Australia thread: Saturday night streuth edition

Australia thread: Saturday night streuth edition

What are you cunts up to? Why aren't you going out clubbing and getting your dick sucked later?

Post about your top shows and shit they should bring back. Like The Panel, Cheez TV and Life Support.

>It's saturday night in Aus
Ah, that explains the party rocker threads

I'll rock your face cunt

>What are you cunts up to? Why aren't you going out clubbing and getting your dick sucked later?
Because I'm afraid a gang of abos will beat the shit out of me. Had a couple of close calls already, it's only a matter of time

pretty cold tonight

my nipz are rock hard right now brahs

just got home from work, don't feel like going out.

All youse wankers posting in a drongo thread

You and your mates should go abo hunting, sounds like. I know how you feel though, have to avoid certain areas because of these wasted coons who harass anyone white.

QLD here, its been getting cold at night. Used to it feeling like a fucking oven. Chuck a doonah on and make a warm milo mate.

Lol what a bitch

What the fuck did you even say

You idiots are below your western counterparts

>Sup Forums shits up a thread

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>hate suburbs
>born in australia

Crikey everyone's got it in for Aunty Pol
Dopey sheila needs to get off the internet

ALL SAINTS, BLUE HEELERS

australia is degenerate.

>it's another OMG REMEMBER THIS cheez tv facebook post

First week in Aus almost over. So far enjoying it, though had I stayed in Chatswood I might have thought I mistakenly landed in China.

Australian men are cucked beyond belief by their own women. Nostalgia this, sentimental that, "totes reminds me of my childhood hey" all just to appear unique and valuable for sluts.

>this post is not ironic

WEW
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I'm party rocking

"Get under a blanket and make some hot cocoa"

the only thing more retarded, self centered and fake than an australian man is an australian woman.

>Australian women

Entitled boring sluts with nothing to offer these days.

Reminder that Australia exists in name only and that you are still under British rule

Pommy just mad we don't drink his Fosters piss.

lets see whats on sbs

Based macca

how accurate is this?
Australia looks like a beautiful place, but I'm terrified of all the things that can kill me

Actually first night in for a while, bloody tired and watching the bank account. Adam West's Batman is on though so it's a good night so far.

more chance of being shot in burgerland

its a meme ya bloody drongo

If you come to Australia as a tourist, you wont see pic related. Probably only see Melbourne Sydney and Gold Coast

No, those are made by Billy Howe who lives in Gloucestershire.

He just pretends to be australian because he thinks he can evade arrest.

>No culture
>Terrible television programs
>Guaranteed skin cancer
>Relentless weather conditions
>Have to constantly be on your guard for deadly animals
>Monthly forest fires
>All pubs shut by 9pm
>3 day drive to visit somewhere different
>Racist as fuck, even the aboriginals are subject to daily hate crimes
>Butchered the English language
>Government run by literal retards

Remind me why Australia is so great again

Smart move honestly. Shit is so expensive now and going out for a decent night now basically bleeds you dry. Its a real shame.

The 60s Batman movie is a real cherished one for me. Was real glad to see them playing it.

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>Remind me why Australia is so great again
Fat beach titties

>>No culture
Thongs, footy, meat pies, smokos, AccaDacca. Plenty of culture m8
>>Terrible television programs
Danger 5, Round the Twist
>>Guaranteed skin cancer
Slip slop slap you drongo
>>Relentless weather conditions
You sound like a bitch.
>>Have to constantly be on your guard for deadly animals
We carry a knife and learned to fight as children.
>>Monthly forest fires
That's our community barbies you uncultured shut in.
>>All pubs shut by 9pm
So we can bring our drunk sluts home earlier and don't have to pay for cabs.
day drive to visit somewhere different
Get a nice view of the great southern land you entitled child.
>>Racist as fuck, even the aboriginals are subject to daily hate crimes
We stole their land fair and square. We're full now.
>>Butchered the English language
Cunt?
>>Government run by literal retards
America and the UK are doing so well these days hey?
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>Remind me why Australia is so great again

Our mateship, freedom, multiculturalism, wildlife and beautiful women. Americans continue sitting in your dumpster fire.

>No culture
>Terrible television programs
Russel Coight's All Aussie Adventures
>Guaranteed skin cancer
Sun is on every continent
>Relentless weather conditions
?
>Have to constantly be on your guard for deadly animals
Meme
>Monthly forest fires
Really only in Summer
>All pubs shut by 9pm
What?
>3 day drive to visit somewhere different
Opposite side of country for somewhere different?
>Racist as fuck, even the aboriginals are subject to daily hate crimes
Literally our culture
>Butchered the English language
Culture again
>Government run by literal retards
Yeah this is true for all governments

this is a solid 8 in nsw

maybe out west. live in a rural suburb.

mate... chatswood is fucken white compared to eastwood, epping or strathfield

>channel 10 is about to shit the bed

i knew this would happen when they cancelled cheez tv

reminder that our girl hex is starting a new video game show on channel 7

Round the twist, was it kino?

I went to the lighthouse in Ayres Inlet and it was a real fucking disappointment.

I'm an Australian overseas and this rampant patriotism is making me miss home.

the BEST sister aged like wine

>tfw waiting for it to rain to get comfy in bed

Didn't original Bronson post a video of himself doing the Melbourne shuffle a few years ago? What a dickhead.

Channel 7 is trash desu

At least it's not on life support like 10

>multiculturalism
we see you chink

>10 million cooking/renovation shows
>still no big brother reboot

True, mainly because they lost the AFL and moved simpsons to channel 11

Why did the media keep pushing Sam as a symbol of beauty and keep pairing her with b list american celebs when they were over here promoting movies

You've got the most important role of all user. You can spread our mateship and proper vegemite and barbie ettiquettes elsewhere. Show them the real fair dinkum way mate.

dunno but sylvia is better

Because no-one watched the last season

their fault for ditching all the raunchy stuff

True, Big Brother up late was a genius movie by Ten

the second season on 9 got pretty lewd but they dumped it all with season 3

fark me haven't watched the simsims for bout a decade. anyone seen the new bananas in pyjamas? looks fuckin stupid