Name one thing she can't do

Name one thing she can't do

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Ejaculate seamen out of her penis and impregnate a woman.

A decent porn movie

act

Fpbp

Bear arms

sing well without auto tune

Hang her pendulous tits over my face and in my mouth as she rides my cock and I cum deep inside of her

tpbp
that's the third post tho

Be Tom Haverford

She can't suck my dick. At least not until she's proven otherwise.

peg my boipussy while calling me a misogynistic piece of shit

checkem

Be on Fake Emma's level. Not even gonna compare her to Best Emma because that would be an insult.

Or ride a unicorn because unicorns don't exist and therefore by default will never be able to.

Support a winner

take pictures with her fans

lol please explain

Deny no matter how much of a feminist she claims to be she wants a man who won't put up with her shit treat her like a dirty slut in bed and boss her around and run her life.

she didn't take the picture

Love me ;_;

Then again that's pretty everyone ;___;

that was lame man
I was expecting her to deny a picture or have her bodyguards do so and maybe punch some fans in the process

Can't think of a single thing

sit on my face ;_;

OP here, never change Sup Forums. Glad to see the reddit cancer hasn't taken ahold of this board yet.
So long every reply is great except for these reddit white knight cuckolds:

Get to be anywhere near Best Emma's league

without any hint of sarcasm:
t. reddit

This.

thats just gross

She can't ever escape the fact that she starred in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises would defend this. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Nobody cares

YES SIR I TOO AM NOT REDDIT YESSIREE

LET US GO IN THE BACK ROOM AND DISCUSS OTHER NON REDDIT THINGS LIKE WE 4CHANNERS DO. HAVE I SAID THE WORD NIGGER YET? SORRY YES YES AHEM..."NIGGER!" CAPITOL FELLOW 4CHANNERS!

>red nail polish
d r o p p e d

Win an Oscar.

reddit the post

she cant drive tho

>reddit spacing

for real?

Not in Saudi Arabia

YOU JUST KNOW

Give me an erection

No, really, i have crippling depression. and havent had an erection in like a month

PARTY ROCK

Try looking at pictures of dudes.

let me help you with that
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>has someone said act yet?

Act

>takes the time to type out a whole sentence instead of looking or ctrl+f

Sit on my face

She theoretically could but would never

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pay taxes

>hes posting Worst Emma

top kek what a loser

wow this is a very unflattering pic of Fake Emma
Best Emma looks great as always though
also I posted Worst Emma but with the filename "EW", which not only stands for "Emma Watson" but also the expression "ewww" and "Emma the Worst"

>"Emma the Worst"
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Why is this best/worst Emma thing a meme when all three are trash?

>all three
wrong
kek, how appropriate

>all three
>wrong
Is there a fourth Emma who is also trash? Because I only ever see three of them and they are all bin worthy.

How is best Emma trash?

>shit family
>shit face
>shit body
>shit career
I'm being generous with trash, and not toilet.

>shit taste

She might have shit taste, I wouldn't know. I feel like I've given plenty of evidence as it is.

Superior Emma Fuhrmann coming trough

That's a meme worthy Emma, very nice.

i want to be she pusy slave

>Fuhrmann
>Fuhr
>no fur
dropped

is that sideboob fur?

I must speak honestly as a Best Emma lover (Roberts) Stone and her immaculate feet hold a special place in my heart. I would gladly die to see a Roberts/Stone lesbian scene, however Watson can die for all i care.

Roberts > Stone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watson

Looks a little downsy

why are so many roberts fans into hairy girls
why does she attract so many of you freaks?

>why does she attract so many of you freaks?
Rat fetishists

>why are so many people who are attracted to hairy women attracted to this hairy woman

Eat pusy very well. Trust me, I know for a fact.

act

does her hole smell like corn? someone said it smelled like cooked corn.

Be Belle

ACT

A lesbian scene with all three Emmas where Emma Roberts and Emma Stone sexually dominate and humiliate a willing Emma Watson who calls them both Goddesses and thanks them for the privilege of being allowed to worship the bodies of the Best Emmas who both laugh at her and call her "pathetic" and "Worst Emma" would be kino

>willing
DROPPED

bros, I have a question. I would fuck her no doubt but there is something oddly repulsive about her body. I mean it looks like she has a nice ass but something is off.

this
she should thank them for the privilege to usurp their good name

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t homosex

said the watsonfag
admit it, you only like her because she looks like Richard Dawkins in a wig

White men

Wtf is with her posture?

She hasn't been in a single film or show worth watching.

Not very good for a supposed movie star.

underrated post

Not be a horrible feminist.
Can't bring herself to show tits on screen.

First sentence doesn't flow
>She can't escape the fact [...] would defend this
Ya gotta put more work into it, man

way to go Spartacus

This is pretty accurate, as a kid I read Harry Potter books and watched Harry Potter movies and once I was a teen I started watching films based on novels by Stephen King like Christine.