Tfw a 60 year old man could easily beat the shit out of you in your prime

>tfw a 60 year old man could easily beat the shit out of you in your prime

does he trane ufc tho?

>rogan thinking about eggs

Apocalypto was a sweet fucking movie by the way

>no grizzled mad max spinoff starring real mad mad played by mel gibson
reee

>when you want to put diced jalapenos on shitty fried eggs but you have a job to do

life is suffering

I miss the beard.

>meme avocrapo
lel

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This is the worst post I've seen on this site

>reminder that there is no reason to not take TRT when you get older

>your prime

Heh jokes on you kiddo I peaked in elementary school

how many times do you think he had to shower when he found out she was a jew?

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only once

what do roids have to do with fighting skill?

this. i felt pretty cocky towering over some manlet in passing earlier

then i remembered i have no clue how to fight despite being /fit/

thankyou i try

>tfw 13 years of martial arts training + competitions and fit as fuck
It's a good feeling being a large crowd and knowing you can easily beat the shit out of everyone in the room if needed.

Shut up you small dicked faggot. I'll fucking murder you

Do I have a prime? Jesus

>tfw you own a gun

I would tap his out in seconds, brown belt in judo btw.

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yeah but you got CTE

Mel is the type of guy who you'd have a pint with then let him fuck your daughter.

I used to think that then I realized everyone and their mother takes some kind of martial art nowadays and knows some jui-jitsu. It's basically an even playing field now like it was before MMA became a meme. So I can probably still kick most people's ass within a few dozen square miles, you're probably restricted to the closest 10 people.

Post based mel

They're fake muscles.
It's not that hard to get muscles to look big.
But to actually have the strength that that size represents, is harder.

Not even close breh, I'm also a jew so it'll be that much sweeter when I fuck his wife on his grave

who cares about strength? it's 2017, most guys get muscles to impress women so that they can get laid.

why do jews hate mel? What did he do exactly? I'm not joking I seriously have no idea.

Muscles can't be "fake".

He probably could. But could he beat me in League of Legends? I doubt

i dount it. mel gibson was never refined for his hand to hand combat. bruce lee or jackie chan or even sly would make me shit myself, but mel? no.
guns on the other hand. I can tell he's a marksman and would not like to face this guy with a nugget or the saturday night special.

What's your favorite Mel film?

I've always liked The Patriot

>what are guns

>I'm ready to play Heihachi in the Tekken move

Yes they can

he always seems to choose the worst lighting and filters to make sure it looks as disgusting as possible

Hes either going to spread that mayonnaise on his eggs, on the avocado, or eat it plain. Seriously what is americas obsession with mayonnaise?

Nice broscience Dr John