Danny's Buttplug

Has DOA reached new heights in storytelling?

Also poor Dina doesn't realize how fucking crazy her roommate is.

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>ambers face did a thing
accoring to twitter he rewrote this 30 times and its still awful
its not that hard. "amber reacted strangely" tells you just a much and is actually a dina thing to say

I don't the fact that she's calling Amazi-Girl Amber's Persona makes it seem like she's at least somewhat aware that she knows she wears it when Amber wants to be strong, sexy and dangerous.

Or is Amazi-Girl wearing Amber at this point?

jesus christ i cant type today but at least i can string words together better than willis

>Billie has Carla keep an eye on Ruth
>Danny wants Dina to keep an eye on Amber

Does Willis think all break-ups are like this?

when youre partners literally insane and you still like them, yeah, its an understandable desire

Billie has some issues and Danny cares about Amber's well-being.

>cutting from Joyce's traumatic and dramatic flashback to silly dildo jokes

BRAVO WILLIS

Somebody needs to go into the comments section and ask what the buttplug is so that Willis can get triggered again.

why would that trigger him

WOMEN NEED SEXTOYS BECAUSE 12 YEAR OLD VIRGINS DON'T KNOW WHAT A CLITORIS IS

Someone edit the last panel into the strip of Joyce freaking out in church.

Also Danny looks so much better without the black dots for eyes.

maybe he should consider targeting his comic towards a different market.

I guess in reference to that strip where Robin's sister was talking to You, the Audience about the parts of a vibrator.

Because the high-anxiety nerd who didn't do anything sexual until college is just the one to discuss sexuality and gender issues.

Well it is pretty fucked up, the lack of sexual education in regards to how non-penis crotch giblets work.
My sexual education talked a lot about the uterus and how baby is formed, but not one goddamn word about the labia, clit, and how to make sex not awful.

Wow what the shit that actually is a butt plug. This comic isn't supposed to be 18+, is it?

Why does Dina wear an autism hat?

One, this comic is for grown ups who use swear words and have sex.
Two, that is a dinosaur hat.
An autism hat usually has puzzle pieces on it and is an advertisement for Autism Speaks because martyr parents.

Actually buttplugs don't require you to be a legal adult to purchase.

He's taking a poetry lesson from George Lucas.

Which was a response to genuine questions about the vibrator he drew in a strip.

In the comments of the strip in question pretty sure many woman said they didn't know what it was because none of their vibrators had ever had it before.

It wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't so condescending to the reader, with such disbelief that anybody could be so ignorant as to not know what the nub on a dildo was for.

Part of the problem is not all vagina's are the same and most women want different lengths inside them. The nub wouldn't always be hittin' the clitoris so what's the point in spending an extra ten bucks on something you'll never appreciate?

Dude. Can we collect evidence of times he's distinctly trying to use Tumblr speak?

I don't really understand why Amber couldn't nut up and do this herself. She broke up with him, and he's literally harmless. Just give back his stuff yourself you psychotic, violent baby.

Also while I find Danny giving up so easily on trying to get Dina to keep an eye on Amber dumb (she'll probably end up hurting or killing herself, but eh, I won't press the issue), I'm also confused why he didn't ask Ethan to do this. He'd be way more amenable to the idea.

It's a bummer that Danny's brightest outcome right now is probably getting back together with Amazi-Girl.

>One, this comic is for grown ups who use swear words and have sex.
You know, the fact that this comic is so juvenile makes that statement even sadder.

man ive got no problem with the speech itself but it definitely doesnt make sense coming from dina

>'m also confused why he didn't ask Ethan to do this. He'd be way more amenable to the idea.
yeah but dinas her roommate so shes with her a lot more often. ethan would only be exposed to exactly what amber wants him to be, most likely

>(she'll probably end up hurting or killing herself, but eh, I won't press the issue)
Yeah, and I think he should make a distinction between spying and keeping Amber alive.

Yeah, his attitude was completely disgusting and defeats the point of the comic he was trying to draw inspiration from, Oh Joy Sex Toy. OJST is a sex-positive comic that tells people about not just sex toys but about good porn and how to handle situations that a lot of people don't have answers to.

