The great debate
The great debate
NWR by faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Refn
Nymphomaniac was terrible.
Refn my senpaitachi
Lars, because not only are his films extremely stylish but they also have all of the substance that refn films lack from.
refn gets better cinematographers
von trier isn't good. melancholia was the only film of his that i appreciated whatsoever and only because he had the good sense to show kirsten dunst topless
kid, how many of his movies have you even seen lmao
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they're both try hards but i'd rather watch a Refn than a Von Trier
>Proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>Daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>Intensely insecure but pretends not to be
>Didn't know how to read until age of 13
>Directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>Can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>Lost virginity at 24
>Can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then getting limp, obvious self-insert
>Said he now only watches movies on an iPhone
>Has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>Despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>Has no neck
pathetic cuck
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>>Can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
this can't be true i'm pretty sure Bronson had some scenes that were out of chronological order
literally one of us
>mfw I see that these are two different people
what's try hard about lvt
Tattooing FUCK in his fist as a middle-aged dude and using misogyny as a pillar of all his films
>lars von meme
Meanwhile LVT made an almost 3 hour long film about actual cuckoldry
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you forgot:
Lars von Trier tried to fuck Refns wife at cannes.
BASED LARS
cant cuck the refn
If you didn't say Refn then pls go to reddit
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>Can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
I don't know how other directors can, sounds confusing as fuck desu
This would be a lot more amusing if he had made more than one good movie during his entire career.
troublesome coconut general?
How autismo will his kids become?
>misogyny
are you memeing because lars has gone on record saying that he's a feminist and all of the women in his films are heros. Have you even seen a single film of his or are you just shitting out of your butt user
*his wife's kids
whats the context here
Danish """""""comedy"""""""" show
I see nothing wrong with this. Getting cucked by Gosling sounds like an honor.
Literally /our guy/
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Essential Refn movies?
drive
Who the fuck is the guy on the right?
Refn has the Midas touch. Every actor who has starred in one of his films has gone on to film nothing but kino.
None
He's shit made for people who like bad movies
Drive and Bronson are Refn's only good movies. The rest are just pretentious artsy bullshit. Only Drive and Bronson are actually art.
holy shit
literal autism