Pizza Night

About to pick up a pie. Anyone got a movie recommendation to watch while I eat the whole thing because I'm a fat worthless slob?

Fat Pizza

no really, its funny as fuck

>tfw Hot & Ready is $7 here
what went wrong?

Do Americans really do this?

>chain pizza
buy from local mom & pop pizzerias or fuk off

i'm a pizza hut guy myself

Watch "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"

I mean obviously Little Ceasar pizza is bottom in comparison to other chains, but my nigga for $5?? a LARGE? that pizza tastes heavenly knowing that.

how do they do it?

its mostly snouts and entrails

Enjoy your 'za. I recommend a comfy or fun film.

Just letting you know you're not alone, OP. I ate an entire large supreme pizza from Papa J's last night along with a six pack of beer. Just kill me.

Not being able to eat a whole large pizza on your own is a sure sign of being a malnourished stomachlet.

Get one of Fat Freddy's ultimate pies.


15.99-22.99 The Stoner Pie
This is what dreams are made of....pipe dreams...that is. Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella Stix, French Fries, and Extra Cheese.

>paying $24 for an x-tra small cheese
fuck outta here cuck

Is there a difference between Pizza and Pizza pie?

Little Caesar's uses higher quality ingredients than their competitors, particularly the cheese.

t. guy who knows a guy who supplies ingredients to pizza franchises

yes, a pizza pie is two pizzas on top of each other

>when one pizza just isnt enough

When I have pizza I usually like a big loud blockbuster movie with lots of color to binge on while I'm binging on food. Some good ones are Transformers, Mad Max, Fifth Element, Starship Troopers, Speed Racer, most Marvel movies, maybe James Bond.

Shit I miss Little Caesars.

t. Slav who came back to his country

how does this even make sense. Since when is higher quality == cheaper to buy and therefore less expensive for customers

record yourself eating and then upload it to pornhub

i am naked so......

I don't know how they do it either but Little C's is way better than other cheap pizza places like Cici's.

When increased sales due to high quality product outweigh increased unit cost.

Anyone else enjoy a good meme pizza?

Makes me feel so much superior to pizza chain plebs.

>pie

I hate people from the north east.

Not really though.

Who /'Go'Zawithsome'Cha/ here

Comedy Central used to spam that movie so much

I like it

$5 is for the shorty poor people 1 topping pizza

$7 is for the patrician-tier 3 meat

Literally why?

It doesn't.

He literally made that part up

>dood what if we put the sauce above the cheese XD
whats next? meat above the bun?

OP here

do i need to watch the show first?
the only pizza joint left here in town gave a bunch of students salmonella last year
maybe it's been a while
pic related
no trannies, nice otherwise
like i said i'm naked
east nc, lived in upstate for 4 years though; i was lectured too many times

forgot the pic due to greasy deliciousness.

Why didnt you replied to my go za post you fat fucking faggot.
I'm mad at you op

God damn they don't have these in my country and that's a damn shame.

cuz you didn't have trips b4. but thank you i'm eating my "za" and looking shit up.

that's a stromboli faggit.

Virgin Pizza Eater:
>Spends 30+ minutes browsing options from different restaurants, toppings, specials, delivery fee, etc. before making a decision.
>Orders food using a delivery app so he doesn't have to talk to anyone
>Tips delivery man 20% or more using card through app. Doesn't make eye contact when pizza arrives.
>Puts slices on a plate before eating them, dabs off excess grease with a napkin
>Only eats 2 slices so he doesn't consume too many calories. Puts rest of pizza in fridge for later.
>Eats cold pizza slices for breakfast for rest of week (doesn't want to waste any food.)

Chad Thundercock Pizza Eater:
>Calls Papa John's and demands an XL pepperoni with EXTRA garlic sauce and peppers.
>Argues about the price over the phone yelling at full volume.
>Pays cash. Doesn't tip. Gets pissed at delivery guy for taking so long to give him back his change.
>Eats right from the box. Never used a napkin in his entire life
>Eats between 2/3 and 3/4 of the entire pizza. Throws the rest away.
>Never gets fat because he lifts constantly and needs an incredibly high caloric intake to maintain his build.