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NOW WATCH ME

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*plays a sloppy square ball*
*it gets intercepted*
FUCK

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WACKEY BRUCE

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ballin like an athlete but got no jumper

Hillary "destroy the super predators" Clinton

Best rocky film?

they have told me to chill out but they soon shut up when i give them some and they refuse to let me leave. i'm healthy af though

LE SKEPTIC GOMMUNIDY

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any scum gang man in

The reason why yanks come to /brit/:
Yanks are fucking boring. Especially with each other
All we want to do is be better than other people, this is why sports is so prominent in our society, because you can be a shitcunt and it's acceptable. Yanks are just boring shitcunts, they are overly vapid superficial and polite because if you knew what they were like deep down they would risk being judged and therefore don't have the mental edge to be a shitcunt

Who wizard here

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prediction: flat chests and androgynous features will be the next attractiveness fad

today it's fat arses, tomorrow it's little tits

>When someone critizises/insults something you're nostalgic over
>When you suddenly realise they're right as well

night

nonce

don't give a fuck for your excuses
jog on, we're trying to discuss british culture here

*rubs beard and tilts head *

hmm, yes, ahh yes. Hold that thought i'll be right back

*leaves and never returns*

make like a canadian flag and leaf

Do you have a normal social life?

i asked who is a wizard here????

*leaves a bit on you*

tfw the personality > looks meme is true

obviously the girl can't be ridiculously uggo, but even though my ex was stunning, this new girl i'm seeing is so much more interesting

Keep our Empire undismembered
Guide our Forces by Thy Hand,
Gallant blacks from far Jamaica,
Honduras and Togoland;
Protect them Lord in all their fights,
And, even more, protect the whites.

Think of what our Nation stands for,
Books from Boots' and country lanes,
Free speech, free passes, class distinction,
Democracy and proper drains.

*waits patiently for a desktop Ryzen APU*

I've still got shit tons of steam credit from that voucher i got for christmas and I'm fucking coked off my tits so i will pay anythign off steam for someone. Tenner at most though.

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yanks claim to be the best at everything but refuse to play any sports the rest of the world does for fear of losing

this but unironically

Redpill me on Mormonism

wizards in /brit/ are shy

Thinking of launching a line of alcopops with crude names aimed at the gay market. Anyone want in?

Ow0 is she crushed

the only ones here are yanks
fuck off you fat smelly virgin

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mate i work full time and haven't missed a single day of work in 2 years. i have loads of mates but i can tell they get annoyed with me being such an arrogant coked up twat all the time

ANOTHER MEXICAN IS HERE AHAAAAHHHH

might buy a switch
thanks x

Love going out for a few pots with the lads
HATE things getting out of hand and me making an absolute tit of myself haha

Can guarantee you're going to have a heart attack soon enough

>Toe shanks
Do you know what this means?

checked

Why do you have a Pikachu LOL

How the fuck do you function properly?
Missing a whole weekend worth of sleep can't be good.

LOL he confused with the other mexican

task bar isn't popping up
windows 10
help

Why is richard spencer always carrying a glass of whiskey with him? Is he an alcoholic or something

chuck it out t'window

When melancholy Autumn comes to Wembley
And electric trains are lighted after tea
The poplars near the stadium are trembly
With their tap and tap and whispering to me,
Like the sound of little breakers
Spreading out along the surf-line
When the estuary's filling
With the sea.

Then Harrow-on-the-Hill's a rocky island
And Harrow churchyard full of sailor's graves
And the constant click and kissing of the trolley buses hissing
Is the level of the Wealdstone turned to waves
And the rumble of the railway
Is the thunder of the rollers
As they gather for the plunging
Into caves

There's a storm cloud to the westward over Kenton,
There's a line of harbour lights at Perivale,
Is it rounding rough Pentire in a flood of sunset fire
The little fleet of trawlers under sail?
Can those boats be only roof tops
As they stream along the skyline
In a race for port and Padstow
With the gale?

wrong beaner mate

you can't carry on like this forever, your body will shut down

can you actually go a weekend without doing it or do you get cravings

lolololol didn't read but the name of the thread is enough for my ayy soul GET REKT GREENS

Minimise or close all window then try

pm'd you the solution

open up task manager, go to file, go to new, type in "explorer.exe"

thoughts on beto? i reckon he's a faulty AI bot ran by your government

tummy

Where are you from? Beto if from Juarez

Tesco cider is a thinking man's drink

don't show up to my show if you got no energy

so this is why thailad lives in southeast asia

HAHAHAHHAHA

coop home brand vodka is the galaxy brain drink

cheers lad

Why are you so ugly???? :S

steven fry was addicted to cocaine for 15 years and he's fine

get a decent nights sleep on sunday night and it's all golden. get 3 hours sleep after staying awake for 2 days and i'm basically dead on my feet though. luckily most of the people at my work are retarded so i can function at 10% brain capacity

go to task manager and reset windows explorer
or press the windows button on your keyboard if it has one see what happens

instead of america?
I'm sure theres lots of reasons other than ladyboys

back sorry
had the shave the neckbeard
at 3am

HEY I AM THE OTHER BEANER PLZ GIVE ME A (YOU)

>dead kennedys
>reagan youth
what's trumps punk name?

would rather have a fart arse on my face than a spoopy slant eyed skeleton 2bqh

What's you job?

I need smoke

The bottle of port is almost finished lads. Whisky or cognac next?

>THICC

The Tweets

>toil in 6 hours
>have to start getting ready in 4
>still awake
wish I had a gun so I could shoot myself between the eyes

The drumpf

toil? on a sunday? you confused?

uranium covfefe

t. Blobby bastard

don't try and hide from it, wagie....!
it's coming!
it's coming for you!

the T O I L

Will porn be allowed in /our/ ethnostate, lads?

yes, on a fucking sunday

who works at 9am on a Sunday?
lol

wish south african jew could get backstabbed seriously

>not liking THICC
the virgin opinion

Cognac is always a good drink neat.

29 hours left of freedom

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new years resolution to stop wanking to lads in skirts has been a total disaster

>a whole year later people are still banging on about trump/hilary

give it a rest

Local council admin mostly related to traffic and roadways. Mostly processing appeals for traffic tickets it's fuckibg fascinating. I love rejecting appeals from people with foreign names lol

2017 was grim lmao

Irish monster

my edgy communist friend said something that really made me think the other day

said that bankers and cleaners should be paid the same
come to think of it, what do bankers physically even do?

real goofy fucker on the left there