Hello.
Can we gather here today to try and bring Kek down from the heavens? I am in a terrible spot in life and have a life changing event happening later today. May Kek bring me prosperity, greatness, and luck on this day.
And to all of you too, but only if you write "PRAISE KEK" in your post.
if singles, all will be better
PRAISE KEK
You are notworthy of kek
A FUCKING LEAF
I'm pretty sure kek has forsaken trump, and us.
It's all over.
kek doesn't listen to maples
Reminder that all threads dedicated solely to Kek are shills trying to turn Sup Forums against him through over saturation.
Tell us more about your life changing event.
>bringing Kek down from te Heavens
Isn't this supposed to be bad?
PRAISE KEK
desu Kek and meme magic is our best defense against shills.
this, only works when uncucked countries summon him
PRAISE KEK
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>bring kek down from the heavens
everyone knows kek resides in the fetid swamps of the underworld
obvious apostasy is obvious
His will be done.
PRAISE KEK
Hail Kek, full of memes. The digits are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst NEETs,
and blessed is the fruit of thy prophet, Donald.
Holy Kek, Bringer of Memes,
pray for us shitposters,
now and at the hour of our 404. Amen
I was once a Kek non-believer until i saw pic related
There is only one god but one god and that god is KEK (memes be upon him)
dubs
Kek shouldn't be bothered with trivialities.
Rio will be attacked in 2 days
PRAISE KEK
>no dubs yet
Kek has forsaken us
He has forsaken you, nonbeliever!
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK!
WITNESSED
Every time we trouble him with trivialities he comes further to abandoning us you moron.
Kek is a chaos god so he's not giving you dubs if you just beg for them
Stop with your satanic nonsense.
Praise kek, may trump win.
KEK TRULY IS WITH US, PRAISE KEK
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Kek bless thy leaf
The Way of Kek cannot be seen by shills, nor by normies, but only by Psychic Autists like Lord Barron, who have superior intelligence, hidden by their social awkwardness and aloofness.
Do not doubt in the power of Kek's meme magic - what, a handful of paid shills can make you forget the wonders of Trump's 4d chess genius so easily? O ye of little faith!
Be patient, do not doubt, put thy trust in Kek and send your psychic vibes to Trump all day every day, visualizing him winning despite all odds, against all rigged systems, to the amazement and horror of those corrupt souls who seek to destroy the world for evil gains.
Donald Trump is blessed, his purpose is divine, his ways are mysterious and incomprehensible to the worldly ones. Put thy confidence in Kek and ignore all shills.
This thread is the reason Kek will turn on us.
Idiots.
>Nothing sacred.
Such is a paradox considering lack of sanctity engulfs the creed derived from.
Praise kek. may Ayrton senna rise again from the grave.
May lord KEK bless you in your life and may only hope and prosperity fall upon you
Protect us from these heathens that come from the land of corrected records, oh merciful kek!
Only good unbeliever(of Kek) is a dead unbeliever
Praise our Lord Kek
>kek posting
Fuck off back to /s4s/
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let the meeting of KEK commence
How do you know that Kek is not the wrath of God in a form us pathetic humans can realize?
God is a title.
There's something far bigger than what that title may contain.
Kek is dead
Praise kek. Trump wins. Hill in jail.
Am considering converting to Kek
Dubs will believe
god damn it I wasn't planning on it actually happening. Fuck.
Seek and ye shall find. Checked and praise him.
THAT'S NUMBERWANG
its dobbles kek will bless me and you maple
HAIL KEKSIMUS
sorry maple he only likes turks, US, and Brits
I hope Kek brings fire from heaven, and burns all of Canada into non existence.
ok fin ejust US
nice
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
PRAISE KEK
I got a good feeling I might get some repeating digits.
praise kek
He is here
Full House of Kek
PRAISE
excellent choice mang
Welcome to the fold brother
PRAISE KEK
I never understood why you'd name your meme god kek, are you all huge WoW fans or something?
kek is among us.
kek literally only likes the US
and i guess finland..
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KEK is real i just Catch a fly by hand.
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dübbels and there might be häbbenings tomorrow
Kek grant us a happenning
It has been decreed. A brief reprieve from muslim attacks will be granted to the world tomorrow. Now isn't the time for happenings.
That comes later.
No happenings til 8/14/2016
Kek will purge the shills soon. They are trying to dabble in Dark Meme Magic, but they do not understand what they toy with. Kek is not pleased.
Many Happenings are upon us brothers.
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He goes where he is needed, to unleash his power. Kek is the medium, memes are his message.
Praise kek for another happening!
Kek has never left. We are merely His instrument.
well, if repeäting numerals, the day after tomorrow will see interesting events
check'd and kek'd
if repeating your mother will die in her sleep unless you praise kek
Weekend happenings
PRAISE KEK
sushi is great. eat sushi
again kek loves the US
well screw this, repeating numeric things and Saturday will not be boring
no happenings till next week, sorry guys.
WHAT MUST BE DONE WILL BE DONE
dobbles and it happens tonight
also there was a happening yesterday
120k bitcoins were stolen from a major exchange
that is huge
serves them right for playing with monopoly money
Your one of us now and forever, even if you should try to deny it.
One of us. Praise Kek
PRAISE KEK
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numerals that are repetitive and Sunday will be intriguing
PRAISE KEK MAY THE NEXT HAPPENING BE TODAY!!! ALLAHU AKBAR
PRAISE KEK
This is true yes, shills are trying to turn us against lord kek
I feel extremely uncomfortable that a joke post is turning into blasphemy
Praise him indeed. Checked
Well, CTR shill friend, it's not us that named him. Kek existed and was known before the Pyramids. Kek is primordial.
if triples all will be alright, OP.
PRAISE KEK
praise kek
lol top kek hue hue praie kek etc