Disappointing nude thread

Disappointing nude thread.

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>All nude scenes in Sup Forums are just tits
>never get to see any hunks hang dong

If you want to talk disappointing dong, look no further than Michael Shannon

male nipples :(

She reminds me of a young kevin bacon

If op's pic is real why did anyone ask her to do a nude scene and why did she agree?

It gets worse, they asked her to do it twice

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This

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It was a time before fast internet porn and perfect breasts being only seconds away from viewing.

Still would

>jon sner
>minge

her career was dying already. this was her last ditch effort because people still thought she was hot. we were wrong. im sorry i was one of the people who asked for this. god we were so wrong. but good news her career was kia after this.

> Not appreciating a toned body

ISHYGDDT

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That poor woman has the saddest tits. Her tits were like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.

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How were they disappointing?

Of course everyone still would. That's not the fucking point.

this jesus christ

Soon everyone will be calling these disappointing

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What are you a faggot?

Post it, I don't know where to Google male nudes.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>I was only pretending to be a faggot

weird i prefer right. am i gay now?

i'm in the mood for flapjacks all of a sudden

That's what happens when you wait till the milk goes bad. They would've been fine in her prime.

Who?

Mournful. Mournful tits.

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Wait... is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

KRAGERNIGGER YOU'VE BAITED ME AGAIN!

are you gay

how so my homosexual friend

don't make me sudoku this trip again nigger

u can see one of her tits in her new movie. its meh at best

She looked fantastic, I don't know how you could find her disappointing.

It is. I'm sorry.

Were you really surprised? If you had anything but low expectations you are deluded.

That is a nice photograph.

>REEEEEEEEEE ARE YOU GAY?

It's funny though, that nude scene was literally her breakout performance.

How is this disappointing? What the fuck did you expect?

Fairly sure she was in Percy Jackson, senpai.

here ya go senpai.

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If anything id say her tits > her actual overall attractiveness, in that they were an improvement not a let down at all. She's still ugly af tho

>He's never seen shame

lmaoing @ ur life

Cookies on dowels!

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Because that role really catapulted her into stardom...Sure was a breakout role that one.

I've actually watched those movies. Have you?

above her chest looks like a facehugger

It's called acting, idiot.

this is cgi

huh? Shes pretty hot

fat girls have great tits, what the fuck are you even talking about?

Fun fact, most women who aren't porn stars look immensely better IN clothes than out of them.

Mainly because they're holding everything together and look other features look more impressive / firm.

>fat girls have great tits

Not always. Look at Lena Dunham.

>most women who aren't porn stars look immensely better IN clothes than out of them.

I always find it strange to look at whenever I see a pornstar in regular clothes.

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are you fucking retarded? she gets naked all the time on the show and its fucking beautiful

Who's this guy?

I'm fine with the tits, or lack thereof, but that dumb hairdo puts me off.

Should have just looked like she did in TWD.

MOOOODDDDDDSSS

Lena is just chubby now. not to mention she has super cute perky tits that would look fantastic on any body that wasn't attached to her face. she has a fantastic nipple to breast tissue ratio, are you even a tits guy? fuck off pleb

It's the hair
If she was dressed as Luna it might have been a 10

oh my god. it must be like fucking a middle schooler.

That movie came out like five years ago.

kys fag

Never seen them but I'm pretty sure

Yeah...how...uh...terrible right?

That body has absolutely zero feminine features. Total 0/10

Nice ass though.

Tara was beautiful...then she did taradise. Behold the frankenboob

Go away, Lena. Your show is shit, your face and body are repugnant and you as a person are awful and completely insufferable.

That's actually a good looking tit.

that terrible boob is nothing compared to the fucking abomination that is her stomach.

They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

Terrance Howard p's penis is so small this ex-wife blackmailed him about it. Go ahead look it up.

>Amy Schumer has big tits I want to suck on

Well this surprises me. Considering I despise her. I would hatefuck her now though.

She's probably all nips.

my man laughin cuz he know

Micheal "all head" Shannon.

Kinda want. Sorta.

Regular or small dicked niggers are the true victims of the BBC myth.

Imagine how they must feel when there's a stupid myth invented about your people which is supposedly the one superior aspect of your race and you don't possess it?

just needs a some fat

Naomi rapeface's tits are worst.

TIGHT

Seriously, faggots shouldn't post in a straight thread

Actually the body looks better than the face, so I wouldn't be dissapointed with those tits

the chick has a decent bod compared to her face tho

>Was expecting this to be about nude female celebs

>See nude male celebs instead

Ooookay then faggots, I'm done here.

Dude that's what tits look like when women reach behind them.

I'm not gay but I always enjoy seeing nude celebrity men proved they have smaller dicks than me.

When they don't I feel bad.

>he's so insecure he can't laugh about the male anatomy

good riddance

You guys remember Amy Smart?

Perfect body for the role she was playing.