American character get injured

>American character get injured
>call 911
>paramedics ask character if they want to pay with "cash, credit or Apple Pay™?"

I kekd then I cried

>paramedics ask character if they want to pay
GOD BLESS

IS this real?

>chinese character gets injured
>everybody runs away because if you make a 911 call in China for somebody and they don't have medical insurance then YOU have to pay for their treatment
Totally true btw.

Btw.. wtf has this got to do with Sup Forums?

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Do Americans really wear shoes in the house?

>be American
>get shot
>go to hospital
>lost health insurance because of republicunts
>they won't accept bitcoin
>bleed out in the waiting room

There's a video on liveleak of some chinese guy biting a guy to death on a train and everyone ignores it because of this reason

Not in the south. We all take our shoes off by the door. Maybe autists in New England do.

Unfortunately, yes. Some places paramedics down south only accept cash. Residents there keep cash at home for emergencies. That's where the tradition of keeping cash under your mattress comes from.

>American character gets severely injured
>call 2011
>PARTY CORPSES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Should have shot the other guy before he could get you, weebshit

Or worse, a toddler getting ran over by cars but nobody stopping to help or a toddler getting kick the shit out of him in public by a drunk, crazy man.

>That's where the tradition of keeping cash under your mattress comes from.
You moron

>That's where the tradition of keeping cash under your mattress comes from.
American education at its finest.

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It's only the poor uneducated Americans that have trouble affording healthcare. The very same class of Americans the world seems to hate. Now shut up, we're doing you a favor.

>be eurocuck
>social mobility and innovation and drive to succeed destroyed by 70% tax rate
>have culturally enriching experience with truck of peace
>die during six hours wait
>at least no one had a gun, thank god

Never saw that one, but I did see the one of the little girl getting run over and several people walk by and see her laying in the street afterward and just walk by without helping her.

my eyes have been opened.

thats genius.

>Need an ambulance
>Surely this is covered by taxes
>Get a bill for three hundred dollars a month later
Fuck Canada

American needs to tip for ambulance plus bill

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Yup, if the girl looked poor they'd all be hesitant to help because they'd have to foot the medical bill.

Fucking weird country.

>American character get injured
>call 2011

>be american
>go to see capekino 3: the recapening
>get to my seat after having to scream at a fat jew negress to make me a fresh hot dog
>big scene where quipbot has all the capes in the jaws of his master plan
>makes hilarious quip
>choke on hot dog
>someone calls the ambulance
>now 100k in debt

>social mobility is higher overall in America

Not really desu senpai

Lol jesus you australian kids are bored. This thread screams "im 12 and from australia"

>plus tip

>tfw wallet biopsy comes up negative

Lmfao /ourguy/

>British character gets injured
>calls 999
>asked his religion
>"Christian"
>dial tone