Character masterbates

>Character masterbates
>uses lotion

Isn't it sad that guys with mutilated dicks have to use lotion to masturbate?

When did the using lotion to masturbate trope even come from?

Has anyone here actually tried it? Seems like it makes the cleanup more than twice as annoying

>having to use lotion to masturbate

"B-B-But girls prefer it!! (virgin)"

Yes. Americans have to pay to masturbate.

It's the only way jews know how the bate', so that's how it's portrayed in video

HOLY SHIT
>jews own big petroleum and big lotion

i think you mean JEWS

I hate this meme

I'm uncut, but to me it's more pleasurable to jerk off with saliva