Who will play him in the inevitable kinopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable kinopic?

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peter dinklage

That's a small dick

>this is the average trump voter
how will hilcucks EVER fucking recover? holy shit

Fuck rich people, karl marx was right

Jonah Hill

BILZERIAN!

Someone remind me what he's famous for again?

It's actually pretty big for a white male lol

His instagram is some hilarious shit.

daddy's money

All these women he posts are hookers right?

Shouldn't it be "banging one hot sister while the second licks your asshole"?

wikipedia says he's literally a trust fund baby who played poker and posts shit to the internet

instagram whores yeah, sometimes paid altho he claims they're unpaid. unlikely, he was talking shit when he was on Joe Rogan.

I guess he found 3 sisters. One's probably behind him right now licking his asshole.

All women are hookers, user.

Some just don't guarantee the sex.

>whilst

That's the cuntiest thing in the picture

Gold diggers, Instagram whores, it really makes no difference these days.

Just normal girls have fun in their wild college years. Your wife will tell you all about it in 20 years

Women are attracted to power, status and wealth. They find him as attractive as you find a hot actress.

Why would he get a biopic? He inherited money and pays for sex. It's not remarkable or compelling. He's essentially a low-rent Saudi prince.

are sisters? proof?

I laughed way too much. Why is that so common?

This might be something if the sister was licking the other sister's asshole.

isnt it kind of weird to be a in threesome with your own sister?

ITT: You are so mad.

Get gud at poker chumps.

breh

>all that plastic

That's bullshit though as Bilzerian can be hardly considered to be a "looker" on top of being a famewhore whose money was probably the result of money laundering and shady shit like drug trafficking.

>in bar, running late +- 4AM, missed a train and had to wait till 6 to get the first one
>Suddenly get asked to feel an ass
>*SURE*
>While my face turn to your picture she tells me:
>It's new, first night partying and you are a young lucky man
>Try to play it cool "hehe, not that young"
>She: "I don't want to scare you but I'm 27"
>My face turn to my picture
>Me too

27, 4chinner looks like an attractive young stud to plastic 27 year old make-up lady.

Pretty much, probably not literally paid per hour traditional prostitutes but covers it
I've had fun (casual sex, blackout drinking, hard drugs) with normal girls in their wild college years. The prospect of hanging with a mid-30's trust fund guy w/o compensation appeals to them as little as it does to anyone else
First part's accurate (Everyone's attracted to this). 2nd part's BS, Bilzerian's a male virgin's fantasy of manliness but women can smell the insecurity off this guy a mile away. He's getting roasted on fucking Sup Forums and pays women to be seen with him, dude's a dud

He'll get a biopic when he dies of a drug overdose. Which will probably be soon.

keep telling yourself that,cuck

It doesn't appear to be stopping him from banging supermodels everyday. When was the last time you got laid?

MAMMARIO NOOOOOO

how is paying for hookers an achievement? If anything - he's probably getting ripped off like the meathead he is. I can get a BJ for 15$ where I live. And I would if I didn't have these fucking thoughts about paying for sex being pathetic

>people in this thread actually think dan has to pay beautiul women to fuck him.

He is a rich internet celebrity. It's like saying leo is paying all those women to hang around him. You're all delusional losers

Chris Diamant

I wish some emir or saudi prince had instagram and put this guy to shame. I'm sure there's gotta be one with a literal harem

Nice try Dan.

>suggesting rich people pay use their money for stuff is delusional

i dunno user, he had to pay to be in a movie and they ended up cutting most (or all?) of his lines

he also has had multiple heart attacks, hasn't he?
maybe he just takes pictures with attractive women but warns them not to do anything sexual to make sure he doesn't over-exhaust the old ticker

But he is paying them directly or indirectly.

At the very least they're getting free rent, meals, drinks and drugs and if they're attention/fame whores then they get free instagram publicity as well. And if they fuck him and flatter him the way he wants it their stay is prolonged.

Anybody have that screenshot where somebody on facebook calls him a manlet or something and he spergs out going full 'w-well, atleast I fuck more bitches than you!' or something like that?

hello roastie whore/beta normie cuck.

no, not every woman is a whore, despite you/your gf being a disgusting fucking slut

Completely normal goy nothing to see here female liberation is so wonderful isn't it?

verne troyer

Idris Elba

Kek

If he wound it in by around 10% I'd be jealous as fuck. But he's so full on that it makes me wonder what he needs to compensate for so hard.

2 girls have given me a "dirty trombone" the month

I am never kissing a female ever again

It's named "biokino" no "Kinopic".

You are just saying "PicPic" YOU DAMM FUCKING IDIOT

>It's like saying leo is paying all those women to hang around him.

Do you honestly think Dicaprio isn't paying them?

Even hot chicks have to pay the bills, they need money from somewhere, it's just the really hot ones can become high-end escorts to celebs instead of marrying some schlub in middle management and divorcing him a couple of years later after she squeezes out a kid or two.

Based

he will play him. And then have all his scenes cut, like every other movie he tried to be in

Get with the times Grandpa, word meanings change.

Don't ever post here again.

