I'm currently stuck in a car lot in statesville, NC with an active shooter AMA

I'm currently stuck in a car lot in statesville, NC with an active shooter AMA.

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What did you have for lunch?

What do you put on your barbecued meats?

I ate at five guys burgers and fries. It was more expensive than I thought it would be.

How long can you hold your breath?

maybe you should drive away retard

Roll for op saves the day

You have to make yourself appear bigger and more frightening. Trust me it works on bears. Just run directly at the shooter

Is this for real? Where are you OP, is that a mall?

What if it's a fat guy, do fat guys really count as "active"?

Maybe he is more of a passive shooter.

How many bullets do you have left? What's your kill count?

I know its 2 questions, sorry for cheating.

So what gun are you using?

why dont you run him over pussy, also this is now a dubs decides what you do to the shooter thread

Who are you voting for in Nov?

Drive away retard.

did you died?

Use your gun to fight back

All them fries tho.

What we really want to know is:
>what race is the shooter

>inb4 black.

malt vinegar I know I'm weird.
its an auto auction
Cop are already here and I left my gun in the truck they wont let me leave the office till its all clear

how shitty is fayetteville?

vinegar sauce or die. eastern NC style is GOAT.

fayetteville is one of the worst towns I've ever been to. and I've been to the middle of nowhere in the chinese back country.

Never been there. Asheville is the shit though.

why don't you know how to take a screenshot properly on a droid?

underrated

You guessed it.

quads of truth

How long ago was this and what gun did you hear used, OP?

Are you the shooter? How many rounds do you have and who are you targeting if so

If notnhow bigs yabdick

Are you in a BMW?

Nice link op m.statesville.com/news/police-seek-statesville-shooting-suspect/article_76fe0846-4177-11e6-82da-c352608f8bf0.html?mode=jqm

Butt-town. Avoid.

then there's ft. bragg, so army sausage fest.

I heard a single pop when I walked up. It may or may not have been a gun, but as so as I got to the office they said I wasn't allowed to leave and explained the situation. its Basically a nig nogging.

be a hero take the shots

Oh shit I went to Davidson. Could you pick me up a couple cartons of J.R.?

Why are the cops in statesville so fucking crazy about their speed limits? Everyone is scared to drive through there on their way to I40.

*Of marlboro menthols at J.R. (and drive them to NY)

>malt vinegar
Checks out.

Dindu's shooting at each other or what?

Nice to know. I transport cars. that's why I'm here.

im the shooter

AMA

What goes on in Anguilla?

Only thing you're shooting is a load into your boxers while watching your girl get SHARIA'd.

Yea. I just can't figure out what reason you could possibly have to start waving your piece around in a car lot.

I was just told the police have him in custody.

Thoughts on Lexington m8?
also can we get a picture of anything for the proofs
cop car pic would be top tier

Tell me about the man, why does he wear the mask?

The main economic and social activity on Anguilla appears to be making excuses for why a new bilge pump is going to take two weeks to get here.

you should go get in a car and leave desu senpai

absolute shit

NC has containment zones for yankee cunts and that's one of them

How fucked are you?

We have those in Florida. We call it "Boca Raton."

Sorry stuck in the security office. I hate that I'm the typical OP. This is the best I can do.

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That dude's gonna lose that foot.

It's revenue generation.

>that fucking font on your google maps

I'm assuming there's a Cookout in Statesville. Is it better than the one in Mooresville?

Can confirm carolina because of betus bro over there

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So we just got an all clear from the cops. They got him and I can finally pick my car up. Nobody was hurt just some dindu making a scene. Just another day in the good ol usa.

Are those any good? I saw several on my trip up to Bryson earlier this Summer but didn't get a chance to go.

Did it sound like a handgun, rifle, or shotgun to you?

Yeah dog. They have like 13,000 different milkshakes and you get a shit ton of food for basically no money.

Any good pokemon in your area?

Also the parking lots around Cookouts are always infested with rednecks so you can often watch them do burnouts in their shitty cars. Pretty dope experience all around.

why don't you have a gun and why didn't you casually look for him and shoot him in the fucking lung

Top Bant

Are you the shooter?

Post new car pls OP

This was a nice thread.
It's nice to be able to shitpost on Sup Forums whie it's happening.

Op is at a Manheim auto dealers auction? Just pick any of the hundreds of cars or trucks with the keys in them and you will have a 3000 pound plus weapon. Crash through a back gate to escape. I would help a friend out at the local one and go test drive cars all I wanted.