Why didn't Frodo just politely ask Sauron to please stop being evil?
Why didn't Frodo just politely ask Sauron to please stop being evil?
Aiden Nguyen
Luke Roberts
OP, could you, please, kill yourself?
James Foster
Why did Jackson miscast Frodo so terribly?
Isaac Flores
Sauron is entitled to his opinion. If you try to take away his free speech you're no better than Sauron.
Jacob Martinez
Why didn't they just walk into Mordor and destroy the ring in the fires of mount Doom?
Brayden Butler
Why didn't they ask Tom Bombadil to come too?
Ryan Phillips
why didn't frodo just hand over the ring and hope to get on sauron good side???
John Sanchez
But what was Frodo's tax policy? Did he have a 401k? Did he claim Sam as a dependant?
Caleb Ramirez
#NotAllMuslims
Jonathan Davis
Why didn't Tolkien just not write the lord of the rings?
David Flores
why didnt the orks just pound that boipuss in cirith ungol?
Aiden Gutierrez
hnnng
William Foster
Why was Sam so fucking fat?
Aiden Lewis
lembas innit
Grayson Brooks
why didn't they just give the ring to Galadriel and become Her pusy slaves
Camden Russell
oh man imagine being galadriels pusy slave
mmmm
Jason James
frodo's actor was so shit
Anthony Sanchez
Because flying the eagles was too conveinient.
Evan Young
>all the hobbits are in there 20's
No
One of the few gripes I have with LotR
The Hobbit had better hobbit casting than LoTR, Martin Freeman was an amazing Bilbo and the closest to their characters age in LoTR was prolly Sean Austin who was a good Sam
Aiden Hall
>Keeping the orcs out of Gondor
Can't you bigots see... that's exactly what Sauron wants!
Cameron Watson
based pusy posters
Easton Ramirez
Because they were all too ghey
>ywn live in Galadriels pusy dictatorship
Logan Brown
Explain?
Landon Hill
If you destroy the ring, Sauron wins.
Gabriel Taylor
Jokes aside, milleniums later people do write fanfics about him being in fact good.
Jack King
Tolkien's a man so he's filled with all this homoerotic rage. Instead of talking about their problems and trying to solve them through dialogue, Tolkien thinks that would expose his feminine side. So instead he has to have everyone kill each other and wage war to let people know how manly he and his books are.
Quite infantile really
Chase Flores
>ywn build a home inside galadriel's pusy and collect nectar for sustenance
Gavin Brown
The ring is quite valuable right? Why didn't frodo have to declare it at the elven city's customs gate?
Asher Jackson
t. faggot
Caleb Richardson
textbook projection
Cooper Nelson
I wish Tolkien were still here. He'd know what to do.
William Russell
kek
Christopher King
Because Frodo is a racist, a bigot and a mansplainer.