Pitch a screen play based on this picture

Pitch a screen play based on this picture.

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>a manboy meets a girl at the airport

Something something cucked BLACKED etc

A guy and his retarded friend who uses him go on a vacation where they spend his money and he doesn't get laid.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

moot is legitimately attractive (no homo)

he could have done so much better than this stupid whore. she's like a 7 at best.

... what?

I think there's already a ton of variations of episodes from shows where a bunch of immature kids shout "X AND Y SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G" at a guy and a girl who are just friends.

Easy; Chris's bio