Be European

>be European
>travel 200 miles in any direction
>no one can understand me

Why don’t you take your head out of your ass for a second and actually think for yourself; was this “Trump,” you voted for really a populist, a man of the people, or was he something else entirely? A Russian puppet, bred straight from the underground labs of Moscow, designed to undermine our democracy and give Vladimir Putin full control of our country.
You really are delusional, aren’t you? This is who you’ve elected, and because of it, you have doomed us all. Hope you like vodka, because soon it’s all we’ll be drinking.

>be american
>travel 200 km in any direction
>get shot

>be American
>travel 5000 in any direction
>no one WANTS to understand me

>implying I voted for Trump
>implying I vote
>implying Russia interfered with the election
>implying Putin isn't a pretty cool dude

Honestly it's pretty cool
I'd be bored if I lived in a gigantic country where the culture and the people are the exact same 1000 km away

>be Kraut
>travel any distance in any direction
>apologize for both world wars and hand out reparations
I'll take my payment in bitcoin, Hanz.

Well, thankfully you don't have to. You've got quick access to African and middle eastern culture wherever you are in France.

Did I offend you or what
jeez

Apologize.

Do you have a neckbeard ?

No why?

>be me
>travel 200 kilometres in any direction
>no one can understand me because there is no one to speak to

Just wondering

>le BASED PYOOTIN savior of le HUWITE RACE!

>be English
>travel 100 miles in any direction
>drown

Based.

>implying I'm white

We use planes in Europe my inbred hick friend

Eww

>this triggers the european

That's an ugly car you got there.

That's an ugly car you got there.

Rude desu. We're supposed to be co-conspirators, remember?

>be burger
>travel 200 miles in any direction
>bumfuck nowhere
>run out of gas
>die because 2 fat 2 walk

That's a really ugly car you got there.

Wait, we supposed to do what?

Smh. That's the last time I give you national secrets.

Tell your national secrets now or I'll hack your Sup Forums account!

Shhhh. Not in public, dummy. Meet me at Trump Tower.

>Smh
Are you african ?

Finnish speakers 200 miles east, north and south for me, west is sea

It's very neat actually

Why do North Italians and South Italians hate each other?

don't most (western) yuros speak english?

You're one of the worst posters on this board.