How did he survive so long?

How did he survive so long?

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He formed death grips

It was very therapeutic

Because he's a nice guy

he wanted to break the world record for most time spent masturbating

My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
Your whole life, your whole fuckin' life
Your whole life, your whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
My whole life, my whole fuckin' life
Your whole life, your whole fuckin' life
Your whole life, your whole fuckin' life

Pretty fucked up that the stasis pods don't actually halt your aging at all. It makes sense but it's still fucked up.

>why was marv a skelly?
kill yourself, shitposter

Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my motherfucking meal
ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHERFUCKER FEELS

Black don't crack

CHECK EM HARDER
CHECK EM CHECK EM CHECK EM TRIPS INTO TOMORROW

for some reason I found this part horrifying

25 fucking years, and it's barely addressed beyond Hathaway going 'omg we're so sorry :(' and giving him a hug

Bcs he's black duh

Superior Black BBC Genes

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I MAKE THE DUBS

He spent the time fertilizing the eggs with his sperm

CULTURE SHOCK, FUTURE SHOCK
CHOKE YOURSELF, FUCK YOURSELF

Choke on the smoke we in and exhale 'til the whole chamber is clear

Haters act so fucking weird

Admit it Sup Forums. You would immediately rape Anne Hathaway if you were in his shoes.

He took a few long "naps" in cryosleep or whatevs in addition to staying awake and studying and analyzing the readings and calculations of whatever was out there. Also he was a relatively young guy when the mission started out and the time difference was about 20 years. So he was around 30 at the start of mission and around 50 when they returned from the surface.

He is an astronaut, not a rapist, user.
Get the fuck out with your ''men are savages, they will rape any women if they are out of option'' shit

>He is an astronaut, not a rapist, user.
Would that even fucking matter considering the situation he's in?

Same here. It's a shame it's not talked about more. "I waited years." That was all he could say. It was a very vulnerable moment for him and they sort of gave him the finger.

AYE DOE BITE THAT AYE DOE AYE DOE AYE DOE BITE THAT

He saw footage
youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8

ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES GUILLLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>tfw no thicc death grip qt gf

I don't get it. Why is that video a "meme"?

I come to these threads just to see Death Grips memes

it was all a dream

Was getting my cock hard part of your plan?

Thats literally how liberals treat black people.

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