ITT moviegoers we all recognize

ITT moviegoers we all recognize

>the 40 year old single guy in the very back row who went to the movies by himself

i never go to a movie with fewer than 346 friends

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>1 reply
I think you hit a nerve, user

>the young teenage couple who are obviously fornicating on the backrow
>the disgusting fatass who gets food like he's at a restaurant and downs it all before the movie even begins. followed by heaving breathing and weird guttural noises as the gravy slathered chicken tenders struggle to travel down his esophagus.
>the ghetto fatherless nig family consisting with 5 of more niglets who run all over the theatre. mom attempts to discipline them by yelling as loud as possible then ignoring them for the remainder of the movie.

>the family with small children in the R-rated slasher flick

i really don't pay attention to other people in the theater. it's usually just nogs and spic families who i mostly ignore. then again, i live in philadelphia.

>That mid-20's guy who sits in the back that gets sucked off by a random slut but doesn't really it's actually a tranny

>still 'going' to the movies

did you ever get head in a theatre Sup Forums? be honest

>missing the movie
That sounds absolutely normie and pleb, get outta here.

lets all do a meet up Sup Forums and well weed out /po/

>the ahmeds constantly raising their voices or getting up and talking on the phone
>the group of ahmeds acting like niggers
>that fat cunt with the loud candy
>the cunt that keeps asking questions about the movie
>the guy that thinks films and movies are the same thing

>that guy who walks around for several minutes before sitting down next to an attractive young woman and obviously takes creepshots of her throughout the movie

>the guy watching the movie silently
>the lady on her phone during the previews, but puts it away when the movie starts
>that one guy with the popcorn who eats as quietly as possible

what kind of shit ass theaters do you people go to?

Canada?

Yurup.

>the family that takes their children to an r-rated movie because they thought it was a family movie from the trailer for some reason
>the loud guy that laughs every few seconds even when there are no jokes in the movie
>the couple that are making out and making noises

>AYO BE CAREFUH NIGGA GET YO ASS DOWN FROM THERE BITCH I AINT PLAYIN 'ROUND WIT YOU

Do you have real movies there in subtitles or is it all foreign films?

maybe. i cant remember so il say no. fuck me booze and pot have destroyed my brain.

>when the same family leaves with their kids in disgust when something graphic happens having thought that an R rated movie would have somehow been appropriate for their kids in the first place

>the kids obviously smoking marijuana and trying not to exhale

There's a map on Wikipedia that shows which countries do VO and subs. It's split down the middle IIRC

>the girls that scream during every horror scene

>the girls who laugh at innapropriate times during serious movies

>screaming gore and blood
>...
>a casual nipple pops out
>oh my lord how can they show this obscene material

>Watching Shin Godzilla in indie cinema

>group of girls in behind row keep laughing during the planning scenes

Thankfully someone told them to shut up eventually

I know that feel user

>watching Split
>hysterical laughter every time the kid personality does anything
>immersion ruined