/sino/ - 中文

没有中场党就没有 Retarded OP edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese-speaking world, culture, life, travel, economics, geopolitics, etc.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=cKLGWa5Khmo

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
mega.nz/#F!x4VG3DRL!lqecF4q2ywojGLE0O8cu4A

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-14/robots-multiply-in-china-with-annual-output-passing-100-000
m.youtube.com/watch?v=COa02-sf4vo&itct=CAcQpDAYBiITCI-6tpGmxdgCFc7Dqgod7VMKsTIHcmVsYXRlZEiMie7Gu5-DoMEB
mobile.twitter.com/wetheunicorns/status/949297972986163200/video/1
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Why is 西游记 memed as the most popular of the four great classics when it's completely mediocre?
Seriously, it's like a fucking anime, it doesn't even say anything profound.
LMAO THIS BUDDHIST GUY GOES ON ADVENTURE WITH WACKY FRIENDS ON COMPLETELY EPISODIC AND FORGETTABLE ADVENTURES THAT HAVE NO MEANING, sounds like the average b-tier anime.
Meanwhile, the superior classics don't really get much recognition is comparison, 三国演义 is like Game of Thrones but actually good and makes a statement about the conflict within maintaining the old versus creating the new, illustrated through the implacable nature of human ambition.
水浒传 has the defiance of a corrupt and morally bankrupt society while pointing out the necessity of staying true to principle, contrasted with the sometimes violent nature this "justice" could take if not properly tempered with self-control.
And 红楼梦 has like a million different things.

Seriously 西游记 is shit, all it has is fucking Dragonball why do people like it

Thoughts on the Chinese space station? Do you think they will allow foreigners to board their vessel and fuck?

也就是說統計學家同意0作為'最近-K判別'的概率是1,並代表及其功能為“X'(γ)”

首先

為什麼西遊記是完全平庸的四大經典中最受歡迎的?
說真的,這就像一個他媽的動畫,甚至沒有說任何深刻的東西。
LMAO這位佛教徒與冒險家們進行冒險,與完全沒有意義的完全臨時性和冒險性冒險的威登朋友,聽起來就像一般的B級動畫。
與此同時,上級經典並沒有真正得到比較認可,三國演義就像是權力遊戲,但實際上很好,在維持舊與創造新的衝突中表現出來,通過人類野心的不可侵犯性來說明。
水滸傳蔑視腐敗而道德破產的社會,同時指出堅持原則的必要性,與“正義”如果不加以適當的自我控制,可能採取的有時是暴力的性質相對照。
“紅樓夢”有上百萬種不同的東西。

認真西遊記是狗屎,所有它是他媽的龍珠球為什麼人們喜歡它

中國的空間站上的思考? 你認為他們會允許外國人登上他們的船隻和他媽的?

not this faggot again
threads over unless everyone ignores him

西蒙·科斯格羅夫(Simon Cosgrove)中國的中國神性

西蒙·科斯格羅夫的China's,中國的神
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China's-China's鏈\行程E |>。 肛交。

China's-China's-Chains\Stroke E|>. Anal Sex.
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我一直在尋找著新的高潮肛門老師的指點

我的新高潮孤獨症老師的指點。
了解增加或減少精液吸收高分。

Are there any good engineering jobs in China for westerners?
I'm a computer engineering and electrical engineering double major.

Sexpats out

Fuck chinks

是否有任何在中國良好的工程工作的西方人?
我的計算機工程和電子工程雙學位。

如何從西方人東方人?

A-微風>西定向(左)>南取向(下)>東定向(右)>北取向(向上前到無限遠,超越...)

S-外國人出

他媽的裂口

Is this autism's final form?

這是自閉症的最終形式?
Is this autism's final form?
这是自闭症的最终形式?

האם הצורה הסופית של אוטיזם זה?

Являeтcя кoнeчнaя фopмa этoгo ayтизмa?

月亮筆劃
月亮笔画
Moon Strokes

小號招用X的電子商務

I'm from Canada.

