HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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hes gay right

BONDBURGERED

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

he comin for that thicc ass like a shark swimmin

just how he likes em

*GOOSED*

nah just into fatties

same as me

She was 10/10 in the 90's
And then Pierce fattened her up, cause he likes it that way.
Alpha as fuck, polar opposite of gay

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So what's wrong with you?

He's got a harpoon for her alright

The look in his eyes. You just know

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>I have brought some food honey
>Go eat in the boat
>You already lost too much fat with the swimming

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damaged by porn
low self-esteem

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The King of Sup Forums.

keeeeeeeeek

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

solid hand placement

i tried to edit it and turn the cap backwards but it didnt work good

lowtest faggots cant into real wimminz

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finally it makes sense

If the guy's happy then fair fucks to the dude. Pierce will always be cool

he secretly hates it but is too much of a gentlemen to say it

kek not bad

>that shit eating grin
every time

>You will never be rich as fuck and sail around the world with your thicc brapper waifu
He's living the dream

What wasted dubsdubs with such wrong opinions

More like he doesn't want her to divorce him and take half his money.

who wants to brosnan to come back Never Say Never Again-style and bond girls are nothing but plus size models?

What is wrong with being loyal to the mother of your children and desiring your own wife?

And you all bad mouth women, typical.

Quantum of Sorbet

I would unironically enjoy this

Yeah, this guy sure looks like he's trapped in a loveless marriage.

user, quite a few men secretly like plump, big tittied women.

>the pain in her face

Maybe in Austin Powers style parody

holy shit I audibly laughed at work

She's big but she's really pretty, man.

I would worship the very floor she rolls in.

Tubby chicks are the best.

I'd be there opening night.

Men who bitch about how untrustworthy women are usually have the loyalty of a snake themselves.

CRACK YOUR BACKS WITH OARS MEN

>I wish I was thin
>don't you say that DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THAT

wtf is that

>the name is thicc brapps

Put MAGA hat on him for maximum memery

he loves thicc women

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

YES

Turn him into Pablo.

i recognize this slut. shes a coal burner

That picture is amazing. Brosnan chilling in the sea, admiring his handiwork

>tfw you used to be a thin megahotty but you got married to a weirdo who fattened you up for his sick fetish

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Based

you say like that's a bad thing

Look at him. This is precisely what he wants, and he knows it. That wife of his is delicious too.

He knows what he's doing, respect him

She looks like an older, fatter Kelly Brook.

THICCC!!!

Based Pierce

HE'S A FUCKING LEGEND!

Thicc

Pretty certain she had surgery to removed some of the fat in her midsection

Pierce actually said he likes her fat, so be happy for them

Pierce is a real man, holy shit kek

He is a master

How did he thicken her up so perfectly? She carries the weight so well, and her ass is still so perky.

Poor Pierce, his first wife and daughter died from cancer, he does not deserve this :_:

Based BP the madman

Holly Christ user

a girl at work has LITERALLY the same fucking face. She is thick too but in the acceptable range

Dare i say..perfect thiccness. god bless

KEK

it is

>last night i bond burgered your sister

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This makes me sad

Everything seems so much purer looking back at the 90's

>juice junk hat

Is it;

Last night I pierced your sisters buns

Or

Last night I silently pounded your sister?

I am confuse long time

Last night i bound and quarter-pounded your sister.

Translator's note: quarter means butt.

>Squat down and jiggle for Bond
>O-okay, dear.......

>IS THAT BLOODY LOW FAT MILK
>it was the only one left in the supermarket
>DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME. YOU LOSE ONE STONE AND YOU LOSE ME. GOT IT? Now...back to your fattening hut.

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Find a new reaction image you colossal faggot

Probably because he occasionally catches her trying to exercise and he punishes her by making her eat ALL OF THE EGGS.

rude

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this. the world has turned into a complete freakshow

goddammit not this shit again

Dare I say...her ass is fake as fuck.
Shes still hot just saying the genetics aren't there

>you will never have a wife you love

>you will never buy her birthday cake everyday that isn't her birthday

not having cake on her birthday would be a gift she'd cherish

Be honest - you are 25, you meet a gorgeous woman who you love and she loves you back like crazy - literally a soulmate, you become FILTHY rich, experience shit you never would have dreamed of, it's not exactly an easy job since you have to travel the world and constantly try to be at the top of your game. Do you kick her just because now you can fuck whoever and risk never finding someone like her ever again ? I am not saying he didn't fuck anything on the side, but still

you retarded virgin that ass is 100% natural. she just gained weight. even i as a male have those little bumps that doesn't mean i have a plastic ass. it is just fat. what a fucking moron

I don't get it

I SEEK THE WHITE WHALE

You gotta think, guys like this guy, Leo, Depp, these super ultra rich celebrities that can just completely go off the grid and do whatever the fuck they want.. god how liberating and ALIVE that must feel..

its fuck you money turned into a fuck you life style that just keeps on giving

what a life

I would sell my soul for it if I could