A man walks down the street, he says,
"Why am I soft in the middle, why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard"
A man walks down the street, he says
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why did Paul Simon defy the Apartheid boycott bros?
Why did Paul look like he really did not want to be there the entire time.
It's like he only wanted to write a song but some production company suit ordered him into sitting right next to Chevy for an hour while they record things.
Chevy was probably being a dick.
wow it's like you unlocked the joke behind a blatantly silly video or something.
what silver girl, motherfucker
that's fucking mean
Is he ever not?
Paul Simon>Bob Dylan
hahahahahahahaah
john lesbian petetown etcheydemonrace ist
When will they ever learn?
No.
But Paul Simon > Paul McCartney
I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL
this is music video kino
>he ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
what did he mean by this?
his role model liked fat chicks.
JEWS
Who will be my role model now that my role model is gone?
>role model
>role model
so, who is his unnamed role model?
who was his role model?
>he ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
> implying OP isn't Chevy Chase trying to remind you of his once-respectable-but-now-shattered career.
Go to bed old man.
Betty?
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly, get these mutts away from me. I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.
Because he wasn't a retard, and wasn't going to deprive people of his music just because they had a shitty government.
KODACHROOOOOME OOOOME OOME
can someone give me a quick rundown of what this song is about?
The apartheid government was better than every government since then, even for blacks.
it's about you, and me, ten years from now
>where's my wife and family? what if I die here?
It's his first time around.
Yes. Paul Simon is the ghost author of Like a Rolling Stone.
Identity crisis of trying to be like someone and setting yourself up for eventual failure as the person you were imitating passes away.
mid life crisis
>moves in on your girl
>Al Gore used this while he was running for Vice President in 1992. Simon has played at various Democratic fund raisers.
Is this Paul's greatest song.
Feels like its the perfect song for a movie that was never made
I knew there was a reason I liked him.
WHY DOES HE DROP THE TEACUP THROUGH THE TABLE
REEE
Kek. Art Garfunkel is always trying to prove he's more than just Paul's dancing money. He loves to talk about his acting """""career""""" but Paul was in Annie Hall, and Art was in practically nothing.
>Don't want to end up a cartoon. In a cartoon graveyard
wew
>Not Flowers never bend with the rainfall
>Not The only living boy in New York
>Not For Emily Wherever I many find her.
>Is this Paul's greatest song.
Mother & Child Reunion is better
*vomits*
How did he get Chevre Cheese in for his one hit wonder video?
Chevy Chase would always do this kind of slapstick when on SNL.
>no buddy comedy about Paul Simon having a mid Life Crisis
>where he's at the bottom of his life and meets a stranger (played by chevy chase)
>after some misadventures they become good friends and Paul gets his life back on track
>when manlets become alpha
Can someone be my bodyguard?
thanks.
I love Simon but his music is so deeply personal.
>Is this Paul's greatest song
hearts and bones
call me bane
and you can call me SEEEEEE EYYYYYYYYE AYYYYYYYYY
If you'll be my hired gun
I can be a big guy for you
man walks down the street he says, "who paid you to go after Dr. Pavel? tell me about bane. why does he wear the mask?"
A mosquito man walks down the street
He says no charge for them
Why would I want them?
Got a short little span of attention
They were trying to grab your prize the mercenary
Who'll be my masked man
Now that my masked man is
Bane? Bane?
He called them in on board
With some roly poly little Pavel faced girl
He said nothing nothing
There were incidents and fires rising
There were men shot out of planes
9/10
one change is mercen'ry
If you pulled off that mask
Would your life end?
It would be really painful
It would be really painful for you
his tv special was pretty good too, charles grodin especially
youtube.com
Please stop.