The Unbelievable Gwenpool #3 storytime

time for cute, CUTE!

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The fujoshi is strong in this one.

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oh no, it's sad again.

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and that all

>Gwen Poole admits to having masturbated to Batroc.jpg

Batroc is a good mentor.

Protect her, Batroc.

WELL SHIT

i like how she no speak English proper

Thanks, OP.

Unf. Got a bigger pic of that?

HAHAHAHA

I need that pen

>Dr. Strange's recommendation for Ronnie's store was real

Batroc just laying down some cold hard facts.

christ- this comic just underlines how much good writing and art can carry a weirdly mediocre idea.

I mean, this is actually enjoyable- and I want to see where it goes.

Of course once gwenpool gets traded off to a different writer it's going to go to hell, but still.

Such a perfect waifu

Damn, that is one sexy Doc Strange.

Well, yeah. All ideas can be made good, even if they're just cash-ins. Look at how Transformers was made to sell toys, and how A Christmas Carol was originally a commission.

That said, it's only a matter of time until Megafag comes back.

not him but i found this two previews

>Wanting pants

Boooo.

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Batroc is a proud papa.

Different artist? Still cute tho

>500k debt to Ronnie
HA!

Ah, I had gotten it from Gurihiru's twitter, didn't realize a preview was out.

I guess this makes her official

Nah, Stacy Lee does the covers.

$140.00 is a pretty good deal for swords.

Okay. This meta as fuck.

And he... doesn't wonder how all her information has been popping up in that one second, point 13:00?

Probably not as such. They were all obviously edited.

Goddamnit I think I'm a fan of MODOK

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Is that an Elsa Bloodstone outfit?

No, its an Ella Goodstone outfit.

So does Gwen ship Miles/Kamala?
KaMiles?

A slight redesign of the midriff the original has.

Might be a knockoff, yeah. Or a cosplay outfit. I don't think she has copyrighted her looks.

Hamlet-jokes incoming.

Maybe just something the writer/artists thought appropriate for her to be fans of.
Although Kamala merch makes zero sense at this point in time.
She has had like no media exposure so far.

holy shit. That last panel. I'm totally reading MODOK in Colbert's voice now.

Was just about to post something similar. I mean, doesn't it make her even MORE unusual that her personal information didn't seem to exist until a few hours after you specifically asked her for it?

>no Nova

I would buy a Kamala plushy

>Ted Poole

>Hunka Hunka Wizard
Is Gwen a slut?

Reducto or his regular voice?

Sure, because you know of all her adventures.
But she has been cooped up in Jersey for a year or so, then became a junior on the Avengers next to Thor, Iron Man, FalCap, Vision etc. Most people will have gone: "The fuck is that and why would she be on that team?", for a while.
Before they would have decided that they've probably just been short a hand or something.

I'm glad someone shares my opinion of newborns. Those things ugly as sin for the first week.

It's because they're not such a niche product in a comic universe.

I think she ships Kamala with everyone, including herself.

nice

Subtle.

So when is she getting a hench4life tattoo

I completely missed that, thanks for sharing.

Oh shit. He just got a kill order on Gwen, didn't he?

Are those MODOK mugs?

She's so fuckin' cute, I can't stand it. I'm gonna' die.

I want a MODOK mug.

Please tell me this isn't an edit.
Please.

>merch of MODOK in his original look

Is shaving your legs really that hard?

they didnt even call her to clear the 500k withdrawal

No, but it's time consuming. Two legs versus a face.

Not hard, just tedious (especially if you do it daily)

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why does she want her parents to forget her?

Based on her personality, she's a delinquent fuck-up.

I don't get it.

Because she can never go back.

>expecting she to reveal her backstory so soon
She's gonna reveal how she ended up here only as a secret ace to boost the sales.

Why does she like black Spidey over the real Spidey?

Better Ted than Dead.

Are you gay?

There is good chance that she is a casual.

>Any character of the big two

>Just saying they masturbate instead of couching it in acceptable innuendo/implications

Come on, user. You shouldn't even need to be told.

>Gwen isn't a lesbian
DROPPED

Miles has swag

absolutely fucking fantastic

kinda wanna fuck Ronnie

fuck man, feel free to give me your slowpokes.
This took way too long to sink in for me.

This series is actually good, what the fuck.

Right, I actually thought Marvel had enough balls to do shit like that.
Sorry, user.

10/10, bravo user.