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/tpg. is dead
So I had a dream last night that I fucked Shelly Johnson
>i ride into town on my bike
>seeing a lot of familiar faces
>hey pete! oh look, there's mike. wtf he's a lawyer now?
>everyone seems happy to see me, like i've been away a long time
>cruise up to the double r diner
>doc hayward's leaving just as i walk in
>gives me a weird look, don't know what to make of it
>"falling" starts playing
>goddamn, twin peaks is so comfy
>grab myself a seat at the counter
>that giggling wench heidi takes my order
>"a cup of coffee and a piece of that famous cherry pie, toots"
>couple minutes later shelly johnson serves me
>holy shit she's even more beautiful than in season 2
>she winks at me, almost like she's trying to flirt with me
>feel myself go red like a twelve-year-old who just had his first kiss
>we start small talking
>she's asking how i've been, as if i used to live here and i've finally returned after a long absence
>turns out she's single
>has a young daughter but she's away at camp
>i have a feeling that i can seal the deal
>she's really into me
>decide to tell her a joke:
>"a couple of penguins are walking across an iceberg and the first one says to the second, 'you look like you’re wearing a tuxedo'"
>"and the second one says, 'well maybe i am'"
>she bursts out laughing
>success.exe
>next thing i know
>smash cut
>we're in her bedroom
>i'm pounding away
>she's so fucking tight
>holy fucking shit, this is the best dream i've had in living memory
>glance at the mirror on her door as we're making the beast with two backs
>wtf why is my forehead so huge
>now we're lying next to each other
>i'm stroking her luscious hair, she has her dainty hand on my chest
>she looks up into my eyes
>her mouth opens
>"i always knew you were cool, james
And then I woke up"
is /tpg/ canon?
Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder's song Out of Sand was confirmed to end the season and it explicitly says Cooper isn't getting his mind back. youtu.be
>/tpg.
>Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder's song Out of Sand was confirmed to end the season
source
>/tpg/
*goes to shake hand*
Rhonda best girl, and she would never start a new general before the previous was on autosage.
diane is so fucking sexy
unironically this
Well people wanted more scenes in Twin Peaks.
Autosage isnt even a real thing desu
Lynch confirmed it to me on Skype.
10/10
Yes, he tries to strangle him via headlock in the end.
stop shilling eddie vedder
Are you jealous, /tp/?
Please post the lyrics where it says that I am mentally challenged
bet he hates the new season
I know most twin peaks fanboys are so head over hills with season 3 even though deep inside they don't really like it. ohh season 3 is so macabre, it's a Lynch Masterpiece
Lol it's worst than season 2. Lynch is really milking it with 18 episodes. Really?! 18 episode? they could make it 8 episode and it would be better. Those really long shots and unnecessary scenes are stupid. and the Dougie thing? jeez. Ever since Fire Walk with me stories has been taking place outside Twin Peaks. That's not twin peaks. Stay in twin peaks. The town was a central character itself.
>400 people liked that
at least people like him :(
My mom sends me to the white lodge.
>30th birthday
>lives like a manchild
stop pretending you hate season 3 m8
the meme got old
I'm more a Lynch movie fan than a Twin Peaks fan (though I like it too) so I am legitimately liking it.
>foxnews.com
Oh fuck no. This return has been so mediocre so far. I could only imagine it getting even worse with time.
Dang, you rite.
why is she so perfect?
Even Dennis Hopper got LYNCHED
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wtf I hate dern now
>all these images of him
Bit homo desu lad
Guys
I figured it out
because she's a beautiful soul
i've never found ashley judd attractive before? wtf
And here I am thinking 18 episodes is not enough. I had high hopes for this season and it surpassed them.
never know if I love or hate Henry Rollins
he does dumb shit like yell at hipsters that like Black Flag and then does based stuff like this
What does Jay Bauman think of the new season of Twin peaks? Is that pleb pedofile /lynched/
He looked like a trap in Antiviral desu, if you're gonna go homo for someone that's probably the least gay option
they'll wait until everyone else decides so they know how to make an opinion
adores it
>pedophile
what
he was singing its praises on twitter the moment it came out
he tweeted about loving that I LOVE HOW YOU LOVE ME scene and how nothing is gonna top Twin Peaks or something like that
>borderline Africa aids leftist Obama shill
and dropped
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Don't knock a dude for having taste.
