Marry me!

>Marry me!

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"No!"

Naw I'm good, you're below my standards and that's saying something.

Her now

I always thought she looked like a younger version of Milana Vayntrub but her Jew genes are working overtime

Thanks for making me feel bad asshole.

;_;

Okay

that broad city show is fucking garbage

I wish Comedy Central never changed and just showed classic SNL reruns 10 hours a day

she's not jewish

Alia Shawkat isn't Jewish

Oh heck
usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/06/12/broad-city-season-4-donald-trump-ilana-glazer/102793262/

you realize the pictures in this thread are of alia shawkat and not ilana glazer right? do you have face blindness?

sorry nm i thought you posted the broad city link in response to my post not the other one.

didn't realize she guest starred on the show i never watched it

Say that to I just posted a link related to that show, didn't know she wasn't in it

You probably meant to reply to me. I do realize that I mixed them up. But my I stand by my sentiment regarding Comedy Central.

Alia Shawkat was on an episode of Broad City. The episode had to do with her looking very similar to Ilana Glazer.

ITT: Reddit spacers learn how Sup Forums works in their first week here.

What

do

you

mean

?

Looks like she diarrhea'd all over the toilet bowl rim then slammed the seat down on it with her face right there

>Implying people haven't been spacing out sentences for years

>reddit tourist vainly attempts to pretend he belongs here
>starting a greentext with a capital letter

Afternoon delight

>Being Alpha as fuck as to not even need to fuck even though there's pussy right next to you.

I just read through a several years old thread.
No discernible difference in formatting.

>things that didn't happen
Why are you even trying, fuccboi?

She is so fucking ugly i cringe every time george michael did shit for her

Why is everyone pretending she's ugly? Did she badmouth trump or something?

Why is everyone pretending shes attractive? Did she badmouth trump or something?

>Naah aah!
Nice argument

>fuccboi
>calling anyone reddit

It's the hyperbolic counter reaction to the people hyperbolically claiming she's a 10 or something.

>expecting arguments as if you're on reddit or in high school debate club
You must feel so powerless irl, always having to "win".

Mabye

So you basically admit you're retarded then.

I noticed your IP is different from the person I was "arguing" with. Did daddy leave you for single mommy to raise? Is that why you don't understand why what you just did is unacceptable among men?

Alia Shawkat has been my dream gf ever since I watched Arrested Development

still would fuck.

Kys

The most jewish loooking non jewish grill

death grip us a shitty feel user, trust me

I see I hit too close to home.

who the fuck do you think you are, just going around saying this to everyone you disingenuous cunt

how do you fix death grip syndrome?

c-can you?

What are you actually saying?

dem titties tho

>Relying on continuity of a person instead of singular posts to make your point
A skill finely honed on reddit I'm sure.

What is this stance?

Not even him
Go back to r*ddit or apply yourself for better (you)s

>the effeminate sons of single mommy are queuing

is her show any good?

Single dad actually. Mom died 6 years ago.

i've had no luck myself, but i also won't stop masterbating or watching porn

More like i can't stop

To be honest the #1 thing that stops me from masturbating is not going on Sup Forums. Even blue boards are so full of porn it keeps it constantly on your mind.

Epic troll Sup Forumsro! Screencapped!

I'm not a girl though, so I can't

nofap is basically impossible using the internet at all really

regardless, i'd rather keep satisfying myself than putting myself through the awkward debacle of trying to get off on a hook up again.

/r/sex is in general agreement that a month or two without masturbation does the trick

you know how some women have "perpetual bitch face" or whatever?

well this liberal hipster bitch has got perpetual BRAAAAAAAP face

Ive done no fap max is 40 days. Then i played princess trainer and edged myself until in the evening and came with a force of a thousand sons. Best nut of my life. My balls hurt in the morning after that

Maeby? NO!

>tfw not alone

I always thought there was something wrong with me or I was weird. My gf is pretty understanding and is into masturbating together though

I never understood the "marry me" line from the show.

Is that a thing adult females actually say to prove they're adult to adults?

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