How do we stop him?

how do we stop him?

jail

Don't have sex ever

Say his waifu a shit

quads

but he killed nerds also

Haha, looks like he won't come near me!

...neither will women ;-;

Wear his mom's sweater and tell him he's grounded forever.

Get a waifu, loser.

make a shitty The Ring sequel and have it bomb so hard Paramount will immediately cancel a new F13 because those 2 things are related somehow even tho the last F13 movie made 5 times its budget....

please tell me this didn't actually happen

Give me two minutes with this pussy ass mamas boy, I've been an MMA fighter for 7 years and I guarantee you I would destroy this faggot.

Sure did. Sucks to have the decider of whether a film gets made is based on whether or not a shitty movie like the ring does good

This worked out well for Shelly

>shoot him several times to knock him down
>restrain him and quickly sever his limbs
>cut his head off
>separate each body part as far as you can
>maybe burn one or two
>shit in the lake for good measure
>move to another city

Boom, there.

That was another "reboot" though and the plot details from the leaked script looked like it was going to suck and suck hard. It was going to be a superhero style origin movie with the first half featuring two different killers: Jason's father and then his mother. The final part of the movie would feature Jason as the killer.

throw that nigga into an active volcano

>the FBI blew him up and sent him to Hell
>still came back

Would a laser guided GBU-43/B dropped from a B-2 Spirit bomber be enough to kill him?

>restrain him

No

>tfw no tron 3

Well fuck, you got me.

>not pouring hot glue on him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;-;

We cryogenically freeze him and try to find out how is able to regenerate from his wounds.

Wasn't it supposed to be some shitty found footage for that also delved into Jason's past?

While a found footage F13 could be interesting if done right, I don't see adding more to a 30+ year old cannon probably isn't going to end well. Even the liberties they took on Jason's origin in Freddy vs Jason had me what the fucking.

Knock his mask off, wear his moms sweater to throw him off then have Tommy Jarvis machete his head to death.

mfw no cute cyborg girlfriend to save me from this murderer

>trick him into thinking burgers are sentient
>he eats burgers to kill them
>eats a ton of burgers
>gets fat
>can't chase anyone anymore

Problem solved

Have a chick put on his mom's sweater.
Get a group of people to fuck him up and knock off his mask.
Give Tommy Jarvis a machete.
Get sweater girl to distract him.
Have Tommy shove a machete in his brain.

throw him into the sun

Wasn't funny the first time it was said in this thread.

Just make Jason X2 dammit. That's what the FANS want

She was the best thing from X.

why do i fucking suck at this game so bad bros

take off the mask and he will die

>shoot him a lot
>use a magnet to cling him and his machete forever

>detatchable dick

build some underground prison room with like 100' thick walls of concrete and steel and make it impossible for him to move and lock him up forever down there and seal the entrance and make it impossible to find for anyone else.

ez

A difficult task indeed

Stick kiddie pools filled with water around the perimeter of my house.
If you pull that off how will he die?

You pray Tyrell gave him a short life cycle.

Get him to go to therapy until he can simply understand that teenagers are horny beasts that aren't that responsible in their jobs.

Teen 1: What do ya wanna do, Josh?
Teen 2: Hey lets break into that abandoned military base and fuck in one of the control rooms. What could go wrong?

Send the T1000 back in time to kill him

No one can

hes only afraid of water in freddy versus jason and thats not canon you pleb

kill his mom before she had him*

SAFE!