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Miranda isn't there either though

>we were in a children's TV show a decade and a half ago that means I must be involved in everything in your personal life

Why doesn't Josh like his broke bro Drake lads?

They were good friends years before the show aired. They're childhood friends

he never states what kind of message really.

JUST

Josh didn't want poor people at his wedding.

sad

Literally the white Kenan and Kel. The fat one becomes successful, the skinny one fades into nothingness.

The last thing Josh needs on one of the biggest days of his life is Drake lurking around 'networking' with his showbiz friends (begging them for roles) and constantly making Drake and Josh references in front of everyone when Josh has let it go

>be chad on your show
>go into hollywood expecting to be hot shit
>become broke

Is there a worse fate than being broke in hollywood? Everything about the lifestyle needs money. The clothes the house the cars the parties. You cant just be good friends with everyone and end up broke because youre dead to them after that. Theyre not inviting you to their summer beach party. You cant keep up appearances and even that is a death sentence for your career as you apply for roles.

drake couldn't make it anyway

he was too busy walking around disneyland

what happened to kel? he seemed to be the funnier of the two growing up but somehow he just didnt make it?

Was anyone from nick invited?

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Was Miranda invited?

christ

He's got John fucking Stamos
He doesn't need anyone else 2bh

i wonder if john stamos fucked his bride

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STOP!

JUST

shit is that real

Who the hell is Nikki Blonsky?

Josh is hot a hell, who would've known he'd turn out this way?

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That can't be real

Pffftttt ahahahaha

Is funny because Amanda is just as irrelevant.

>hollywood stars are just as sad as the lonely neets on this board

makes them feel human i guess

Desperate Jenna will always be funny

How did Miranda end up?

It's not

>literal who btfos literal who

kek

he's a preacher/motivational speaker now iirc

JUST

amanda was so cute, what happened

Kenan is hardly successful. Having Fat Albert and being known as the guy who can't move on from SNL is pretty pathetic. And Kel isn't in the same position as Drake Bell, as far as I know. Josh might not have much going for him either but at least he's shown that he doesn't have to cling on to one thing to be famous.

Drake would've just been a thorn in Josh's side at that wedding hitting up all the party guests for work since he's dead broke.

Do you think Jenna ever binge watches The Office on Netflix?

Drugs

Why is she so obsessed with this man?

Not to mention drake is a 5/10 at best, only >=8/10s were allowed entry.

The office was the high point of her life so she tries to get attention by faking a online friendship with him.

Wait a second, is that Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray?!

Dan Schneider happened.

>hug me my brother

Drakes gotta get a job in real estate now like vanilla ice oh and kels still in Nickelodeon

How much does SNL pay its cast members anyways?
I imagine he stays on for financial security at this point.

He was bumming him up for $600 thousand.

That's sad she's still in character

Be kinda sad if she did

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>kels still in Nickelodeon
Based Kel BLACKING those cunnies.

He moved on and became a superchad

Proof you can unJUST yourself.

>his bail was 20% of his net worth

JUST

-$120 thousand?

>they paid him to get the fuck out of the holding cell

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It makes sense. Dan didn't molest him because he was too fat. Then he got in shape and could outrun him.

>Drake starts asking the homeless people in his cell if they got any money they could spare

Imagine how fucking annoying Drake must be IRL. Like from im lead to believe hes a wreck when it comes to booze and it was probably a headache to be around. Josh made the adult decision to cut him out of his life because he was a negative person.

Now hes airing his dirty laundry in public? Shows him his true demeanor.

how does josh know JOHN STAMOS?

I wonder what its like being josh and having left behind all your old friends because they didnt make it and kinda died. Like you probably like drake but dont want him begging all your friends at your wedding for an acting role.

Getting successful while your friends dont sounds like it sucks.

>tfw you and all your friends became successful in different fields
dodged a bullet there

Is Josh the American Matthew Lewis?

They were on the show "Grandfathered" together.

Imagine how btfo drake feels that a giy he worked with for one tv season gets invited tp the wedding and not you.

Lol that had him dressed up and acting like some jiggaboo uncle tom

>get handsome
>still no roles

John Stamos > Drake Bell
John Stamos > anybody

>handsome
>balder than bruce willis by 25

So yes?

He signs bottles of orange soda at conventions and has a show on Nickelodeon. He seems to be doing better than Drake, desu

I remember watching this years ago, holy shit this is funny.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE 600K IN DEBT
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAAAAY

That is fucked up, reminds me of how don rickles would make fun of people with bad careers saying you were so good, now it's time to quite or it's all over now its gone

Ironically, the same thing happened with them. Kel didn't invite Kenan to his wedding.

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He seems to own fast food places etc too and has grown kids

i was pretty sure i heard Peck was a faggot and i made my peace with it, but i didnt know he married a woman. that was even more shocking than uncle jesse being there

Holiy shit! Mrianda's eyes are full of suffering, disgust and anguish.

>he thinks people marry for love

underage out

>in a lot of debt
>go to Disney Land 200+ times a year

Drake has some demons in his closet.

Josh knows what it is and it's probably the main reason why Drake wasn't invited.

I should there an album where I can see tweets she's sent him?

>he thinks he goes there for pleasure
He fucking lives there

I could have sworn he had Drake on an episode.

Maybe they fell out

Hmm, both Josh and Miranda at least had network failures while Drake just lost his VA gig . It's suffering...

Calm down, Dave

I mean to be fair, the thing Josh is probably most known for nowadays is for occasionally showing up in that one fag's vlogs.

All child stars are molested

is this NTR?

Elijah Wood seems fairly well adjusted.

Didn't he also come out about child molestation in hollywood?

he was molested daily on the lotr set

Yup. And that's why he's pretty JUST'd these days

He was the good son all along

That scene when he jumps into Gandalf's arms always looks weird

He was 19 when they filmed though

You mean Ian McKellen? Nah, he'd never do such a thing
I mean, yes, he is best friends with Bryan Singer a known paedophile rapist in hollywood
And yes, Ian attends Singer's twink parties

But come on, that doesn't automatically make him some type of rapist. I mean, an old British actor of that much clout who used to work very closely with the BBC and who is now deeply enthralled with hollywood and who.... oh wait...