Subway is dead. Bury it.
Subway is dead. Bury it
Owen Roberts
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Luis King
>“So I called Channing Tatum, and said, ‘hey, if I ate less and go to a trainer, will I get in better shape?’”
>“He said, ‘yes, you dumb motherfucker, of course you will, it’s the simplest thing in the entire world.’”
Jaxson Jones
He looks much better.
Gavin King
pretty nice of him to shape jonah up
Justin Gutierrez
He looks sadder though
Mason Jones
How is he gonna get any work now that he's not funny?
Logan Diaz
this
he already admitted he got parts because he was fat
Isaac Allen
>it's another 'Jonah get's his stomach stapled and people think he's losing weight' episode
remember when he did this after Moneyball? How long will it take for him to blow the fuck up again? I can't imagine all this weight yoyoing is good for his heart.
Blake Brooks
This, also the poor guy looks good on the outside but seeing his face, he must be dying inside for some reason.
Liam Reyes
He's the Chris Farley of this generation. He'll get fat as fuck again once he realizes he's forever got to be "le funny fat man" and then he'll end up choking on cocaine flavored vomit in a motel room as heroin scented foam bubbles out of his nose.
Justin White
he lose a lot of weight but He will never gonna get that french weather girl ass
Ryan Hill
RIP career
we want Fat Jonah!
Noah Anderson
*teleports behind her*
Ian Roberts
He's thinking he'll never be normal around food ever. He'll have to keep this up 24/7 just how a recovering alcoholic is around drink.
Jack White
he will just buy her ass
Isaac Sanchez
NEVER!
Jonathan Phillips
what did she even say to him?
Jaxon Lee
That hes fat
Samuel Smith
how will he play the fat jew now?
Jack Young
He's planning on killing her. I support his endeavors.
David Wood
>wanting to fuck someone who bullies people on national tv like that
she's probably a nutcase, never fuck crazy people.
Carter Smith
>that subway slipping off his pants
Chase Gonzalez
Maybe him and Brendan Fraser can switch roles.
Jaxson Taylor
Your body on weed vs. tobacco.
Which looks healthier?
Samuel Green
>a nutcase are
All women are. We just call them "quirky". If you want sanity, talk to a male friend.
Michael Richardson
Jared looks like that!?
Aiden Walker
Was she aroused by his fatness?
David Edwards
this, you can see the dead eyes in the right picture, nigga got his resolve and he gonna do it one way or another
Caleb Moore
dat dere nicotine-induced aromatase inhibition
I would snus for the gainz if nicotine didn't make me feel so strangely
Asher Evans
>MFW he will always have that loose skin double chin from 400+ lbs
Dominic Jones
>“So I called /fit/, and said, ‘hey, if I ate less and go to a trainer, will I get in better shape?’”
>“He said, ‘yes, you dumb motherfucker, of course you will, it’s the simplest thing in the entire world.’”
Adrian Wilson
>“So I called /fit/, and said, ‘hey, if I ate less and go to a trainer, will I get in better shape?’”
>“He said, ‘yes, you dumb motherfucker, of course you will, READ THE FUCKING STICKY.’”
Fixed that for you
Jack Wood
is he auditioning for a sopranos reboot?
>that smoothie probably has a lot of sugar
i like jonah, but never compare him with chris farley again
Ayden Taylor
Look at me.
I'm the subway now
Jayden Moore
Reading this in an Italian accent gave me a good laugh you should try it.