It's 3:00 AM

You hear a sound outside. You grab your Glock 19 and investigate. You find a man has jumped your fence and accidentally fell in your pool. He is wearing a ski mask. He is flailing and yelling for help. Clearly he cannot swim. What do you do?

Go back to bed, I didn't hear anything.

Also wonder when I got a pool.

call him a daft cunt and laugh

call the police because im not a faggot

Delete the pool ladder.

make sure he drowns.
din here nuthin

i can swim tho

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> cannot swim
Deduce it's a nigger.

Well this guy clearly could not

Stand my ground and shoot, he could have company

Save him, then call the police while he is at gunpoint. If he makes any sudden movements mag dump.

Taunt him as he drowns. Kick him back into the water if he comes close to getting out. I'll tell him that no one will care about his death or remember him. Once he finally drowns, go back inside and go to bed. Wake up, call the police.

check his skin color

But then he will shit in your pool. The water will have to be drained and the whole pool bleached.

I would question my sexuality and ask myself why I'm using a Glock 19 when I could be using a real pistol.

Faggot.

Just watch him flail around until he is silent, kick him back into the water if he gets to the edge

Mag dump in the back of his head, leave Hillary pin next to the pool.

It's worth it to let a degenerate die by my hand and have them flail around helplessly.

Shoot pool, only answer (pool dangerous)

>Call police
>Stay on the line while tossing him one end of the garden hose
>As he gets out keep gun pointed at him with my back to the house
>Wait for police to arrive

>He is flailing and yelling for help. Clearly he cannot swim.
>S-sorry I don't know how to swim either.
>Go back to playing Mount and Blade

Kek, Aussie having any pistol. It's a fucking hand cannon compared to your buck knife Dundie.

Romania instantly identifies with the thief. Classic

I won't have to do a thing because my German Shephards will take care of it.

>throw him pool float
>call the police and hold him under citizens arrest until they arrive

Grab my friend because we where obviously robbing this house together because I don't have a pool.

>9mm
>hand cannon

American education.

Laughing like never before.
Help him out.
Knock him uncouncious before he can fully get out.
Lock him up in my cellar.

>Australian literacy comprehension

It's all relative faggot. Not going to use a desert eagle for home defense. Gods balls Aussies are such gaylords.

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but what if he has a gun 2 and fugs you?

Release the alligators.

We have our own pools in America. Sorry you were born in the wrong place.

I help him out of the pool and let him sleep in my bed. Since he's most likely also cold I tell my wife to sleep next to him while I go to my tool sheed and sleep there for the night.

Watch.

I like you

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Settle down you faggots. You don't have to defend your pea shooters to me. If you want to use a ladies pistol that cool. Gay pride 4 life.

We don't have basements in Florida. Just pools and guns.

a-are you gonna do butt things 2 him?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

tfw real polaustrian

kek i hope its a meme, jap
otherwise i hope you swim better than your visitor

Great post my Swedish friend

I wonder if someone would actually do that. How beta can one man be?

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Then you would just be walking towards him dumbass so i hope you can swim better than he can.

How beta? Try Sweden level cuck

I am legally obligated to assist the gentleman and contact the police and ambulance services while I help him recover from his unfortunate accident. I then phone my lawyer, as it is inevitable I am going to be sued by the ALLEGED robber, for improper safety precautions around a pool (health and safety act 1974). Everyone, even burglars, are entitled to a safe and hazard free working environment.

wait 5 minutes and say i didnt see anything

Likewise.

You miss a hell of a blast there, buddy.

I? no. But I can't guarantee what the other cellar-m8s will do to him.

piss in the pool, go back to sleep

POOL IS CLOSED

Invite him in for a beer and dry clothes and then unload the clip when he crosses into my castle.

I would go inside and cook some chicken tendies (but be careful not to wake mommy with the beeping of the tender warmer)
Then I would go out and taunt him as I eat my tendies.
"Haha did mister nigger plan to steal my chicken tender"
"Chicken tendies he came to seize, come now take him Poseidon if you please"

>19

Cute pupper.

>the nigger of dog breeds
>cute

You live on an island

i spectate as he drowns

He can't swim so that kind of narrows it down.

Save him then shoot him.

Sweden Yes

>Robber's shitty handgun working after falling into a pool
Unlikely

>can't swim
Obvious nigger
Do nothing

Strangle him myself.

Fire into the water.

>Go back to playing Mount and Blade
ayyy

Piss in the pool and go back to bed.
In the morning take any valuables the prick has on him and call the police to fish him out before i go to work.

Throw him my stereo system that he wanted. Woops I left it plugged in.

>>Go back to playing Mount and Blade
My man.

>clip

Stand by edge to taunt him and make sure he cant climb out . call police when he stops moving. No sympathy.

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I am laffin so hard

No need. No swim = is nig nog