Not gonna lie...

Not gonna lie, their social conditioning strategy of constantly having woman slap men in movies is pretty effective in killing any latent desires I have to date. Thanks Jews.

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I want to fugg Cara Deli-meme

what's under that boob shield? I am sure it's not boobs

I love titless women

all cgi heavy movies look so fucking ugly

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Jupiter ascending 2: electric boogaloo
looks good but it's never gonna make it's budget back

Radar Men From the Moon and Bodacious Space Pirates are great fucking names

Never even heard of either of them before now though

You should enjoy them since you have a something in common.

You being a beta cuck who can't approach women is definately the Jews fault. Definately.

This movie is going to FUCKING BOMB because that fucking idiot Besson cast tha effeminate emo beta twink and that pug ugly scrawny fucking skank dyke is this movie which is a shame because I LOVE The Fifth Element and have been dying to see Besson come back to Sci-fi!!!FACT!!!

i read an essay by Robert Anton Wilson about this. he said he had been searching for a film that DIDN'T have a woman slapping a man at some point, and he hadn't found one yet. when he got to "The Fisher King", he thought he'd found it, but turned out Robin Williams' character got slapped across the face in that, too.

>posts jew

i want to surgically move her eyebrows up half an inch from her eye-socket ridges.

yeah. they're called men.

>no Killjoys

>women

My mind was blown when the trailer music was literally an epic version of Gangsta's Paradise. Besson is a genius.

HOLY FUCK

ROASTED.

>have been dying to see Besson come back to Sci-fi!!!
Then why didn't you watch Lucy?

why do they both have to look like tired meth heads with dark under eye circles

Saved a few bucks using the Lost in space space suites

Looks wicked A F
Been hyped since the first trailer with Because on it.
Did he watch like 4 movies?

BRAPPPPPPPPP

finally a film with two male protagonists, not sure why one is wearing a female spacesuit though

Cute dude on the right. Hanson 2.0

>star trek
>good

Literally a garbage meme that people like because it supposedly is a“cucktural phenomenon”, like star wars.
Fucking shit.

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lol

why even make this after jupiter ascending??

The source material is actually good

Since the CGI looks really good, i assume they decie to blow the budget on it instead of hiring overpaid A listers

>why even make this after jupiter ascending??

Luc Besson is not the Wachowskis, you know that right?

I really, really, really hope it's good OP, I want to love this movie.

First 15 episodes of The Expanse are the best Sci-fi TV series have to offer.

And putting Stargate above Babylon 5 is just autism.

Both lead characters seem horrible. And that crappy CGI frog monster. This is not how you start a PV.

too many colors. beautiful people in space. meh

We all do, however her spacesuit indicates that she does have some titties, but she doesn't

She actually does, Cara has like high B low C cups, google her beach pics

I dreamed about Cara being my gf and begging me to swim with her. The night before I dreamed about the Maggie actress doing the same thing. What the fuck is up with my brain and swimming?

Might be even a D cup, don't you think?

Her topless beach pics user, trust me, she is not flatchested.

Is this like Mass Effect or wut ?

FLAT IS JUSTICE

>boobplate on a 12 year old

Would Besson give C Tates a red tipped dog cock? I think not.

>Would Besson give C Tates a red tipped dog cock?

What?

It's what Mass Effect and Star Wars ripped off

This is gonna bomb but I don't want it to

>no Tripping the Rift
>Bebop not in God Tier
Shit chart.

good luck, it looks boring as shit

>Barbie and Ken Doll leads
>wowee zowee CG special effects

China will love it

so, its copy of Avatar and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Psss,at least they could be original.

bad bait

then watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

I know what a teaser is but what's the difference between a teaser trailer and a regular trailer?

a teaser trailer generally has a short running time, maybe a minute long, a full trailer will have new footage not included in the teaser or teaser trailer and explain the plot more ruining the entire fucking movie for you

Yeah that's a teaser, but OP posted a teaser TRAILER, which is almost 3 minutes long and do tell the plot of the movie and I wonder why that's not just a regular trailer.

>"Dane Dehan reminds me of Harrison Ford in his early years. I think this kid will be big."
>now stars in shit tier b-movies

S T I C C

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LITERALLY the Bruce Willis of our generation

Shame I dont like both lead actors, will still watch it tho.

Mutant feet just like that ritter bitch. disgusting

Dane had some pretty fucking impressive physique in A Cure for Wellness. I hope he gets his clothes off in this movie too.

>firefly that high
>star trek og that high
>Bepop not God tier
>Farscape not god tier
Decent otherwise

does she wanna fug

>French Sci-Fi
After watching The Fifth Element? No thanks.

mega-shit taste. universe-sized shit taste. beyond shit taste.

to me this is gonna be like john carter. the comics so old everyone has ripped it off so much none of the ideas from it will seem fresh even though alot of the ideas were original at the time. flop

yeah with womanbecause she really is a man(but a really sexy one)

i want to suck her soft veiny smooth long thick hard juicy cock, desu

I liked him in A Cure For Welness.

me 2 desu

>het

(((They))) sure made you use the right pronouns.

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But it is.

is she glossing her nips?

Nobody understood the ending to A Cure for Wellness. Especially autists who can't do nuance.

Sad!

Cure for Wellness was gr8.

if brainwashing gives me big dicked femqt's then give me a flamethrower, time to exterminate the white race.

>being attracted to a woman who takes in a new cock everyday

wtf

more?

isn't she a lesbian?

why is that potato the left chick is holding circled in red? is that their dildo?

She has plenty of topless photoshoots too. She's not superstacked, but she has real nice breasts. For some reason I can't find in my folders because I guess I forgot to name them.

>potato
i think we found the real potato

At least he posts on Sup Forums

Lol you're an idiot

>Cure for Wellness
>Valerian
>Tulip Fever

All big movies

then what is it? a baguette?

needs more Ruby Rhod, at least you would have one masculine character.

Your shtick seems worthless without AICN.

>Clive Owen, Rihanna, Ethan Hawke, Herbie Hancock, Kris Wu and Rutger Hauer in supporting roles.
pretty good

Whats with the dyke-looking girl on the left with no tits?

I have to watch it

I watched Suicide Squad (I couldn't watch that cuck author movie though), this looks real nice though.

Wonder Woman doesn't slap any men.

Is she pretty or not?
I can't decide.

Forget about boobs, where are her hips?

She is pretty, might not have a wide appeal but she is.

She has ridiculously thick eyebrows, the type you see usually in Slavic countries--and she also looks like a boy. The chick that recently got convicted for telling her bf to commit suicide, looks like a busted up Cara.