Yes, yes, well done Wonder Woman, well done

Yes, yes, well done Wonder Woman, well done.

HOWEVER

imagine if you had a mummy chained in your basement and she still managed to make you her pusy slave!

Is is true that there's a lot of sexual scenes in the movie?

based pusy poster

WHY WON'T SHE BE MY MOMMY GIRLFRIEND?
ALL I WANT IS AN ALL-POWERFUL, CUTE FEMALE DIETY TO RAPE ME INTO SUBMISSION

>just give in user, you know you want it

Tom Cruise was fucking gay, why would some choose some white basic bith over mummy yandere waifu

>wanting a sandy vagina

Having a yandere waifu isn't as pleasuring as you think it is.

>tfw you would resist as long as you could but she was right, it would be inevitable

this desu

probably the movie's biggest flaw

pusy poster on point

I want a mummy mommy

don't we all, user... don't we all...

She's so small and cute. :3

Choice 1:
>become god
>mummy waifu didn't do nuffin
>rule Egypt

Choice 2:
>Basic white bitch for who like because the script says to.

This is exactly where I lost my suspension of disbelief

>tfw no qt mummy gf to usher in an age of eternal darkness with as its eternal king and queen

Being a teenager is picking Jenny Halsey.
Being an adult is picking Ahmanet.

>you're immortal
>she's immortal with powers
>you don't in the course of the movie try to overpower her and make her realize even IF she is immortal and powerful a MAN will still be dominant over her

Cruise you fool

>"D-Doctor Jeckel?"
>"NO! MR. HYDE!"

I fucking left

what is this meme? why do cucks support this meme?

>So this ancient evil you captured, what was her name?
>She's the mummy that will bring evil into this world!

Based based pusy poster poster

>uses cuck meme
>accuses others of memeing
look at this loser

You'd really enjoy the movie "Dead Girl." The plot is basically exactly what your post describes.

>Join me Tom Cruise, and together we can become an Universal's The Mummy (2017)!

what did she mean by this?

>>you don't in the course of the movie try to overpower her and make her realize even IF she is immortal and powerful a MAN will still be dominant over her

IF only

t.cuck

>Hello Mr. Cruise, I'm Dr. Jeckel, and you are about to enter a Dark Universe Cinematic Universe Multiphase Synergy Project.

Hue

>What will it be like?
>It will be a new world of gods and monsters!
Wow

Chekt

>tfw no mummy gf

ooh a two for one meme combo. look out busters we got a real memer here.

I need healing

>ywn shout at a skeleton with Sofia

I'd give her a bone to shout about.

>35
>no kids
?

I thought she was younger than that.

Well, she's a tranny, so she can't exactly get pregnant.

What is she saying here? is there a video with sound?

>What is she saying here?
She is reacting out Cruise's Tropic Thunder scene where he says "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE".

You can find the video on her twitter and insta

Imagine the kinky stuff you could do to an immortal girl. It would just be like one of my taiwanese cartoon porns.

she must really like Tom to do that. why is she doing it with a skeleton though?

Its because she has no friends and is generally a lonely person. Nobody likes her

She has low budget Emilia Clarke eyebrows.

>Come on, user. Dance with me!

Shit movie

FUCK YOU!! She looks to be such an amazing person to be around

>going by what other people's opinions say
I thought Sup Forums was over this

She has the personality of a rock

Why do you say that user-san

she sounds like a robot
she has very masculine features too, just look at that chin

then why I missed mine so much?

>implying you don't want to caress her masculine jaw

It's a bad movie with weak writing. The plot was clearly redone several times without being balanced out before they shot it. But at least Sofia was cute.

>showing all that skin to strangers
Slut

Based pusy poster

She's ugly as sin, what the fuck?

Stop talking shit about my mistress you fuck

didnt this flop

It's a /qa/ thing, they post a stupid thing and then respond to their own post with "based" to try and ruin Sup Forums.

Was it as bad as the critics were saying?

Yes, yes, well done 2017 capeshit waifus, well done...
HOWEVER

Critics are all paid off

t. Warner Brothers

It's kinda hard to turn down godly power, though.

fuck off /qa/

No.

It wasn't an awesome movie, but it was entertaining. it worked fine as an adventure flick that you just have fun with.

Mai-chan's daily life?

This is what my friends argued after we saw the movie - and I agreed.

It was more in line with reason and Cruise's character to get with the mummy than with the randoblond.

>I can break these cuffs

You can't break those cuffs.

this x100

>People really think she's white

I want that cake

"You want this cake?"

Based.

I'd convert to islam to marry her

kek'd check'd and agree'd

b-but i don't know how to dance

...

giv mummy gf

>It wasn't an awesome movie, but it was entertaining.

Basically Tom Cruise's entire career summed up.

...

>bith

Blacks actually do. Where were you when they got pissed as fuck "this white girl" was playing a kween? The definition of white is getting more inclusive. Some day even the Slavs might be considered it desu.