France bans Q-tips

Because why not.

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I think they are already banned in America, or it's at least banned to advertise them for ear cleaning.

about time

There are warnings explicitly not to put them in your ear, but that's why 99 percent of people buy them.

Only plastic ones

ITT: disgusting neckbeards who eat their ear wax.

why I can't put it in my ear?

Fuck I hate the socialists even more

i use it to clean my peehole

and how am i going to clean my ears now ?

Some retards stick them too far in and damage their ear.

It's bad for you.

You shouldn't need to clean your ears. Earwax is not a waste product. It has a function and your body can regulate it by itself.

Plastic Q-tips will be replaced with bio-degradable ones, due to being a pollutant. They're not banning Q-tips. Learn to read.

Banning Q-tips because some people stick them too far in their ears is line banning guns because some people shoot themselves in the head.

try to use earbuds with dirty ears

You know something's wrong with your government when it bans a piece of plastic with cotton on its ends because it has a 0,01% chance to hurt you (because of your own carelessness).

Earbuds are bad for you too

Because it pushes earwax deeper and clogs your ear.

Yay, let's ban everything that is bad for people.

you must be fun at parties mate

Alcohol helps

>stick them too far in their ears
afaik youre not supposed to stick them in the ear AT ALL.

this thread shows that the ban is a good idea

With a bobby pin.

Thank you, state!

>"France must learn to live with terrorism"
>bans cotton buds

explain

If you do it too much you get tinnitus/ringing in your ears. Trust me tinnitus is not fun

How are french males going to masturbate their urethra now?

I don't think alcohol is good for ears either.

nigger

They may not be good to cram in your ear

(ear oil is best for removing wax)

but they are useful for so many things. I live in the world capital for banning things because everyone is too fucking retarded to exist apparently.

youtube.com/watch?v=w0qujSJqVhM

Qtips is best for putting in your ear right after a hot shower

I can't go without them now, having dirty ears feels so weird

File down onions into shape.

>afaik
Well you're wrong Ahmed. Get educated before posting again. Q-tips are safe, jamming them into your ear canals isn't.

my laziness saves me yet again!
i didn't even know qtips were bad

All those q-tip parties the kids have now are too wild for me.

my fetish is jumpcuts

Who cares. Only morons spend time cleaning their ears when it's literally bad for your health. It's like women that douche and give themselves cervical cancer.

I use q-tips every couple of weeks becaus our family grows a lot of wax. I never go deep into my ear though, just kind of get some off the surface area that is easily visible.

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>googled what Q-tip is and found some fucking nigger rapper
Jesus Christ, why are these niggers everywhere??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Look at all these Earfags

shut up about your orifices for a mintue and check these righteous fucking dubs

Holy shit you guys are such cucks.

I know this shit, It squirts water so that wax trapped in your ear can be removed, I had that shit into my ear when I was 8

Are they going to ban babywipes too? Because I use them all the time and throw them in the toilet as well.

Why don't you just clean around your ear rather than putting it straight into the hole? I clean my ears after I take a shower.

God dammit. Only until this far in the thread we have someone not retarded.

BAN ASSAULT QTIPS AMERICA!

If you are retarded they are bad for the retard, but good for society (hopefully they fuck themselves up so they decrease their chances of having children).

By the way an alternative is to wash your ears with soap and water.