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Silent Drape Runners Edition

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Meanwhile

Doppelganger thread

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cooper get ipad

Who here columboenuff to get a 10 second warning that shit was about to go down?

>ywn be completely retarded and treated like dougie

The plane windows are fucking with me. It's not morse code, unless I've made a fatal mistake.

I replied what now

>Q: Did you watch the original seasons again?
>Lynch: No.

>Q: Why not?
>Lynch: This is ... You know, I can't answer that. Sorry [laughs].

What did David Lynch mean by this?

yrev very good episode

He might think of them as an embarrassment

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twin peaks was a mistake

what does he smell like?

>you will never make mommy Naomi make those faces as you fuck her butthole

garmonbozia

Midget cooties

Spahgetti-Os

Manlet

>Q: But since it's television and released in hour-long increments, don't you have to think about the end of each hour?
>DL: No, you don't really. You divide it up.
bahahahahaha absolute madman

Great shot Lynch. Bravo!

eggs and weed

Is this the correct thread? or doppelganger?

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i heard him say that he did in an interview

Dale Cooper reaching for the police badge after the midget attack and the camera tracking his hand made me laugh. That whole sequence was fucking awesome.

What was this?

Dougie Jones, I'm SPIKE

It's the doppelganger thread but I guess it is the one which prevailed :^)

kek

I'm already retarded but sadly I've got no Dougie luck.
Maybe I'm not retarded enough.

Scorched olive oil

savign screenshots in png is just bad form

This one has a meanwhile in the OP for continuity

Someone dropped their pizza on the gun

Is there a link between these two pieces of meat?

It's whatever lightshot uses and i don't care enough to change it

I just want the part where a nice woman wants to fuck me in the bathroom

The other thread is the doppelganger thread, this is the Dougie thread.

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I can dream dammit

episode good?

Really good, yeah

>it's a guy sweeping the floor for 2 minutes episode

FUCK good memory, yeah probably.

What was it though? Did Ike's skin burn off? Maybe because of electrical shit because the tree showed up?

all Renaults are douches

The Garmonbozia MIKE, hand it over to me

Yeah, that was a bit too long even for this.

hmmmm

>mfw Coop didn't point at himself and say "Mr. Jackpots" when Naomi said "don't waste anymore of our jackpot"

Fucking great. Lots of plot stuff, and some weird spooky shit.

Not the best one so far, but comes close. Lots of scenes in TP and ACTUAL music.

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It shouldve gone on until he finished sweeping, i was grooving out to green onions real fuckin hard

I bet Frost wrote that

>be watching 10/10 kino episode
>then this scene comes on at the end
L Y N C H E D

>focusing on the hole instead of the donut

Just... i m a g i n e.

yrev good

Now, take it easy Diane

Pure kino
I wish whole episode was like that.

FUCK YOU TAMMY

B R A V O L Y N C H

Imagine he squeezes off your balls

>those trips
Wow, Bob, wow.

Have you ever studied your hand?

what does it mean

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>tfw no scene with Diane sexually bullying Tammy

Gonna whack off using my spirit finger later, see if I can cum garmonbozia or something

When are they going to get to the Twin Peaks factory?

I have no idea. I'm getting more and more confused, especially with the fact that Ben is receiving the keys from Dougie : I thought that the Dougie's part were happening in a parallel universe.

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So remind me again, how many parties are after Dougie and who are they?

Also, where are the doppelganger and Ray headed?

Maybe it's morse shit.

Will they mercilessly fuck in front of that disabled cuck?

Is Ben gonna tell the cops about the key? And even if he does, what can they do about it? It's not like it was in an envelope with a return address.

Bernard was a good boy, he didn't do notteen

Those tiny subtitles really make this

that fucking font

Nice font, I like it.

How would that translate to morse though, would each window be its own code? i was thinking base 6 or something, hell maybe braile

Another post congratulating the humour of your font choices. Have a great day.

p.s. May I save this image?

>that lever actuated wooden computer

That just means USPS is an interdimentional portal

M.A.Y.D.A.Y.

M.A.Y.D.A.Y

Man this fucking show. Waiting for a week each episode is not good for the health.

pretty sweet

>mystery faction that involves the two guys watching his house, that woman with the hip hop theme, Ike the Spike, Mulholland Drive guy, and the black box in Argentina
>some random assholes that Dougie owed gambling money to and were paid off and should be irrelevant now
>the casino guys
>not really a faction, but the guys who tried to steal his car were just random carjackers, also no relevant

I know right? I want that shit.

Is there a method for watching Inland Empire that doesn't result in a vicious Lynching?

Ben's going to call someone in about the humming in the walls and they'll take notice of the key or hear about it. Word will get back to Hawk about it once people in the town start talking about Coop's room key turning up.

No

Watch it with your mother and live tweet her reactions as she watches. This kills the Lynch.

ONE ONE NINE

L Y N C H E D

Why the fuck is no one asking what the fuck it is Andy's doing? Or am I just a retard who missed something obvious?

get a load of this fucking awful cgi lel
but actually it's not numeric it's a melody lynch made fucking around with his instruments see pic. there are 6 windows + 1 small paint decal or something towards the tail that are blotted indicating fingering patterns or some shit

I think it's just the same flashing lights that have always been in Twin Peaks. They're heading towards Bob so the electricity is all fucked.