The whole point of OJST is that it is okay to ask questions.

Absolutely depressing. It seems like the comic is jumping around character-to-character a little more than usual. I'm getting whiplash.

Reposting this in case you guys missed it.

i wish youd let me miss it

One of these days I'll get around to writing an Amazi-Girl/Amber fapfic.

We saw it, dear. Don't worry.

I have a question about the panel layout. What's the purpose of having no borders for some shots? Is it consistent, or just whatever Willis feels like?

It's so he can avoid drawing backgrounds over and over when all he wants to show is one character.

>butt plug

Just get the sex change already, you fat faggot.

I know you're reading this, Willis.

>The whole point of OJST is that it is okay to ask questions.
Yeah that sums up the difference quite well. Willis is a terribly unlikable person despite how unoffensive his comic is, whilst OJST is filled with Tumblina and SJW stuff, but Moan is still so likable.
Probably her opinions are not formed around being outraged at minor stuff and understanding she probably learns some new stuff each comic/review and wants to share.

Did the Willis comic even explain what the nub was for or was it entirely just "How dare you guys not know this thing I probably learnt myself only last week"

...

>Willis can't mimic OJST

You think Dave would have an easy time pretending to be another fat lesbian.

...is this I'm playing Danny gets pegged?

For reference.

This from a man who thinks clits are chewable.

Did anyone ever call him out on this? It's like the most blatant example of him being an asshole.

How often does Willis think about butt stuff and having a vagina?

Pretty sure that's for ass stuff.

honestly I'd be more annoyed people don't have the problem solving skills to figure out what the nub is for than ignorance. & i can blame american education system for both!

also trans women can enjoy sex toys too brah

Every time someone tried to, everyone just shut them down for being stupid and anti-sex and other BS.

Yoto posted a while back about everyone jumping down his throat, and when I read the comments, I was absolutely appalled.

There was no need for this kind of attitude, but everyone supported it, and everyone who didn't was shamed across the border of their respective countries.

>i can blame american education system

Pretty sure kids aren't supposed to learn about vibrators.

yeah yeah OJST surely has a nice friendly atmosphere but it also is a beacon of degeneracy

Reminds me of Christopher Titus talking about his parents.

Yeah, but at least it's not confrontational about it.

Also make more edits!

She even drew a guy blowing another guy WHOS IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR.

Its like she is phyically unable to draw cis straight people and fills her comic with disgustingly obese, handicapped or trans people like she gets a bonus everytime she does it.

Be that as it may, it at least shows you how to *safely* be a degenerate.

Is he aware of the difference between a buttplug and a prostate stimulator?

Because I don't think he's trying to inply pegging here.

I did, from South Park.

I think the point is that all types of people have sex, not just the cis straight people we see everywhere, in all media, including porn.

To be fair, there's probably more trans representation in porn than in any other genre of film.

Aussie here, sex toys and their proper use were covered in our sex ed. If you don't know what you're doing you can hurt yourself or get infected

Yeah, but not from school.

That's literally how Cultural Marxism started.

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>Straya is a degenerate hellhole

Not surprised, you cane-toad licking freaks.

>not just the cis straight people we see everywhere

Normal. The word is normal, user.

Where's Patreanon?

If heterosexuality for the purpose of procreation is so normal, why didn't it produce any Empires that could stand the test of time?
Time meaning "more thn one generation".

Checkmate, crossbearers.

Why wasn't homosexuality ever accepted as normal until a few communists from a few decades ago tried to normalize it?

Greek pederasty doesn't count.

...He already posted it. It's the OP picture.

I dunno'.

Mainly the spread of Abrahamic faiths, and the fact that historically the biggest proponents of it are the warrior classes.

For the Greeks, Romans, and Japanese who idolized their soldiery, that wasn't a problem. But many other societies consider them lower class, or as ruffians barely above banditry.

Generally speaking, any society that accepted homosexuality still required heterosexual sex as producing an heir is mandatory.

>buttplug

So is he gay, or does Willis not know about Aneros and just figured butt stuff is butt stuff?

Love latenight.

