What are some essential Jessica Alba movies

what are some essential Jessica Alba movies

Killer Inside Me

She's literally never been in a good movie. Watch the first two seasons of Dark Angel and call it a day.

Sin City I guess

Flipper. She did 44 episodes of the remake of the iconic 60s tv show.

BULK OF THE SERIES, DUDE

the one where she shows up in a bikini next to a hole trying to seduce the main characther that happens to be married something like this
also that one about a guy with a curse for relationships she works with dolphins or penguins
did she ever make a serious movie ?

I feel like she is only good for being an eye candy.

In her prime she was extremely fucking hot

she may have been the hottest jew for a while

>Jessica Alba
>Jewish
nigger you might as well call her Mayan

That "le funny beaner that steals jokes"-show episode where they DNA test her and find out she's mostly white, much to her displeasure.

More important: where are the lewd scenes?

>literally never gotten naked onscreen except for that CGI bit in Machete Kill and even that was covered
There is that movie where she spends the whole time in a bikini, that seems hot

Oh and this one, but I don't know the name

>that face
>that skin color
>not mostly white
i mean what did she expect?

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When did brown become white?

into the ass

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Idle hands is a fun movie.

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Idle hands

why am i so turned on?

A petty ex once pointed out how she's "not that attractive" because her teeth are weirdly long. Now I can't unsee it.

They couldn't build a full club so they use a computer? KEK

Eh,they aren't that long.

Camp Nowhere.

Every set in Sin City 2 was greenscreen

Is it worth watching?

this is now a 'you will never' thread

Fuck no, unless you're an Eva Green completist

I hope they paid her well for doing this.Jesus.

She has down syndrome eyes. Your ex was a jealous bitch grasping at straws desu.

>this is the kind of thing women tell themselves to cope with not being jessica alba

guess who took her virginity

based Dinoso

look how uglier short teeth are

Now that you mention it. Her eyes do look like downy eyes. BTW she was still cute prego in sk4

Who's that? I don't live in meme-istan.

>36 years old
>still hasn't hit the wall, is only rubbing up against it

how do I ensure based Alba genetics for my future children?

You can't. You literally cannot, besides who wants kids with long teeth and downy eyes.

It's pretty crazy how well she's aged. Dark Angel was 20 years ago and she still looks as incredible.

hence the mostly part