Live in socialist utopia

>live in socialist utopia
>suddenly a pothole appears
>stop the car and telephone the road maintenence department
>speak to a road maintenence worker and tell him exactly where the pothole is
>10 minutes later, he's here and repairs the pothole for free

>live in libertarian utopia
>suddenly a pothole appears
>stop the car and try to remember what company owns this particular section of road and telephone them
>speak to someone in an indian call centre who doesn't speak english
>spend 30 minutes teaching the indian english
>10 minutes later, a minimum wage unskilled labourer fills the hole with rocks and takes £800 out of my bank account

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You forgot
>socialist worker kills you and brings the meat home to feed his starving family

upboat, you deserve

>Govt road worker
>10 minutes
Oh my sweet summer child

>Be Indian
>Pothole appears
>Shit in it

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the UK is a shining beacon of a libertarian utopia

please explain this:

Canadian family sees PM Justin Trudeau walk out of a cave TOPLESS while they are on a hike


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WTF?!?!?^!?!?!?! I absolutely H-A-T-E freedom now.
I'm now a #RonnieCommie

lmao this

First, you would first be transferred to half a dozen offices and departments because no one wants to take the call, and when it gets to the right people they put the message on someone's desk who may or may not remember to do something with it or forget and throw it away. Assuming the lazy bureaucrat decides to do something about it he sends it to the road maintenance department, where it is put on a 6-month waiting list.

Nah, that's a capitalist bureaucracy.

>government workers
>capitalist

When does school start again?

i know right
the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was best known for how well maintained its roads were

>live in a socialist utopia
>finally at the age of 43, you've earned the ability to drive a car after 25 years of work in the sneaker factory
>after 2 weeks of paperwork and background checks, you are granted citizen permission to drive a 1992 Chevy Geo in order to get to work earlier
>after you fill out Form 93u Gas Requisition and waiting 2 hours for the Fuel Guild to elect a new inductee to pump your gas, your Citizen's Geo is fueled up
>you had just begun driving when a pot hole pops one of your under maintained, ancient tires
>you sacrifice a bread voucher to activate your 2005 Razr phone and inform the Highway Collective of their ill maintained road
>nobody shows up
>due to your Citizen's Geo not having a spare tire (you figured you didn't need to register for the SPARE 101 course at the uni required to take an exam which upon passing allows you to send in a paperwork request for spare tire ownership licensure) you had to walk to work
>your children are taken away by child protective services since studies show men who arrive late to work are .0014% more likely to abuse their children
>two weeks later a government claims investigator interrogates you about that pothole you called about
>after a 4 hour interrogation, you are only charged a week of milk vouchers for service charges
>5 months down the road the Highway Collective fills the pothole with cigarette butts

>be socialist shithole
>pothole never gets fixed because there is no money
>state workers have no incentive to do anything in a timely manner because their bosses give even less of a shit and won't fire them

>be libertarian paradise
>pothole is fixed within minutes because the company that owns it wants to stay in business and doesn't rely on free revenue (aka taxes)
>they also bring you a free meal, give you a coupon for a free massage, and wash your car because they want to keep your business over their competitors

months down the road the Highway Collective fills the pothole with cigarette butts
lel

should have blamed him for making the pothole is the People's Glorious Roadway

>implying business would ever own roadways.

They'll own them in the arcology they run to house their citizens.

>>stop the car and telephone the road maintenence department
>>speak to a road maintenence worker and tell him exactly where the pothole is
minutes later, he's here and repairs the pothole for free

I cant laugh hard enough.

i would just go to one side of the pothole or straddle it between the tires, whatever gets me past it safely, and not call anybody about it, fuck the government, they all just want money and power and i plan on giving them as little as possible

>This

Roads are money sinks. They never recover their building costs - mainly because cities build too many and too wide

yup, the world should abandon asphalt and concrete, and just use road bed gravel, and just smooth it with a grader once every 6 months, make all speed limits 25 MPH in town, and 40 MPH on the highways out of town

>>live in socialist utopia
>suddenly a pothole appears
>stop the car and telephone the road maintenence department
>speak to a road maintenence worker and tell him exactly where the pothole is
>10 minutes later, he's here and repairs the pothole for free

>worker reports me to the ministry of work for loitering around the road
>ministry asks me how I was able to tell exactly where the pothole is and why I waited for 10 minutes
>ministry sends me to gulag for 10 years for being a spai, confiscates my car and renames my family

>be Israeli
>early morning
>mosque screeching
>wake up
>sun isnt even up yet
>lie in bed counting my gold coins
>rub lotion on my dick so it stays moist cause got no foreskin
>hear abdul fucking his goat under my window
>morning news on TV
>arabs are rioting again
>grab my uzi and step outside
>50 degrees in the shade
>change clothes cause sweaty as fuck
>an arab tries to stab me
>shoot him
>go to the bus stop
>an arab tries to run me over with a tractor
>shoot him
>riding the bus
>an arab tries to blow up
>shoot him
>step out
>rocket alarm
>run to shelter
>change clothes again
>see pride parade
>200k faggots blocking traffic
>die of heat stroke before i can spray them with my uzi

yes, stalinism = the only possible socialist outcome

OP said
>live in socialist utopia

use your noggin

>my last thoughts before dying are that this life is totally worth the good feelings I get from believing that G-d promised my ancestors this land

>live in pennsylvania
>roads are paved
>potholes show up anyway every winter
>instead of paving again they get tar and chipped EVERY YEAR with shit so it dings your car and makes riding a motorcycle unsafe
>dont do it right anyway
>layers upon layers of fucking lose rocks that never settle
>potholes form under the shit anyway
the nicest roads to drive on here are the literal dirt fucking paths

Well, he did say utopia.

