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>all of these faggots claiming half the cast has been raped

Just watch the fucking show. Dont spread weak theory like its fact.

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He won't be zombie Cooper for the whole season.

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Why did he do it?

>Andy nearly lost his baby-momma to a literal homosexual

Literally the only people saying that are the contrarian autists who pretend to like anything that the "normies" hate.

>We've become the midget

So I've only seen up to episode 2 of The Return, what the fuck is with that glass box, that white thing inside it, and the arm?

"I felt challenged, immediately. When we met initially, David said, “We’re doing Twin Peaks, I need Cooper, are you in?” And I said yes — that’s a no-brainer — and then he said, “Well, there will be a few other things, too,” and he didn’t go into great detail about the “other things” that I would be doing that I can remember. But when I read it, I went, “Oh, wow, okay.”"

LYNCHED

I Can't Pick Up On Clues And Subtext Even When They're Being Spoonfed To Me: The Post

Go watch Game of Thrones, they speak solely in exposition so you won't have to think beyond what you see and hear.

Funniest character by far. Lynch's satire on fashion obsession was ahead of its time.

>You also got to play another version of Cooper, Dougie Jones.
>That was a fun little departure,. It was all about trying to capture in a few little moments, the awkwardness of that and the reality, of that guy, and the fun of it. He’s s screw-up, a lovable screw up. That was fun. It was very brief, just a day, maybe two days of filming.
> It was very brief, just a day, maybe two days of filming.

goodnight /tpg/

dont go

Keep watching

So is this actually us getting LYNCHED or is this just an error?

youtube.com/watch?v=81YppIvdXMQ

Lynch wasn't involved with it.

No wonder it was good.

Evil Cooper raped Audrey in 2003, waited 9 months, took the baby back in time to 1992, waited 25 years, then sent Cooper back in time to 2003 to take the fall for Evil Cooper's crime.

The baby's name? Windom Earle.

just a CGI error. Lynch cheaped out on it.

There were probably more Dougie scenes that were cut, or Dougie will return later on somehow.

>David were excited as hell here at Showtime for The Return. I know its early but we have some interest from Starbucks for cross promotion. Damn good coffee, haha, am I right? We're in talks already with some of original actors, everyone wants to see their favorite characters again. Especially Cooper of course, what's his character arc going look like?
>"He's lobotomized"
>He... that's... wow that's a twist. Uh. We've been reaching out to Sherilyn, maybe Audrey can help him recover, everyone always wondered what happened after the bank-
>"She was raped."
>I.... uh, I thought she was in hospital-
>"Evil Cooper raped her while she was in a coma"
>Wow it's... wow. You really do know how to surprise people. Uh... you are finally going to show us Diane, that will make the fans really happy I-
>"She was raped."
>D-Diane also was-
>"Evil Cooper drove to her house right after season two. Beat and raped her."
>Wow that's, that's uh... going to take a lot of fans by surprise. Well... I uh, what about Cooper's true love Annie, we've been talking to Heather, maybe she can help him get through the uh, did you say he was lobotomized?
>"She was killed."
>A-Annie was-
>"Right after season two Evil Cooper abducted her, raped her, tortured her, then strangled and dismembered her. Threw her body parts down a sewer."

But did he disguise himself as a cowboy statue disguised as David Bowie while doing it?

pls tell me it's explained at some point

Lynch obviously liked Ian Buchanan's performance in Twin Peaks, which is why he had him in On The Air

What would fucking imply that either Audrey or Diane had been raped? Diane getting emotional in the interrogation booth doesnt automatically point to rape. Cooper visiting Audrey doesnt automatically point to rape either. I've heard the context. I've seen the scenes. Cooper's last meeting with Diane was left extremely vague, and I suspect Cooper was at the ER to get the ring for Dougie. I'm not sure why the doppelganger would visit Audrey but I think its quite a strech to jump to rape without any other indication of it. If I'm missing something, please explain it to me. HURRR YOU JUST DIDNT GET IT is a completely useless reply.

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>“Oh, wow, okay.”

I bet you were raped by Evil Coop too

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>43 years old

It's almost as if DoppelCooper is working in tandem with an evil entity whose M.O. MODUS OPP-ER-RAHN-DIE is being a serial rapist.

It looks like he has a poop emoji on his head.

I think both of them being raped would be a bit much but it's not like it's out of character for Bob (who is confirmed to be possessing, though not in full control all the time, not-Coop) to rape people. Diane being raped seems more likely than Audrey just because of how pissed she is but maybe it is just as simple as Cooper and her sleeping together and then him disappearing and her feeling betrayed.

Audrey being raped seems unlikely since it would have had to have happened in a hospital right after all this shit with the explosion and Cooper returning from the Black Lodge happened.

>I've heard the context. I've seen the scenes.

The problem lies neither within the context, nor the scenes. The problem is within you.

what are the odds qt horny amazon Tracy appears on the show again? please be 1:1

>Diane never met Coop at her house and was just bullshitting Evil Coop to make Bob think she bought it

It isnt. Or at least not yet.

yo dad, put me on your show. I wanna be something cool like a guitar player. Also I need 500$ bucks

youtube.com/watch?v=be8okTuhuWI&feature=youtu.be
windows were digitally scrubbed in post.

GRAND
THEFT
AUTO

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he looks like TheOddOne kek

FELLAS DON'T DRINK THAT COFFEE

>You know, I liked BOB. He had his own M.O.

>Evil Coop was waiting to meet Diane otherwise he would have broken out earlier

He wanted her to tell the FBI he wasn't right.

