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>When the two tried to report the theft to Rio police, they found a two-hour wait due a long line of other people reporting having been mugged.

Lel what a clusterfuck

How will athlets manage to do the water sports ?

HURDLER HURLED ON

why did ANYONE in the IOC think Rio was a good place?

Let the memes begin.

This is gonna be a good month

Whats wrong?

>It's easy, you vomit on them and I steal all their shit while they chase you and try to clean themselves up
What a criminal mastermind.

"Diversity"

top kek

THE IOC is a bunch of SJW losers. They want to prove that their hippy dippy globalist nonsense is feasible by pressuring economically strained countries into amassing multi-billion-dollar debts in order to spruce up a tiny segment of their country and then parade it around in the public limelight as if that's not somehow abhorrent and beyond racist.

It would be like some liberal dressing up a black person "Look at my nigger everybody. Look, he has a college degree."

Picture of the suspect.

Ah, the good old puke-and-switch.

Classic Brazilian-Jitsu move.

>Rio de Janegro crashing this country's image with no survivors
KILL THE NIGGERS, GENOCIDE NOW

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Shit looks pretty bad in the village.

Vid related. You rage you lose

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Oh shit it's already happening.
Time to migrate to Sup Forums for the Olympics and then back to here when they are over. Hopefully all the commie shills have been red pilled by then

>brazil olympics
are they competing on who steals the most?

youtube.com/watch?v=TDS6U_rT1xU

kek

What would you do if they bribe you with money and bunda to fuck?

AHAHAHAHA

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Why did these niggers miss?
THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, ONE.

Ééééé do Brasil-sil-sil!!!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow is gonna be a hell of a day for shitposting.

>Australian paralympian robbed at gunpoint in Rio
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>Australian athletes robbed during fire evacuation at Olympic village
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>New Zealand jiu-jitsu athlete kidnapped by men in police uniforms and forced to withdraw money
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>Chinese hurdler gets vomited on and robbed upon arrival in Rio
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>Australian news crew had a lucky escape after almost being robbed of their camera gear by a group of transvestites along Rio de Janeiro’s most famous beach
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>Massively behind schedule and shitty quality infrastructure and athletes village
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>Body parts wash up near Olympics beach volleyball site
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>Sewage spills and pollution
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>‘Super Bacteria’ detected at beaches
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>Russian doping scandal and bans
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>Zika virus
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>ISIS terrorists
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I can't wait for the Olympics threads

lmao holy shit

nevermind that she needs a 50 cop escort.

can we nuke south america now?

Brazil is what liberals want to turn our country into.

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ISIS has alot to learn in here.

HAHAHA

I'm OK with this.

>KILL THE NIGGERS

So, kill everyone?

Money Launderers

Rofl fucking favela monkeys what an embarrassing country

Why are there niggers in brazil? Were they former slaves in plantations or are they just the tribal niggers?

>Be Russia
>Get Zaria
JUST

>tfw Brazilian tourism is decimated
>tfw Brazil is Africa 2.0
>tfw it's all because of lefties and IOC diversity
>tfw everyone blames rightwing nazis

T O P K E K

Tomorrow the start of the Olympics in that monkey hole?

>almost being robbed of their camera gear by a group of transvestites
HAHAH

Germoney got nothing...
but we still have the Reinhardt Bundeswehr-Skin which is pretty nice

BRAZIL, NOT EVEN ONCE

Yeah the opening ceromony so flag shitposting at the all time high. Then saturday is swimming where if they swallow the water they can get brain infections.

WTF I love Brazil now (but only from afar).

this sounds a LOT like your own country senpai

This is shaping up to be the worst olympics ever.

They lost the keys to the stadium and had to use bolt cutters.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

We had 2.5 million slaves dude.

You seem to forget when mudslimes took the jewish team hostage and then the germans killed them both.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_massacre

>Then saturday is swimming where if they swallow the water they can get brain infections.
This sounds funny.

Imagine if the south had won the Civil War, and slavery was abolished two years later. Every single nigger went running around, thinking it was a human.

The tribal niggers actually look like southeast asians, they even have straight hair.