>while one licks your asshole
when did being gay become normal

How is it possible to be that successful but at the same time so insecure you need to post shit like that?

Women are only ever with you for their own selfish reasons. Either you're attractive, wealthy, or have a big dinger. You think it's any different just for someone who gets laid by having great genetics?

>tfw just fapped and see this

god I need to get it together

why do you guys think he can't get hot girls without paying? even the ugliest guy could fuck models on the regular if he had over 10 million instagram followers

My only dispute would be that I don't see room for there to be a third sister at his asshole.

>roided out the ass
>still looks like a child next to average girls because of his height alone

what kind of guy would WANT to be in this situation anyway

its fucking horrible being around multiple girls at once, they mostly have nothing interesting to say

a it's his image, he became basically a celebrity by displaying his lifestyle on the internet
b if you're that rich you can trust nobody, you don't know who's a real friend and who's using u

When your money is badly-hidden fraud profits and one say the feds will want it back.

>Do you honestly think one of the biggest movie stars alive isn't paying women to hang out in his mansion and on his yacht?

Yes.

>he claims they're unpaid.
kek

His appetite for cunt must be Wellesian.

>W-well at least I'm taller...

someones jealous

I don't think you get it.

They don't go there and pay rent and pay for drinks and meals. It's all provided for them.

Most men are.

You're an idiot. This is how it works: Leo goes somewhere, tells his guy to find some girls, guy brings girls from fancy clubs and spots with lots of gifts, drugs, and promises to put in a word to have a line in some shit movie.

Sure theres probably little cash involved but definitely payment.

Fair point desu. A drug-fueled death usually makes the situation more interesting.

You're an idiot. Situations like that only work when all the women are there professionally. If any of them had any inkling of a relationship with him, they'd object to the presense of the other four. If they're just there for the fun, once again, that's payment, because the fun is all on his dime.

Once again, making the extremely reasonable suggestion that rich people may use their money to pay for certain things unleashes incoherent women hating.

I'm starting to think there's some sort of relation here.

This. Dude isn't even 40 yet and has had several heart attacks.

Considering hes superior to you in every single way except one I dont think he'll lose any sleep over it

>5"8 kek
Robert downey jr
Pls no bully for phonepost. Pc is kill

*one day

In a roundabout way he's paying for it.

Don't kid yourself. If he didn't have money for all the fancy food, drinks, and high times, those women wouldn't give him a moment of their days.

But, whatever. Good for him. I'm honest enough to say that I'm a little jealous. I have a good life, but definitely not that good. I'm sure it gets exhausting and I don't think I could live a 24-hour party without eventually feeling empty about myself. Maybe he doesn't feel that way, but looking at it from the outside it certainly appears to be empty and all for outward show.

Do you charge people to stay at your house, and eat your food? Do you invite people to go out on a boat and then charge them for it? Literally no one does.

Nah, it works both ways. It's not hate, it's just nature. You can either be genetically lucky, or wealthy. One is no different from the other, in my opinion.

>supermodels

You mean prostitutes.

Trust fund bitch. He could be best played by a lambskin glove in a Ziploc bag of hand lotion.

>It's not hate, it's just nature.
This has nothing to with rich people using their money for things, which you're clearly and strangely afraid to admit.

Maybe because money isn't nature and that debunks your shitty argument, but who knows.

With the desperate amount of compensation, it's more probable he will when he isn't sleeping drug induced.

I don't invite strangers for a meal in my house in exchange for sex. These women are high-end hookers, period.

Someone who doesn't understand anything.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noblesse_oblige

How is a vapid girl sleeping you because you have a big dick any different than a vapid girl sleeping with you because you have lots of money? Most of the time they're both born into it. If you're born with a pretty face women aren't sucking your dick on the second date because you have a great personality. Like I said, though, it works both ways. I'm just not envious, so I can actually see it.

>With the desperate amount of compensation

Isn't that you, by desperately trying to create a scenario in which you arent vastly inferior?

He's not insecure? That's why he needs me to see two sex workers with their hands on his dick, is it?

Do supermodels come to stay at your shit shack very often?

Don't you think that would change if you had a luxury yacht and a mansion?

Why do you think might that be, if nothing else changed but the amount you had in the bank?

Nobody should be this proud of fucking whores.

You may believe he's superior but dude definitely is hungrier for validation than a well-adjusted person.

They're also famous. Just accept the truth. Don't be an envious coward.

>How is a vapid girl sleeping you because you have a big dick any different than a vapid girl sleeping with you because you have lots of money?
Why are you so afraid to admit rich people might use their money to change these odds until they no longer make sense? Because it leaves you in a clear disadvantage?

Not him, but I fuck hookers. Quality ones, too, though not at the pay grade Dan enjoys, I'm sure. Here's the thing - I have never felt any desire to share pictures of myself fucking them on Instagram, or even to share them with friends who know I fuck hookers, or who fuck hookers themselves. I can't understand why a guy would take time to take a pic and post it when he's in the room with two, maybe three woman. It seems like the act of a guy with something to prove, or can only get off if he pictures other guys envying him. Which is kinda queer.