Congrats, user! You've won a date with one of these fine ladies from South Park, Colorado!

Congrats, user! You've won a date with one of these fine ladies from South Park, Colorado!

Which one do you choose?

Dubs for sharen
Wubs for Nurse

>Craigs mom isnt there
Cartmans mom then

>no lolis
this image is shit

I'm going with the Mayor, at least she has some power and I might get a helicopter ride out of it.

Dude, have you seen Craig's mom's bush?

That was the plan

Butters mom any fucking day.

>I'm not the only one into South Park chicks

Oh thank god

Cartman's mom no question. She's got that whore thrist as well as a penis. And no that retcon doesn't count.

The Mayor of course.

Carol. She seems like she'd be a nice gal without someone like Stuart around

S-Woww Titty Bang

So who has the better boobs, Sharon or Tweek's mom?

Princess Kenny

>ever going to Colorado

This nigga gets it.

Nut Gobbler, I'm into some pretty kinky shit

Sharon: vanilla housewife battling depression, has herpes
Sheila: Loudmouth, opinionated, bitch, has herpes
Maryanne: borderline retarded, literal crack whore, has genital herpes
Carol: heroin dealer, alcoholic, bitch. dirty, has herpes
Mayor: Into kink, huge ego issues
Linda: batshit crazy, abusive to her child
Nutgobbler: whore
principal victoria: proper, possibly bisexual, possibly stupid

really, Principal victoria isn't the only one who's either borderline retarded or fucking stupid.

oh my

I want to marry the Mayor.

>no hood
wtf

Is that what kids call a strap-on up the ass these days? A "helicoptor ride"? The old sit n spin?

at least it's better than the airports.

The Jewish one

How can I nut into Kenny's hungry mouth if his hood is in the way?

Who's Maryanne?

mrs cartman.

I may have gotten her name wrong.

oh, it's liane, not maryanne.

my bad.

>his

The same way Howard Stern did

Sharon.

The Mayor. Liane puts out, but she's probably got an alphabet soup's worth of STDs.

Sharon and Sheila, but any are good.

Working on this, but trying to fix it up.

Hey Dustin!
Got anymore sketches/drawings of the two lovely women?

Not too many FINISHED ones, sadly. South Park style is actually pretty hard to get just right.

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You can post the uncensored Sheila one on the /aco/ thread:

Marjorine

Nutgobbler a _pure

A challenger appears.

Liane Cartman of course

Nooo dub trips

Remember when Kyle tricked a bunch of pedophiles into walking into a Chris Hansen interview, so they all shot themselves in the head?

Thats my choice.

Linda. She's crazy and her husband is a faggot so she'd be ready to go.

i love you dustin

Y'all remember Cartman's mom did german scat porn right? Back in 1999.

Mayor is the only reasonable option.

why is there so much god damn anime art of south park

Can I just rape princess kenny?

Because it's the best conversion to the cardboard cut-out art of the real cartoon.

i'd fuck the mayor.

Princess kenny is best girl. And boy.

Kenny thread? Kenny thread.

Why not plain ol regular Kenny?

Kenny really is a little angel.

This is not regular.

Its superior rule 63 version

Is kenny zelda.

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Would Sharon, Sheila, Lian, Kenny's mom and Linda. Also needs more Hope we see all of them someday.

You're Shit.

>angel
More like demonic elder god abomination, but I agree.

>pretty plain and kind of a bitch, but loyal and dependable
>big fat jewish superbitch
>retard doormat that's swallowed more semen than a hurricane
>gross meth-head white trash that canonically has a womb cursed by an Elder God
>fuckin' stupid as hell, but pretty decent lookin' and power and money are both good aphrodisiacs
>apparently hot as hell but also batshit motherfucking crazy
>nut gobbler
>not very good looking, but probably the only person in South park that isn't insane or retarded

I'd probably have to go with Mary or Victoria, as their positives outweigh their negatives. Outside of that, probably Sharon if I'm going for marriage material and Nut Gobbler or Linda if I'm just looking for a quick fling.

Sheila and Sharron.

Stan

I got another one for you.

hey, the prostitute's not from south park

>Not wanting all of them