Well

Well...

Feminist agenda ruins comics again

It feels good to be pandered.

>No metal arm
Had me up until that point.

No budget.

It's not pandering, there was a demand and it was met by someone else.

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Bucky looks more like bane.

Well, well. Isn't this the peak of Point Irony Park?
The willful muddying of the nobility, heroics and friendship for base lust. At that supporting the porn industry to that end.

I see Porn is only a problem when it's not catering to the "right" audience.

I don't think you understand who gay porn is for.

Now are these actors REALLY gay, or is this gay-for-pay?

Thank God. After all these really masculine characters from DC, it'd be nice to get some safe and inclusive gay sex. Based MCU.

Is this the first time they've heard of porn parodies?

The bucky there looks better than Sebastian

You seem upset. In specific terms you seem like a butthurt DC fantard fishing for (you)s.

They're buysexual.

>"I’ll FUCK you ’til the end of the line”
>"You're my mission! I will FUCK you"

The taglines are god tier.

They said that?

My sides

Funny because the irony is lost on them on how this is pretty much the same thing.

What is Devin even trying to say

No. We can still go further beyond. When we have Cap X Red skull transexual nazi porn, and gay people are petitioning to allow said transexual nazi porn images to be shown in Germany?

>No budget.
That's no excuse!

>Not Zemo and Captain America

Why even bother, user?

>I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
I speak retard.

>This is considered journalism in 2016
The internet was a mistake.

SIERRA

>nobody has ever made gay porn of captain america before

>Fishing for (You)s.
Thank you, namefag.
Nobody gives a fuck who you are, BTW.

>Dark hair
Not muh cap

SERIOUSLY

>you asked for it you finally got it
Wew. Take it easy, there. All I wanted was a kiss not a porno.

>Devin Faraci

>No metal arm

This is worst than She-Hulk Chyna.

WE DID IT REDDIT !!!

is cap being played by ryan reynolds

>No budget.

What, they couldn't splurge on buying a can of silver spray paint and a black marker to paint his arm?

The gay porn industry is kinda shitty compared to the regular porn industry.
You could never find something like pic related in gay porn. Yes that's gentleman ghost behind BC

Who pitches?

"I'm a faggot"

>both girls get their names on the cover
>dude doesn't

lol

I'm not an expert but I don't imagine a lot of people give a shit about male actors in str8 porn.

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So why bother having him on the cover at all?

WE WON
Sup Forums BTFO

Who is this "we" you speak of?

GAY PORN IS FINALLY LEGAL

But I need to keep track of dudes that have dicks that look similar to my own, so I can find porn I can properly self-insert with

To show off the costume.

>It's not pandering, there was a demand and it was met by someone
That is the definition of pandering.
People use the word negatively, and I guess it is, but, people use what that _is_ negatively.

what the point of the costumes when they strip buck naked when they do the fucking

What kind of shitty cosplay porn have you been watching?

>this was Zemo's trap the entire time
>reads Winter Soldier keywords as Cap and Bucky are making love
>"MISSION REPORT: GAY PRIDE PARADE, 1991"
I got nothing beside this don't hurt me

Its like they've never heard of Japan

user, do not talk about things you know nothing about.

You haven't been on /gif/

release date?

I think part 1 already came out.

>Women only want to see men in porn if its men fucking other men
>Women still prefer lesbian porn overall

I feel so unwanted.

Seriously? We're at a point where supposed SJWs push their fetishes so hard that a gay porn parody that was bound to happen anyway gets media attention? Fuck this gay earth

>Fuck this gay earth

That's the point.

A man having sex with a pig gets media attention. The bar is set so low these days why are you getting so triggered?

>Cap not completely shaven
Nope

Bucky would rip Steve's Dick right off

I asked for She Hulk reaming half the female marvel roster with a large futa dick

What about me?
What am I supposed to do?

A man having sex with a pig is more deserving of media attention than standard gay cosplay porn

I didn't assume they did.

Also that's tripfag to you.

That's amazing, they got Ryan Reynolds for the lead role.

its clickbait, don't take it seriously

They were making these before SJWs, newfag. You'll find that burly, handsome men in tights have been attracting gay men for a very long time now.

>What about me?
>What am I supposed to do?
Pray they don't get Chyna again.

>a gay porn parody that was bound to happen anyway

Learn to read you dumbass tripfag.

>I can do this all day

No one bothers shipping characters from DC movies because for someone to start shipping characters you need to care about them first.

Can you read? I said it was bound to happen anyway, not that it was made because of SJWs.

I assumed this was from King of the Hill at first

The women I know have really kinky porn tastes. But yeah, a large portion of them would rather watch same sex porn.

>I can do this all gay

Kill the shippers

Don't worry, bud. Chyna's dead.

which porn parodies has Sup Forums watched and not just skipped to the porn parts?

I actually skipped the porn parts in the Spiderman one cause it was kinda funny. Lame funny, but that still make me laugh.

Meme Lover was pure pornkino.

and this is capequeero

Do you not understand the concept of porn parodies?

No, it'd be pandering if it was Marvel themselves doing it.

The negative connotation is baked into the definition of the word
>pander: to do or provide what someone wants or demands even though it is not proper, good, or reasonable

But why does Cap look like Ryan Reynolds? Also, at least the porno parody Bucky is truthful lookswise to the comic.

I fully support this porn parody, even if it's not one I'm interested in.

Now where's my Mia Khalifa as Kamala scissoring with Lexi Belle as Carol?

Where's the live action LoK porn parody?
I need to see a qt brown fit girl dominating hard some slender, fragile white girl.

>Lexi Belle as Carol
How the fuck is she going to be Carol? Rikki Six already played her and looks far more like her. Though she's a shit actress, even sucks at acting at sex.

There is quite a bit of that stuff for superheros, but it's mostly a bit softer than that full domination (which I prefer). A lot of it is mind wipe stuff.

I dunno. Lexi just always comes to mind. Rikki Six sounds good. I think I saw some other lesser known pornstar do Carol cosplay too, but with longer hair.

>no metal arm

what's the point?

Cap looks like Ryan Reynolds wtf

Nice

>no budget
>when you could just wrap tinfoil around your arm
It's a parody, not like it has to be accurate.

Didn't the Steve guys do a black widow x captain America scene as well?

the shippers won

how the fuck are they even gonna do proper anal fisting now?

but i didnt ask for this

>tfw you never gave a shit about #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend, and yet you still find this freaking hilarious.

>No metal arm

For fucks sake, just wrap it up in duct tape. Your costumes are already 'Halloween store' tier.