Jay admitted to having some sort of sexual encounter with his younger brother
Naomi Watts is so fucking good in this
thats a mean fucking fake link. I got so excited
>forgot "nasty woman" speeches
>womens march shill
jesus fuck, devil is indeed a woman
The pacing is so slow if the show was compressed into 8 episodes everything so far could have happened in the first episode. fuck lynch and fuck white peopl
Yeah I noticed it today. She's perfect for that role and acting is spot on. Also I though she's in like early 30s but actually she's 48.
Source now
1) You can lick Janey-E's armpit and then play with Sonny Jim, later taking out an armed assassin and being forever known as "The Cobra"
2) You can get two rides from Jade and end up with $400k at a lucky break at a casino
how to choose?
It was somewhere in one of their 4 hour streams. Maybe the Zelda one?
You're a fucking idiot if you want the show to be that rushed. And we would be at ep 3 now, not 1.
lol2whore
>getting smooched in his profile pic
How does it feel, /tpg/, to know that a man who got a Twin Peaks birthday cake from his mother at 30 years old has managed to find sex and love and you have not?
I loved how she runs up and starts slapping the shit out of Ike
she's a very good actress
also very pretty
I wonder how her pusy smell haha
Somebody please post the Twin Peaks is dead episode graph
absolute mommy
it's actually rising up again
>he was five when it came out
embarrassing for him, but that's a really thoughtful and loving parent, and she should be an inspiration to mothers everywhere, but something tells me she's actually a single mother and she divorced the father due to "irreconcilable differences" and his son's gf/wife will cheat on him
just guessing though
Cute!
t. Gilchrist
Looks like the nextdoor harpy from Married With Children desu
You're right._
This was the best episode yet
like jet fuel
I'm 100% certain that I will see season 4 of twin peaks
I'm a black magician and everything I think becomes true. I simply shift into a reality where it happens, just as I ended up in this one with S3 of twin peaks
seeya later losers
Lynch broke it real good.
teach me your ways
>watching that interview
>she talks how how David Lynch would "spray her with his hose"
Do you think he did it to Madchen too?
Do you do transcendental meditation?
I just want to publicly thank David Lynch for giving me more nudes of Madeline Zima.
Madchen was deeply Lynched
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at some point here she starts gushing about their kissing scene
Nah I just connect to the moon.
>lynch talking about being under madchens feet
his voice is dpressive,i am getting lynched by an interview
what time?
not sure. in the uncut interview he mentions it but the one linked is only 30 mins.
What if Bing was actually murdered? I've seen theories that someone might get murdered in Twin Peaks in this season and this guy just rushes into the RR real quick asking if anyone had seen Bing. And Bing is credited as one of Lynch's kids in the credits and the same person that was playing guitar when Richard Horne was first introduced.
What the fuck is it about Lynch that makes all of his actresses gush for him so much
I'm pretty sure he's fucked most of his principal actresses
>David Lynch's son Riley has Pen Pen from Evangelion as his header on twitter
>it's actually possible he tried to get his dad to watch anime shit
i thought he said Benny
I don't get it
if I were an actress I'd probably let him fuck me
It's Bing in the subtitles and the credits
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Because he picks no-name actresses and gives them careers
thoughts?
His dad probably showed it to him
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>Kyle repeatedly staring down Madchen's blouse
>looks like he's just there for a paycheck and wants to go home
>Lynch blowing smoke into everyone's face
>sexually harassing Madchen
>that guy on the end hasn't said a word in the first 10 minutes
Holy shit this is uncomfortable.