Brazil was a storage facility for Africans during the Transatlantic slave trade, they have they second largest population of Africans after Africa.

Top lel @ this thread, it's fucking golden.

The Olympics haven't even started yet m8. Hell, apparently ISIS is there so there might even be a happening.

>deadspin.com/argentinian-olympics-official-alleges-sabotage-in-athle-1784313096

Why are Brazilians so butthurt toward Argentinians? I am a white hispanic and hues sometimes insult me just because they think I'm an argie due to my accent.

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>german tourism
lel

So long as we can keep most of europe in the EU prison our manufacturing will be protected and the Euro keeps our currency much cheaper than it should. As long as these are stable we will be fine.

So maybe 10-15 years of good times left.

It's the fucking football thing.

When the two tried to report the theft to Rio police, they found a two-hour wait due a long line of other people reporting having been mugged.

this is gonna be the best Olympics ever

Tourism here was never a big deal too, the beta fags that come here for the whores will continue anyway.

You guys talking about this?
cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/general.html

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>white hispanic

Rio de nigger olympics is the gift that keeps on giving.

YOU BEST NOT BE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT BEST GIRL NIGGER
T. MCCREE MAIN

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Brazil's a third world country that's pretending it's not one :3

>it's all fun and games until number 17 pulls out a gun
Should've shot the niggers right then and there.

Brazil needs to kill off its black population now before the olympics officially begins.

It's true though. The pool bacteria is 1,700,000x the maximum level typically allowed, CDC says that if athletes swallow just two teaspoons of water they're almost guaranteed to get an infection.

Isis would be robbed and kill the niggers of rio de janigger would tjink isis are rich arabs probally ask for ransom money.

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Former slave descendents nigger are not naturally part of brazils enviroment

The sad part is there are actual nice parts of Brazil with low crime and plenty of white people, like Santa Catarina.

But no they picked a shit hole like Rio.

>1.7 million times worse

Do you have a source for that? I mean jesus is it sewage water?

Holy shit, the best part is that they will have to go in these waters anyway, hahaha.

I don't know what their water system is like, so maybe?

>When the two tried to report the theft to Rio police, they found a two-hour wait due a long line of other people reporting having been mugged.
wahahahahaha haven't even started and already this?
Lovely! I knew brazil wouldn't disappoint.

I t was either in the article about the sailing boats getting skid marks or the one about the doctors warnings.

independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016-water-pollution-virus-risk-danger-swimming-sailing-rowing-chance-of-infection-almost-a7165866.html

It's water that comes straight from the nearby favelas, so yes.

Gotta have that Christ the Redeemer postcard to lure tourists.

rio is more Vibrant

Chinks can't handle a little banter, I see.

This so much. Kek be praised for many happenings.

This is what they swim in.
>Sewage spills and pollution
>archive.is/SRGLa

Damn, even Olympics in Russia with double toilet meme were rather calm and funnier than this

hahaha HAHAHAHAHA

Yes. There's raw sewage being dumped on their waters.

>turd-world favela monkeys in charge of literally anything

The Russki olympics were just corruption, not really incompetence. The Brazil olympics are a corruption, incompetence extravaganza combined with hordes of dindus.

Why didn't they just hold the olympics in Kinshasa instead? :^)

GHAHAHAHAHA it hasn't even started yet and it's pretty obvious that this will be a disaster

Ok sure, but theyre gonna swim in pools though..R-Right?

Unless sailing, rowing etc. can take place in pool, then they're going to be in the literal sewage. And even for the pools, where does that water come from?

This olympics if the olympics that we start seeing global pandemics again, calling it now

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who flushed a sofa down the toilet?

He prob didn't have a big bin in the bathroom.

What a start! #Rio2016 kicking off with lost key and firemen forcing open lock to east gate of Olympic stadium #oops pic.twitter.com/7yj0moF9Ms

— Julia Carneiro (@juliadcarneiro) August 3, 2016

What sad is that we won't see a catastrophe like this in the next Olympics due to the chinks.

That would be nice.

independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/2016-rio-olympics-water-feces-athletes-mouth-shut-brazil-a7163021.html

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>Wow Brazil, this water is a biohazard
>Just keep your mouth shut then HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE