The Shallows

>college girl
>looks 40

what did they mean by this

idk but i'd fuck her senpai

>looks 40

This is not a Laura Dern situation in the slightest user

>older people can't go to college

LMAO

Whats the best photo you have of her neck?

Anything with her head tilted back with her clavicle exposed?

The average college age millennial girl exists on a steady diet of vodka, MDMA and semen which causes premature aging.

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she was a doctor you fucking dope

You know what they say.
It's ever too late to go to college.

>looks 40

gr8 b8

i'm no expert on necks but how is this

this is ripley all over again

no bully, Steven Seagull is an absolute bro

watching it now, I'll see what I can find m8

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mmmmm yessssssssssmmmmmmmmmm

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i dont know what you are talking about user

she doesnt look a day over 29

britbong detected

>genius detected

>Born: August 25, 1987 (age 29), Tarzana, Los Angeles, CA

i'm 30 and im still in college

>>college student
>med school dropout

it's a very Ellie Sattler sitch, brov, bird looks old

she goes back at the end mofo

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i am aware. she still dropped out, its reasonable to assume that she's older than a typical college student is all i was getting at

SHIT

OP HERE, ABORT THREAD, user cracked the secret.

wow man, really made me think

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anyway, whats your favorite movie, user?

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xplain mofo

love,
OP

this shit cinema boi

she already looked way too old to play a high school senior / college student in Gossip Girl and that was over ten years ago

older students at university is uncommon

There's no age limit for college education, you prick.

she wasn't in college though, she was in medical school. there's a difference.

>and semen
BLACK semen

Those tatas real?