldiers is better
Kayden Cruz
Seriously? That's the best war movie you could name outside of TTRL? That movie sucks.
Brayden Davis
no other war movie has better fighting scenes
Nolan Gomez
Uh.. did you forget about Wonder Woman sweetie? It has a much higher approval rating and domestic gross.