How the hell is a country not prepared for the Olympics after given four years to prepare?
Also how the fuck was Rio chosen? It's overrun by criminals, Zika, bad water filled with bacteria, dead people in the sea floating ashore (if you bring your kid to rio you probably don't need to bring the water wings they can just use one of the dead bodies floating at sea as a boogie board), and now the threat of Isis? What sane Olympian wouldn't just bow out and say fuck this shit?
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Poor Jesus, that's such a beautiful structure looking over such a shit hole.
Jesus would never even be in Brazil
You can't help those people even with jesus
By being brazil
anyway just sit back and enjoy the happenings
>Also how the fuck was Rio chosen?
All Brazilians are wondering the same thing.
Invariably, half the time to complete a task will not be used for anything. Brazilians have a reputation for leaving everything to the last moment, and this also applies to politics.
Also, everything here is overpriced. I'm not kidding, EVERYTHING is overpriced.
I'm pretty sure they're given much more than 4 years to prepare.
Stop giving the Olympics to second world shitholes.
It would be interesting to see the Olympics held in Sweden.
8 years.
How are those $800 PS4's treat'n ya?
He is actually standing right in the middle of their second largest city.
To all your questions:
CORRUPTION (I tried to do the cool Sup Forums horizontal/vertical word, but it keeps getting flagged as spam)
The are allegations of corruption and cronyism around the entire Olympics bid process. And they're not given 4 years to prepare, it's more like 8-12.
Corruption in the selection process, and corruption in the host country's construction and related industries.
They had 7 years to prepare. And they're not ready because the country is corrupt and bankrupt
How is their first largest city in comparison?
Wait a second, in college we were taught Brazil was a rising economy and country and soon to be a super power.
>How the hell is a country not prepared for the Olympics after given four years to prepare?
Our politicians were busy overcharging for the improvements that neded to be built so they could steal taxpayers money.
Basically, they never really gave a shit about the olympics or the tourists that were coming here, they just wanted to fill their pockets with taxpayers money.
>Also how the fuck was Rio chosen?
Because stupid liberals think that Rio is a wonderfull culturally rich city were all races live in peace and harmony...
>It's overrun by criminals, Zika, bad water filled with bacteria, dead people in the sea floating ashore (if you bring your kid to rio you probably don't need to bring the water wings they can just use one of the dead bodies floating at sea as a boogie board), and now the threat of Isis?
Yeah, pretty much, don't forget the organ dealers, kidnappers, human trafickers and other nasty shit that goes down here.
>What sane Olympian wouldn't just bow out and say fuck this shit?
The athletes trained their entire lives for this event, if they miss this opportunity it will be 4 years before they can try again, to most this is their only and final chance. Ambition will make people do crazy things, like swimming in sewer filled waters with human feces of thousands of negroids floating by you.
Can you blame them for not giving up their dreams?
This lady fucked everything!
???
>How is their first largest city in comparison?
The largest is São Paulo, it is much safer than Rio due to highly efficient and agressive police force.
You simply do not fuck with the police in São Paulo, or ROTA is gonna get you!
Too many niggers in rio
Niggers ruin everything
We weren't even ready for the World Cup and it pretty much fucked the country over, you think we would be ready for the fucking Olympics ?
He's trying to stand above the garbage. He's trying to escape.
#freejesus
São Paulo - 1523square kilometres, more than 11 mln people
Rio - 1255 sq km, 6 mln people
They were chosen because the people making the pitch for Brazil basically argued that it's time to have an Olympics somewhere in South America. And now it's going exactly the way everyone feared it would
That was a fucking beautiful video.
>That was a fucking beautiful video.
This one is nice too.
if you like how brazilian police works, watch tropa de elite mate
She is in the latest Time magazine saying she dindu nuffin and expects to be back in power soon
Praise Kek, for he is a just god
I love this one.
>Praise Kek, for he is a just god
Fuck off satanist scum.
>I love this one.
Here is some crowd control done right.
I'm going to stay on this thread to see more juans getting blasted.
>I'm going to stay on this thread to see more juans getting blasted.
Just because you said juans, and not an actual brazilian name, im going to stop posting webms.
Go chocke on a muslin dick.
That's a wise decision.
Watching your "police" executing some poor guys is not something that makes you or your country any better
>Stop making fun of Brazil, everyone!
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Just fucking delete the country already.
>Watching your "police" executing some poor guys is not something that makes you or your country any better
These executions are the only thing stopping the city of São Paulo from being as dangerous as Rio.
It is a nacessary evil, as sad as that may sound to a first worlder such as yourself. Maybe the recent increase in muslin violence will open your eyes to such a necessity...
>second world
You're giving the hues too much credit
Lol, neckbeard detected
The goal is to get Brazil heavily in debt just the the Jews did to Greece in the 2004 Olympics
Im shocked that even after all the warnings and blatant environmental problems that people still traveled there.
Whoever travels to Rio after being briefed on the condition of it, deserves whatever happens to them.
Idk whose dumber, the Olympic committee that decided to have it in Rio, or Brazil themselves who did absolutely nothing to prepare for the Olympics.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE HONORARY OLYMPICS IN A THIRD WORLD SHIT HOLE.
>executing some poor guys
Zika and ISIS weren't really an issue back when Rio was chosen.
Jesus isn't welcoming people to Rio, he's spreading his arms out of resignation.
i...is brazil worse than mexico?
>Can you blame them for not giving up their dreams?
this. there is a very clear, strong correlation between age and perfromance level in all sports, and there is a very definite, very strong peak for every sport in an age range of 1 or 2 years at most, before noticeable decline. some athletes overcome this, but the vast majority do not. even golf has this. the age differs from sport to sport - e.g. Gymnastics at 16 - 18 vs. swimming in late 20's, but the point is that 4 years is literally impossible to overcome. if you are at your true peak, you will never even be close 4 years later.
>Olympic torch going inside a favela
That was unexpected.
>Dat match with germany
I actually felt sorry for you hues. that was a slaughter.
I'm sure Jesus can fix it.
Let us pray.
>fastest torch run in the history of the olympics
fucking kek
Morons = more Juans
>bane Juan
>Hugh Juan
>Juan Juan
>what did he mean by this?
Dude got literally terminated.
>How the hell is a country not prepared for the Olympics...
It is fucking Brazil. The government is corrupt, the people utterly stupid and the police is protesting.
Now for real: What do you guys think will be the biggest fail of the Olympics? Terror? Crimes committed by ganks? Zika spreading around the globe? ALL OF IT? Im telling you guys, this will be one summer of happenings.
Brazil is judge dredd tier
ISIS won't make it to Brazil, all other things you mentioned seem plausible though.
It looks like we're gonna have swimmers spitting out turds from their mouths while dodging sofas and nuclear waste in the olympic (poo)ls
YOur country is a shithole with a shit people. jesus christ. Africa.