Also, should I know how Tom Paige, the sick guy that Beverly, Horne's secretary, was talking to?

please tell me pete is going to have a cameo in the new season

Lynch killed him unfortunately

user...

not cool man

how do you like it Sup Forums?

Im glad its digital. It looks bright and crisp compared to the dark original even if there is less "warmth". It suits the new season anyway

Why did Cooper's hair look so much shittier in FWWM?

Nance died in South Pasadena, California, on December 30, 1996 under mysterious circumstances. On December 29, he lunched with friends Leo Bulgarini and Catherine Case. Nance had a visible "crescent shaped bruise" under his eye; and, when asked about it, he related to them the story about a brawl outside a Winchell's Donuts store on the morning of December 29. He described the incident as, "I told off some kid. I guess I got what I deserved."[1] He soon went home, complaining of a headache.

The injuries he received caused a subdural hematoma, resulting in his death the following morning. Nance died alone in his apartment. His body was discovered on the bathroom floor by Bulgarini. An autopsy revealed that the actor's blood alcohol level was 0.24% at the time of his death.[3]

haha how did that fish get into the percolator?
haha... how strange...

IN
THE
PERCOLATOR

I dont know how to break this to you, user....

MacLachlan didnt want to be there

He was known to be sleasy. Piper Laurie genuinely hated him, those looks of disgust were actually real. Lynch tried to cut his ties with him after he passed, claiming "I didn't know Jack"

WRAPPED
IN
PLASTIC

fuck finally someone else says it
anytime I see a picture or scene from FWWM on here thats all I can focus on. The hair is different and shit and he looks like he has a bit more weight on him as well

Donnas actor wanted him to drop contact with the show so I think he went into it without his heart there.

Why does Lynch surround himself with the dregs of humanity?

I think the implication was the it was dopplecoop? Thats what I always assumed and it makes a lot of sense.

yeah that must've been way more than a day or 2.

at the abandoned house with jade. 1/4 day

casino scenes. 1/2 day, winning jackpots, talking to casino owner, talking to friend.

at work. full day+. walking to work. boardroom. boss' office. men's restroom. elevator. dougie's office. fighting ike. staring at statue shoes.

at home. 1 day+. driven home. discovering money in bag. in bedroom. at kitchen. son's bedroom. kitchen table looking at files.

he's done at least 3 to 4 days of filming for dougie so far.

if he only remembers 1 to 2, then dougie is done in the next 2 episodes for sure.

yes but how do you like it?

How long do you think it takes to film a scene?

I'm sure he knows better than you do.

I want to unload my semen inside of Tammy.

If she met EvilCoop before and he raped her, she never would have gone to see him. She would have already known there was something very wrong with him.

besides the fact that it's a prequel and dopplecoop wasn't even around....
Cooper in FWWM acted nothing like Dopplecoop, there's no reason to think it was him
>inb4 Jefferies saying who do you think that is
>inb4 future and past

He was jumping through time he thought it was post-twin peaks and that was dopplecoop already

He's talking about his acting for the Dougie that was pulled into the lodge. Not AutismCoop.

Dopplecoop doesn't come into reality until after the series, so no. It's just Coop with a bad hairstyle.

FWWM takes place before Twin Peaks though so DoppelCoop would still be in the Lodge

If they are on set they film it all on one day if possible. he said "maybe" anyway

I think he meant just the actual Dougie.

It's much more obvious from the front. It looks less voluminous, and the parting is way more pronounced, as opposed to being more slicked back like in the series. They tried to make it look the same but at times it looks like they fucking put like a mushroom cut wig over normal hair, like in the pic you're replying to.

i'm a PA i know how long it takes to do setups, retard. esp with someone like lynch.

he filmed this stuff 2 years ago, he doesnt remember.

It's explained in the book. Kinda. If you read the book you'll understand that the box is probably a window into different dimensions, and the extra terrestrial stuff in Twin Peaks was actually extra *dimensional* (literally says this at the end)

at the time, Kyle probably had a different style haircut and didn't want get it cut just for a short part. Plus, they could have always used a different brand of pomade that just didn't work out.

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Do you think Coop or Doppelganger will have to cut off their arm like Mike?

Frost killed him in the book.

>A day or two of filming for just two scenes as Dougie

Don't think so.

>When you see me again, it won't be me

Accidental kino.

FROSTED

>Dougie scenes with Jade

>Dougie scene in the black lodge where he goes poof

Since one was on location and the other one on set that's two days right there.

It probably wasn't, like, 100% rape. She probably wanted it, but he was really rough with her, and then he left after using and abusing her.

She went to see him because Albert and Cole asked her to, and because she never saw him after he violated her. Plus, she wasn't shocked by Dopple Coop's lack of a heart.

nah, that would've taken an hour to 2 hours to do at best. and that's with jade and in the black lodge.

with jade
>hands her money
>gets sick throws up

black lodge
>sits
>whoa, thats weird.

that took literally no more than 2 hours to film. not 1 or 2 days, you retards.

No

desu Doppelcoop acts REALLY spooky in that prison behind glass

more spooky than when he was introduced and later with the warden

See below you sound confused

People are going to keep pushing the "Dougie for 18 episodes" shit no matter what

HellOOOoooOOO someone who doesn't know the difference between location shooting and set shooting

one was on set, one was on location.
he had to be in Dougie mode for both but it's not like they only did Dougie scenes at those locations

he's just saying he was the real Dougie on two separate days, which is easily possible

bagina

People are focusing on the "day or two" bit of the conversation.

>It was all about trying to capture in a few little moments, the awkwardness of that and the reality, of that guy, and the fun of it. He’s s screw-up, a lovable screw up. That was fun.

That's obviously talking about DougieCoop

Just say I don't know ffs.

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