>another ded thread

Hahahaha

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-14/robots-multiply-in-china-with-annual-output-passing-100-000

China will grow LARGER

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=COa02-sf4vo&itct=CAcQpDAYBiITCI-6tpGmxdgCFc7Dqgod7VMKsTIHcmVsYXRlZEiMie7Gu5-DoMEB

>still can't speak chinese to communicate
kek

Give him a break, user. He's only been in China for 12 years...

Man, 12 years....
Maybe when he's 50 he'll become fluent at this rate.

Are there any jobs that don't require you to be an (((english teacher))) in China?
What are they?

Yeah, but they don't pay as much.

Why are the Japanese such pushovers? If this happened in China he would be arrested and deported

mobile.twitter.com/wetheunicorns/status/949297972986163200/video/1

This is a very nuanced issue but in the end, he killed himself in a public place, there is no need for the government to become involved but rather social ostracization by offended parties will fix the issue.

我來自加拿大。
我是一個加拿大人。
我是一名加拿大加拿大來自加拿大,對不起,對不起?

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>還不會說話中國溝通
的KEK

這是一個很微妙的問題,但最終,他自殺了在公共場所,就沒有必要對政府參與而成為各方得罪社會排斥會解決這個問題。

中國的莢脫落進風,再也春天的翅膀。 美味的鳥。 * BURP *〜西門特洛伊科斯格羅夫,作者的時間(地球:人類:智人)。。。 / S / S的/秒。 *喵*

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>user your box from China arrived, it’s so heavy! I was barely able to take it inside from the porch. What in the hell did you order from over there?
>uhhh it’s uh it’s just computer stuff mom...I-I’ll take the box down to my room in the basement...

>匿名來自中國的箱子到了,它是如此沉重! 我幾乎不能把它從裡面門廊。 在地獄那你從那邊訂購?
>唔它呃,它只是計算機的東西媽媽...我 - 我把箱子到我在地下室...

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HELLO neighbors! Fat mother competitive breaking Mrs. clearance
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HELLO鄰居! 肥媽競速破關夫人
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HELLO neighbors! Mrs. Doubtfire racing break off
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HELLO鄰居! 窈窕奶爸破車

你们好!
你周末过得怎么样?
你周末做干什么?

您好!
你週末過得怎麼樣?
我很喜歡我的高潮(S)!
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Hello!
How was your weekend?
I enjoyed my orgasm(s)!

Just found the price list for this Japanese foot fetish model and she's honestly not that expensive, unless there's an added base fee that I didn't see.
Swear 2 god I will book a session with her one day.

婦女參與發展

WI0AW:T:WOW

WI0AW:T:WOWZA,I〜U
WI0AW:T:WOWZA,我〜U

1 - CLS
2〜1
3〜PRIME
4!O.D.Xerox
5! OD - d
6! + GOD

You should just try and find some aspiring models and say you're a pro photographer but are willing to take photos of them for free to build their portfolio. Models have been falling for this for years.

No she's like a foot escort.
I want to succ her toes.

剛剛發現這個日本戀足模型價目表和她說實話不貴,除非有一個額外的基本費用,我沒有看到。
發誓2上帝,我會預訂她一天的會話。

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1 - CLS
2〜1
3〜PRIME
4!O.D.Xerox
5! OD - d
6! + GOD
7! (E-“翻譯”T!)
8! U“...”/ T“......”
9! 無限/旅行
10! 無限| 衝程
11! 轉換-T =!1。

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不,她就像一隻腳保駕護航。
我想吸她的腳趾進行性釋放。

el PERUANO + in Hong Kong + 500 usd in pocket + korean prostitutes in town = ?

Por seu ânus + em Hong Kong + 500 usd no bolso + prostitutas coreano na cidade =?

Finally she uploaded a peek at her Zhongguoren toez

do you believe in an afterlife or reincarnation peru?

As a white Euro guy I was kind of shocked to hear my Chinese gf tell me that in China it is common for daughters to be a kind of mistresses to their father. Is this actually true?!

Also, how do sexuality and gender roles in relationships differ from the west?

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>turn woman on china taiwan asian.jpg

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>RoC

>this map shows that ~30% of the population are retards and can't distinguish between world peace and my country's survival