Straight thread

Post your straight OTP, cheesecake ect
Please no fagshit, lesbian at most.

If I remember right, Scott and Barda aren't a thing anymore.

There really is nothing sacred left is there.

>One of the best comic book ships
>Lets end it

WHY

Why are you triggered by the gays?

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GOAT

I really Like these two oh daredevil season 2

Miles and jean

The BEST

Does this count as straight?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING NIGGER TACK YOUR HANDS OF MY WIFE'S SEXY THIGHS

But user, she's a fan.

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They reunited in Justice League and made out HARD, but then Barda left Scott in the middle of the battle to try to claim an empty Apokolips

I'm still waiting for Disney to realise what a potential jackpot they have in their franchise

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Holy shit, that butt tho.

Thank you Ronnie. You were right. No pants. Big boots.

>read that comic expecting joy
>wonderman
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is incest acceptable?

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>People aren't posting weird shit like bestiality, incest, femdom, necrophilia.

I'm disappointed in you Sup Forums.

>tfw no kamala plushie to put your assault rifle next to irl

second this

>shipping miles with qt gwen

Truly something only a kuk would dream of

Go to build-a-bear.if your too embarrassed to make it. You don't deserve her.

Yeah, I was expecting people to shitpost the fuck out of this thread. Neo-Sup Forums sucks.

>Kamala and Miles
>Sam is nowhere to be seen

>All that flash in the pan shit taste

Are gay women somehow less gay than gay men?

They aren't.
OP is just a hypocrite who only cares about what he can jerk to.

Not OP but I'm pretty sure this is a thread for straight men. That's why lesbians are allowed.

What if there are straight women on here though?

Why can't we be hetero in peace?

I'm pretty sure one of them identifies as a woman, so it counts as straight.

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Gggg my heart
Fuck fuck fuck
I can't tell if this is a good or bad pain

The truest ship of all

Who?

That is my OTP.

You are a-okay user.

lesbians are ok, you say?

Being Sam is suffering, Being NOVA is suffering.
Sam never asked for this, and he doesn't deserve it.

OP has a farty pants.

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Sam deserves a lot better than Kamala.

OP has the fartiest of pants.

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Out of the way everyone! Best ship ever coming through. I win, go home.

Obligatory.

>the slut
gwen stacy 4 life

Miles is absolute shit

>Gwen Stacy
>Not the slut

Please read a comic user. It's not that hard. The only reason why she dated Peter was because he was the only guy who didn't pay attention to her.

Sadly this. Gwen dated Parker because he was the least interested in her flirtations. On top of that, she slept with Osborn.

Goddamn all that shit taste.

Why the fuck wasn't the retconned?

We don't know if it has or hasn't been retconned yet. The multiverse just got remade, after all. With rewrites like Miles and co having existed in 616 being a thing, for now it's safest to consider it canon until told otherwise.

This.

no mention of this?

They are just so fucking adorable together.

That's so stylish that it becomes pretty fucking lewd.

>those dick suckin' lips
H-Haram!

Why can't you be hetero around gays?

Wait, Gwenpool is in the main universe? I thought it was just some stupid side story

You know it isn't.

Because they have their own thread going on already.

Too easy

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Keep on doing God's work OP.
No GTFO.

always and forever

Best

She came back with the Furies then helped with the fight against Grail and when Scott wanted to make out with her she told him that in exchange for getting the Furies to help out that she agreed to go back to them full time.

So now Barda is with the Furies and Scott is sad again.

indeed.

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>expecting joy from The Vision
It's a slow mo car crash man. It's nothing but despair

shit, I need to take volume 3. It's the story already over?

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Jambuds, cool beans.
Pairing Steven with any other charcater is crackshit.

Isn't she fucking Jackal now or is that just another clone?

No, it seems to be building up to big happenings in future volumes

A great match.

>Filename

Clone.

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Dubs of truth. Incest is best.
and Uncle lied

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just came here to post on gwenpool ass thread
also logan can pls go get fucked somewhere else