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Wow, you're a barbarian huh?

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I really miss being able to jerk off to the succubi and rogues from D1.

It was a simpler time.

that's a druid u dip

>not understanding the point of his post

I sense a soul in search of answers.

I've never played Diablo.
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A blurry pixel image went a lot further on the boner exchange back then.

I used to fap to the first boss from D2 after she killed my character.

forgot the pic

>no diablo 1 film in the tone of the Witch about Archbishop Lazarus leading the men to the demons below the church and King Leoric going mad.

I remember my mom hitting me with my dad's belt for playing this game because it had the most xX_br00tal_Xx video game title shes seen. My ass learned to fall in love with that 100% genuine quality Italian leather.

Good times kek

>tfw running away from the screen as an assassin

>mfw blindly teleporting into a pack of Souls

It really started an interesting downward spiral for me. First, I was jerking off to rogue, then andy and the succubi. Next I was up literally from 4:30pm to 6am (bus at 7am) cybering with some russian chick I met on US East.

Then it was years of cybering in EQ, WoW, Anarchy Online, EQ2. I basically only played MMOs for DIY porn, and the fact that I can actually write.

Strangely enough, I'm not a virgin and haven't been since D1 was fresh.

Years and years of life and gallons of semen "wasted" because of some 48x48 pixel sprite in Diablo 1.

i pitty those who have never heard the greatest soundtrack of all time////tacobaal///.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k

wtf

>me at age 15
>mom drops me off at the bus stop
>"Have a good day at school, user!"
>y-you too
>wait til her car is out of view
>walk back home and fire up the computer
>select my smiterdin and head into the realm
>spend the next 8 hours pvping scrub barbarians and rushing clan mates thru hell
>hear mom's car pull into drive
>exit out to the title screen
>"Wow you beat me home again, user?"
>yep haha I'm just gonna play for a couple hours before dinner"
>ruffles my hair
>"Okay honey"
Her fw when 3 weeks total of unexcused absences shows up with my report card

>join "baal run 15"
>hammerdin bot runs into a pack of souls on way to throne and auto chickens
>or some faggot joins the game and tries to pk the bot
>runs end
>cant find new game or the bots channel
>wait an hour trying to find a new bot to leech off

Fuck souls, but more importantly, fuck the PK faggots while I'm tryin to get levels.

do you prefer anal, or do you just like to suck guys off?