IN A WORLD

IN A WORLD

WHERE PARTY ROCKERS

ARE BIG GUYS

AND ROASTIES GET BTFO

WHO WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

A MAN AND HIS CAT

*upbeat hip hop music starts playing*

STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE

BRENDAN FRASER RETURNS

MEAT CURTAINS JUST WANT TO HAVE A REALLY FLAPPY TIME

WILL SMITH IS

IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>THIS SHIT AGAIN

A DARING TRANSGENDER HACKER NEET

STARING THE GRAPELESS DUCK

A HOTHEAD

WITH NO LEGS

*record scratch*

>"SOMEONE GET HIM OUTTA HERE"

FILMED OVER 12 YEARS

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

SAYIN WE SUM FINNA

KANGZ AND SHIET

MARVEL STUDIOS PRESENTS

with special guest John Booyega

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN

BLACK PANTHER

First post best post

*early 2000s German techno starts playing*

THIS SUMMER EMMA ROBERTS STARS IN HER FIRST EVER BLACKED.COM PRODUCTION

*continuous duck noises start playing*

HISTORY'S MOST RACIST MOTION PICTURE

A FILM IN 2011
*party rockers starts playing*

JEWS WILL BE GASSED

FEATURING IDRIS ELBA AND AMY SCHUMER

>*"OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE" STARTS PLAYING*

>*continuous duck noises get louder*

STARRING ERIC ROBERTS

[CAMEO APPEARANCE BY POPULAR BUT NOT SUPERSTARISH ACTOR WHO DIED SEVERAL MONTHS AFTER FILMING COMPLETED BUT THEY LEAVE IT HANGING ON HIS SMILING FACE FOR A SECOND OR TWO TO PROVIDE EMOTIONAL RESONANCE]

*THERE BE THE GREAT WHITE WHALE CAPTAINS*
*Eyy I see her lads, now I shall have my revenge! PREP THE BBC!*

THE HEARTBREAKING TRUE STORY

ABOUT A MAN AND HIS CAT

AND PARTY ROCKERS

OF A CHILD

CRITICS ARE RAVING

YOU LIKE DUDES?!?!?
*record scratch*

WITH CANCERAIDS

THE FANS ARE PISSING

*family dog covers eyes with his paws*

THE PRODUCERS HAVE KILLED THEMSELVES

THE OVER THE EDGE COMEDY OF THE SUMMER

*house blows up*
A Micheal Bay film

*oh yeah starts playing*

*gun shot noise*
HAN SOLO DIES IN THE END

WITH LUKE, LUUKE AND A SPECIAL APPEARANCE FROM LUUUKE

FROM THE ASSISTANT STUNT COORDINATOR OF SHARKNADO 3

AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

*continuous duck noises get even louder*

DUCKS WILL BE FUCKED

AS THE PARTY ROCKER

DORMAMMU, I'VE COME FOR MEME MAN.

*ducks everywhere*

IS HAVING A GOOD TIME

FEATURING ELLIOT RODGER'S GHOST AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS

AND FROM THE ACCLAIMED DIRECTOR OF GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

FROM THE GUYS THAT STILL WATCH THE SIMPSONS

AND AN AUTISTIC CHILD SCREAMING FOR BOO BERRY CEREAL

MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

*record scratch*
He got how many scoops?

GIVE ME MY FUCKING TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STARRING KEVIN JAMES AS CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER

THERE

Damn voicekino senpai would've killed this one :'(

*record scratch*
The president was a nigger?

FROM THE PARTY ROCKERS THAT WERE IN THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT

COMES A MOVIE THAT WILL PARTY ROCK YOUR EYES AND EARS

PAUL BLART

WHERE THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS ARE STILL MEN

BIG TITS

LOL

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "CHAMPAGNE TOWERS"

UNFORTUNATELY

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

This was a false flag. Nothing to see hear