Why doesn't anybody just kill Cartman?

Why doesn't anybody just kill Cartman?

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Why can't Kyle just rape him?

Because Cartman would like it.

Same reason Batman doesn't kill Joker.

theyve tried and failed

Why doesn't Mysterion just rape the Coon?

When? Which episodes did they try and fail to kill of Eric Cartman?

Because you only get one shot at the dragon and you can't afford to miss.

Who is the best character that isn't one of the 4 main boys?

>Hardmode: No Randy

Butters, duh.

So who is the best character but you can't say the best character? Alright then, I'll go with Mr. Garrison.

Craig

Butters is one of the 4 main boys

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters...

Why doesn't anyone just kill Kenny?

Gerald when he gets an episode to himself

Chef

You just forget about kenny?

Feels like Butters does more than Kenny.
Kenny best boy though.

Kenny hardly ever matters anymore. Last time he was featured in anything was the SodoSopa thing. Butters gets WAY more attention.

The principal, school counselor, and some other teacher literally threw him under a bus in one episode.

Wendy, when she isn't being a feminist bitch.

He's also survived a slew of other events like electro-drowning, hypothermia while buried under an avalanche, and being absorbed by a trapper-keeper.

Mel Gibson

I fucking hate Randy.
Why does everyone like him?

He's supposed to be the main character but from an adult's point of view, since the main characters are usually kids.

Cthulu

He's like 8

He also killed people just to get at there son

He has great showmanship.
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10 now

Jimmy

Kyle is worse than Cartman.

Why don't YOU kill Cartman?

Saddam Hussein.

Kyle still is in denial over his feelings for Cartman

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The Mysterion trilogy was the most he ever got to do and it wasn't that long ago... was it?

>November 3, 2010
>more than five years ago
Jesus, time goes fast. But still, he kinda got turned into a background character after he got brought back to life from his season long death aside from the cat pee and the best friends forever episodes, and before that all he did was get killed, if anything he has been more relevant recently with The Poor Kid, Cock Magic, the episode where he goes with Butters to Hawaii, becoming a japanese princess and the final boss of SoT.

kyle is such a tsundere

STOP GORDON

Lorde

how can you hate him?

Well the PC Principal beat him within an inch of his life if that counts

Mr. Garrison. Thought this was obvious

>Mr.
>using ambiguous societal prejudiced prefixes

Mr. Garrison or the City Wok guy.

>Buckle up, buckaroos!

...

Stuck between garrison and satan

has satan even been in an episode after season 4? or whatever??

Mr Mackey definetly. Most expressive character in the show after Cartman and Randy

pc principle

Without Butters because that's cheating too. It's between The Goth kids when they get to shine, Garrison and Mackey

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING

APOOPUH POODURR DURR PERR

Cartman can't be killed.

He went to fucking Somalia and became a pirate king. You can't kill him.

A better question is why anyone keeps hanging out with him

It's Randy, but in trying to do hardmode, city wok guy and pc principal always get me

people are more scared of him dead than alive

Satan was like a main character in the movie

Jessie Rodriguez. She's not a two-faced bitch like her friends

plot armor

He was in a few episodes after that. His most recent appearance was on freemium isn't free

I wish he was in more episodes

That sounds gay.

Because for every episode where Cartman is inexplicably a criminal mastermind, there's three or four where he's just a whiny pathetic weird fat kid

Because he's a big boned guy

This was so beautifull

Uuuu

pc principle is the new hotness really hope he becomes a recurring character