>live in socialist utopia
>something wrong happens
>phone the specific government office
>wait until someone answers
>get yelled for calling during luch time
>they say help is on the way
>workers takes days to arrive
>they have no funds, so they just sit around
>the head of that office lives in his mansion cause he took most of the money
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

He's growing stronger

That's not how toll roads work user.

>pothole is fixed within minutes because the company that owns it wants to stay in business

>what are collusions
>what are monopolies

I use potholes as an excuse to fix anything wrong with my engine in my cars. Hit pothole, fucks up underneath of engine after a few tries and call insurance company and blame pothole. Free repairs every time.

>implying business would ever own roadways
Private companies dont own roads in the US? Here in Mexico it has worked pretty well, there's this highway across central Mexico that saves you a ton of time and the best part is that is expensive enough to keep plebs out of it, so things like drunk driving or being a stupid fuck on the highway are not a problem

>I use potholes as an excuse to fix anything wrong with my engine in my cars. Hit pothole, fucks up underneath of engine after a few tries and call insurance company and blame pothole. Free repairs every time.
That's a very nigger thing to do user

>live in post socialist russia
>drive a lada
>see a huge pot hole
>have to stop
>breaks dont work
>suka
>some guys run out of the forest
>Jump in front of my car and get run over
>gonna sue me
>have dashcam
>chiki briki
>pot hole still there

I was designing it around American bureacracy.

Recently got a govt job, no greater red pill than realizing Leftists imagine government control being paradise opposed to the hell of red tape the DMV is. And the DMV is how EVERY aspect of the US government works.

I pay for the insurance and I'm a safe driver. IM GONNA BENEFIT FROM IT IN SOME WAY.

Doesn't that effect you premiums?

My grandmother claime for a new fidge after a storm and ended up paying more every year than was the cost of the fridge.

>Minwage
>Libertarian
Ha. Funny joke.
That guy is laid like 32 cents an hour.

Even in a socialist utopia not all potholes will be fixed

it's cheaper to drives past a hole than spend thousands of dollars to fix every hole

This is why insurance should be state run and non-profit

Shitty socialism story?

>Working at a subcontracted call center for the city
>Mostly for after-hours maintenance requests and things in need of immediate attention
>Local electric "company"(state subsidized monopoly) has had several power-outs recently due to excavators severing power-lines(city workers fucking up)
>Receive a call in the middle of the day
>Caller: "Hi, I'm unsure if this is the right department, but could you stop ruining my driveway?"
>Ask some further questions. Turns out that there are contracted workers digging a hole in the center of the city, just outside his property.
>They are using an excavator(which backed in to his driveway) to dig a hole in order to reach the powerline in order to connect a new lamp-post to the grid.
>They succeded in blocking the only way to the parking area of the apartment building he owns.
>When he asked them how long it will take, they could not say, but they did inform him that a separate work-crew will come by to fix the hole.
>No one knows what workcrew.
>They would not fix his driveway due to it being private property
>Gave him the number to the city's service line.
>He is probably still waiting for an answer.

For the newfags that are here.

As a person living in a socialist society i can tell you how it really goes.

>live in socialist utopia
>suddenly a pothole appears
>stop the car and telephone the road maintenence department
>speak to a road maintenence worker and tell him exactly where the pothole is
>nothing happens
> after 4 years and hundreds of phonecalls and even complaints in local newspaper they arrive
> a full team closing down the street for 2 weeks and costing taxpayers 3 million
> a week later it rains and pothole is back due to a bad fix

In lolberg society the road breaks your neck and you're left to be scavenged by gypsy militiæ

Sorry about your retardation :(

Suppose that there is a starvation situation, and the parent of the four year old child (who is not an adult) does not have enough money to keep him alive. A wealthy NAMBLA man offers this parent enough money to keep him and his family alive – if he will consent to his having sex with the child. We assume, further, that this is the only way to preserve the life of this four year old boy. Would it be criminal child abuse for the parent to accept this offer?

Somebody said homeowners associations would fund roads. OP was right

>40mph
>gravel
enjoy fucking up every square inch of glass withing 3 miles

Not with accident forgiveness. Also I have murica home shield and for $45/mo if my fridge fucks up, AC blows out, stove won't come on, light on front porch goes out and I'm too lazy to change it they'll cover the costs to repair or replace it with a similar same price unit. Works great as this fucking heat made my AC unit go out 6 times and its 24 years old.

>live in an actual socialist country
>suddenly a pothole appears
>stop car
>get robbed
>gf gets beheaded and lungfucked
>i get hung and my organs get sold for ten dollars

>live in realistic libertarian country
>walk by a respectable group of folk
>it must be quite hot where they come from they seem to rub their hands a lot
>i wonder if they're from up high? those noses sure are big
>suddenly a pothole appears
>get charged $1800 to make a phone call
>turns out by calling about the pothole i'm breaking the road's ToS
>private security team rolls up
>they look like pic related
>i go to say high
>this infringes upon their 50 meter moving personal property zone
>i get shot
>muhNAP.politics
>die bleeding in the pothole because i don't have a private ambulance subscription
>as i drift off into the abyss i see a bright light
>is that god?
>no it's fucking Timothy next door with his tridents again
>fucking Tim

Have you ever dealt with a government employee?

kek

If this is true, then I wonder why the plumbing sequence in Terry Gilliam's Brazil is so universally beloved.
Perhaps it has to do with the pernicious lying faggotry we all associate with OP here.

>Private companies dont own roads in the US? Here in Mexico
>Mexico
>Private companies
You spelt Cartels wrong.

No, Carlos Slim, the richest man in the world owns a bunch of highways in Mexico

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>10 minutes
Make it 10 months at the very least