The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 3: New Mutants (Part 32)

>It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
>Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
>You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
>You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
>You're paralyzed

PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:

There must be some kind of bot that can autodump storytimes by now

So yeah, I took a brief break from Abba, because with a cover like that how could I not?

Also, how cool is this?

Probably, but then I'd miss all the riveting commentary! And that was not sarcasm.

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So, with SDCC nearing I'm thinking of contributing to this year's Weekend of Pain? Should be fun.

I'm considering The Draco and She Lies with Angels.

Hmm, would it be something X-related?

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Yup, see next post. On that note, any suggestions?

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I was thinking of some greg land stuff. Or, perhaps you would lay claim to Ultimatum. It is a Magneto story after all.

Oh, or maybe late 90s (onslaught, the twelve)

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Onslaught would be a pain in the ass, frankly, and I feel like someone is going to do Ultimatum anyway so I'd rather do something new. LAAAAAAAAAND sounds like it has potential, I'll have to search for something truly bad in the writing department as well.

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>Also, how cool is this?

It just reminds me how hard it is to find physical copies of the UK Captain Britain comics

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It's not even easy to find pirated copies of that comic! Hence why I never bothered in the first place.

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It'll be good that the other user is doing it. I think some of Moore's run is relevant to Excalibur

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>I think some of Moore's run is relevant to Excalibur
It is, yes, so thanks for that X-user The Second!

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>The Draco
Is that a Kurt story?

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Yep, it's THAT Austen Kurt story.

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Ah shit, forgot I had to walk the dog tonight. I'll be right back, folks.

You could do X-Force volume 2, Liefeld's 2000's return to Marvel. It's only 6 issues

It was bad, but I'm not really sure if it was SoP-level bad.

Is that supposed to be MJ?

>Spin, pelvis thing
Well that answers that question

And I'm back. Let's finish this, boyos.

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I do have that. Not a bad idea.

I thought it was pretty horrid desu senpai

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>Roman Nekoboh
So is his name Hoboken Namor backwards on purpose?

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Onslaught

chuck austen run has already been done this year

How about that awful Phoenix story with the
Playstation backgrounds?

the matthew malloy Bendis story is bad enough for storytime of pain but it is too recent.

I think Land usually lands good writers

As bad as Austen's run is for most of the cast, there are some truly great beats for Juggernaut and Northstar.

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But Onslaught is such a draaaaaaaaaag

>Pheonix - Legacy of fire
>X-Force v2
I vote for either/both.

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>>Pheonix - Legacy of fire
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHI

ALRIGHT ILL DO IT JUST DONT HURT ME ANYMORE

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

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It's only three issues!

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For the sake of us all, the Onslaught suggestion must be met with a hard veto.

is that XForce the Humphries one with Spiral and Fantomex being divided in 3 people and his female third being a lesbian with Psylocke?
Bunn cleaned up that mess this year.

Three issues too many you mean