Can I ask what that back end is for? I mean the front is for tickling the perenial right? Excuse spelling I'm drunk as fuck. Is that for some redundant ass stimulation?

K
Too lazy to resize to fit the middle.

Danny's reaction doesn't necessarily mean the butt plug is his. Amber got embarrassed without answering Dina, so...maybe it IS hers.

A handle, either so a sexual partner or user can jiggle it, or just to pull it out by.

So she was canonically training her ass for fucking?

Ah, sorry, from the thumbnail, I assumed it was yesterday's strip.

Amazi-Girl has to be prepared for anything.

Seems like that's a good design to the get stuck.

Since you seem to be knowledgeable though. I've been having real trouble going any further in. We're talking about 9 inches. Any suggestions.

>Willis belittles a person for not knowing about a sex toy
>Willis had little sex knowledge and didn't touch his penis until college because of his dead grandma (and cried when he did so)
Oh ho Willis! You're such a dick!

It doesn't get stuck, you'd have to have an anus wider than a normal person's mouth to.

I dunno about large sizes, I only got mine because I like to be proactive with my health and the whole "prostate cancer is the #1 cause of death in men after all the heart related problems" and "jerk off once a week, stick a prostate in your booty stimulator and squeeze for ten minutes once a month to reduce chances of prostate cancer and other prostate ailments by 60%" was enough to overcome the embarrassment at the idea of buying it.

Its not bad, I got the helix syn which is like 4 inches with a soft silicone coating. It doesn't feel like much, never got a "mind-blowing orgasm" but it goes in easy and I gotta admit it feels better to pee now.

I dunno about 9 inches, I'd think that would be way past the prostate and into the intestine.

Shit, didn't mean to type "booty stimulator". I meant "stick a stimulator in your booty".

someone should go to his next con and hover around his booth loudly telling anyone who walks by "HI, I'M GAY!"

Dress'em up as Becky and do it. Better yet, get the fattest most hairiest dude possible and watch as Willis goes mad from not being able to do anything for fear of seeming "troubling"

>jerk off once a week
>a week
Does anyone with a functional dick jerk off LESS than once a week?

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I'd assume actually devout strong-willed Catholic clergy and some imams maybe.

Bhuddist monks, the guys who only own their clothes plus a walking stick and a bowl.

Asexuals?

Maybe guys who hit 30-60 and just have fucked and/or jacked so much that nothing is exciting or even arousing anymore.

I wasn't in the last thread (Joyce's continual suffering affects me far more than it should) so thanks for this!
So what, a paraplegic can't get a bj?
>implying Cultural Marxism was ever a thing
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inb4 you get triggered by me using facts

It has to be a woman otherwise Willis will probably say something about privilege or shit.

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>i like to think of myself as a mirror universe c.s. lewis
Fuck off.

Wouldn't a mirror universe C.S. Lewis be one of those douchebag, Satanist metalheads?

So he's Phillip Pullman?

I wonder if at any point he considered the strengths of the comic medium, like using visuals to illustrate a point. Say "Amber's face did this" while the character imitates the face best she can. Funny in more than one way and better conveys the point.

> i like to think of myself as a mirror universe c.s. lewis
> C. S. Lewis: Devout Christian but still stand-up guy and good writer
> Richard Grasper: Atheist yet fanatical and terrible writer

I mean...yeah

Somebody needs to change the song to Drowning Pool or Black Sabbath.

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t. tumblranon

Edit in the panel of Ethan and Danny coming out to each other and replace the song with "Throw that Boy Pussy."

Do autistic people really talk like Dina?

Her dialogue feels incredibly forced.

No

A reminder that Willis suffers from sudden fainting spells in which he spontaneously expels fluids from all holes.

WILLIS PROBABLY WEARS A BUTTPLUG WHILE TRAVELLING, FOR MEDICAL REASONS.

>Frankfurt School was labeled as a conspiracy theory
>on wikipedia

WOW WHAT A SURPRISE THAT A WEBSITE MODERATED BY PEOPLE WHO OPENLY HAVE LITTLE "PROUD COMMUNIST" STICKERS ON THEIR PROFILE PAGES WOULD DO THAT