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do you not think that this was a bit early?

*dabs on the irish*

>Augustus was a tyrant

why are middle eastern students always loud?

does their culture not appreciate silence?

Should we ban Mexican flags from /brit/?

Dried fruit Y/N?

most of the videos i watch on youtube are gaming-related even though i almost never play video games myself these days

takes 2 clicks

>Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.

are you depressed and/or neet?

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has rosy had implants?

I warned you
what comes next is on your head
have at em janny

I'm not mexishit

Raisens are good

For me, it's dried mango strips.

Anyone doin anything on sunday lads?

No?

Also a good choice, Trader Joe's has those
Dried cherries are nice as well

found a marvelous result about the prime numbers, but shant publish it haha, take that nerds.

nah going to stay in me room shiteposting and listening to music

I'm horny. Post slags.

more of a baked banana chips lad myself

why would anyone care in which yank chain you can buy dried mango strips jesus christ

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asians have lovely tits

That's the only place I've seen them

unsure?

>trader joes
Probably the most yank name for a shop I have ever heard. Still, dried cherries tho. Patrician taste in dried fruits.

I'm not the person in that image.

wish there was more international competition on supermarkets

Fair point.

wanna go to america just to sit in my room all day and get takeout from ubereats, might do a bit of tourism but don't want to be part of the daily mass shootings that occur

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that would be relevant in /cum/

These guys mean business

>mate and his girlfriend went to the cinema to see Star Wars
>"it was good but there was some guy sat in front of us on his own haha, felt so sorry for him"
>tfw I go to the cinema alone pretty much every week

didn't realise I was being silently judged by normies all this time. is it really that weird?

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most of it is safer than London lad

FANTASTIC post

FOY

what the fuck is her malfunction?

Just finished my apprenticeship in not suffering fools gladly at the school of hard knocks

rodent coward

Just avoid roads, tall buildings, and other people's property.

I don't live in london either, quite like having my face unmelted

fun fact: if you lads had bothered to post the replies to this thread in the last thread, it would have reached 300 posts by now.

People who go to the movies alone are legitimate mental cases

prob a subconcious dig on his aura rather than anything else

i doubt anyone would say anything if the guy was a chad.

la abominación...

smart move. I also enjoy my acid-free face outside the confines of London.

peng egg

She's a young, attractive slut enjoying being a young, attractive slut

so fucking bored all the time

Just get a home movie theatre. I'm going to use mine tonight with the gf.

dont care fuck off

You're the guy at the party when everyone's ready to leave who says "don't drive if you're drunk", and now we all have to call family and friends or pay for a taxi.

You are being silently judged by normies all the time, user, whether you deserve it or not.

...sensible?

love guinness, hate the state of my poos the next day desu

soygon of cuckad

Why are Scottish women so pheng?

only selfish cunts drink and drive.

It's not that I want to go alone, I'd love a cute bf to watch films with, but sometimes I like to see films two or three times and I have an Odeon Unlimited card so just end up going alone a lot.

Why can't they just live their own lives without worrying about people who don't conform perfectly to societal norms?

the guy probably never goes to the cinema, there's always people on their own when i go (sometimes me included)

c h i n u p b i g f e l l a

I thought you were a turbo normie gay twat

New Scientist has learned that a team at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory has started planning a mission that would send a spacecraft to the Alpha Centauri system in 2069.

Yes, that's 52 years away, and timed around the 100th anniversary of Apollo 11's trip to the Moon. The probe would look for signs of life around the potentially habitable exoplanet Proxima b, giving humanity a much better look than it could get with observation from home.

The probe wouldn't reach the system until around 2113, and of course the data wouldn't get back to Earth until 4.4 years later at best.

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Can English animals even compete?

you wake up in China

her daddy died when she was young and she got weinstein'ed (mor like dan'ed)

>cherrypicks attractive picture of woman from [ethnicity]
>[ethnicity] has beautiful women!
>cherrypicks ugly picture of woman from [ethnicity]
>[ethnicity] has ugly women!

am i white

someone on /fit/ told me i looked like a hard cunt

If you're bored, just listen to audiobooks as you shitpost

No

what audiobook

the lad goes to the cinema all the time which is why I was even more taken aback that he remarked on someone being there alone
No I'm not

oh no he's on to us

Spent a month in China and it convinced me they aren't human. I had no strong feelings about them prior, but now I'm incredibly racist towards them.

ah yes, I'm sure you'll definitely take it all in while you're thinking of ebin posts about pakis and yanks

I


hurt myself today

OI WOT IF YA MUM WAS APPLE MUSIC

any, plenty to pirate, or get audible for £8/month

all you have to do is listen, incapable of doing 2 things at once rorkey boy?

How do we get rid of all the yanks in our general?

what's your favourite snapple flavour lads?

shame you didn't fucking die
jog on

hi trent
enjoyed your twin peaks performance

What This Veteran Says To Fake Soldier Will Leave You Speechless ( Stolen Valor )

Faggot

every day i drift further towards the truth. the chinese simply don't deserve to graze the same planet that we do.

fuck off back to cum (this post is directed as a reply to me)

currently eating 4 generously buttered crumpets

WOT IF YER NINTENDO WAS YER GIRLFRIEND

I love the musky smell of my cock and balls

Birmingham pub bomb prank (gone wrong)

so many gorgeous pornstars about these days my god

I wish I could suck my own dick.

aint eaten since lunch feel like fucking bobby sands cannae believe local is shut ffs

WOT IF A WASHING MACHINE WAS THA PROIME MINISTAH