Ancestry etc

Who /blueblood/ here?

Branch of the royal Norwegian family moved here in the 18th century and we've been living comfy ever since.

Other urls found in this thread:

independent.co.uk/news/people/napoleon-s-penis-size-confirmed-channel-4-documentary-calls-the-artifact-very-small-9235101.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

My family sold its title during WW2 after the eastern Front gave way.
>Tfw I'll never take my title as Duke

My grandfather was knighted in the order of st olav by the King of Norway 40 years ago for developing industries
He was at one point worth hundreds of millions of Euros

My grandfather was born in Sweden and was a pleb farmer. He came to Brazil after the WW2.

Now i'm glad that he come to Brazil, Sweden is a fucking muslim shithole.

here 10% of country were low nobility before gommunism so it's nothing special

My grandmother won a landslide vote for the socialistic peoples party in a city council so they had enough extra votes to bring in another socialist

That's kinda royal I think, she served 8 years

There were no royal norvegian family in the 18th century. But maybe your family was born before the Kalmar Union. So your family is basically a family of fishermen. Nice. Now GTFO of my country. We didn't kick the Hasburg's ass for nothing.

...

>There were no royal Norwegian family in the 18th century.
that's what you think milchbubi

Welp, here's mine.

Literally all working class.
>builders
>sailors
>bus drivers
>villains
>farmers
>police
>military
>firemen
>janitors

I'm a descendant of Charlemagne the Frank.

>Has KANGZ blood
>spends a lot of his time with peasants on Sup Forums

You and everyone else in Europe.

Same here, some extremely poor swamp peasants living on inside me makes me feel kinda hopeless.

AYO HOL UP

I can actually trace my lineage, how many people actually can do that other than just make an empty claim?

Not a descendant of royalty as far as I know but I come from a very long line of credible scientists.

The credibility of which was proved twice.

In 1945

Family member of the last minister of war for the German empire

This.
I ha di gärn.

Fairhair dynasty here, can also trace it to others.

No royalty but one of my ancestors was part of the Lincolnshire uprising against Henry VIII.

>Brazil talking down to any other country

Shit's fucked.

My Norman ancestry dates back to a noble in 1066 who accompanied William the Conqueror. Then in the early 1500's my family's heir murdered some fag, fled to Quebec, and became a retarded fur trader. Meanwhile in France the main family flourished under the second born son. I'm a descendant of the retarded murderer who denounced his nobility.

Got a pirate in my family .Gödeke Michels

My family name supported the scot king in the war where he made us a royal house

hello my long distant cousin

I'm French and moved to United Kingdom a few years ago

ANGLO wymyn cannot resist the BIG NAPOLEONIC COCK

I am outside the Genepool

*1600's

I like having working blood.

Shame the generation before the boomers was filled with Prostitute traffickers and Bank robbery men around London

>ridicule your history because you're an insecure xenophobic burgerclapper
>american education

I can't wait for the day where they just admit the place is a corporation and they make you all wear ''Hello, my name is'' pins.

My 20th great-grandfather was King Robert the Bruce

>Napoleon’s penis size confirmed: Channel 4 documentary calls the artifact 'very small'

independent.co.uk/news/people/napoleon-s-penis-size-confirmed-channel-4-documentary-calls-the-artifact-very-small-9235101.html

Yes my Euro friend, the only people to be confirmed to have massive genitalia are the glorious Brexiteers.

>mfw Eurocucks dare to try and bait the piss taking champion nation of the World.

I'm a lowther on my grandma's side, apparently some ritzy english aristocratic family.

It's pretty cool, though I don't interact with them much. Shame they sold the family castle ages ago.

I'd rather have Germanistan as my neighbor than your retarded shitposting country leaf. Thanks to my great*8 grandfather I'm a middle-class American mutt instead of being a richfag of 100% French ancestry.
At least my grandfather had the decency to move to this country instead of staying in your crap excuse for one.

My great grandfather was a wealthy noble landowner in Tlaxcala, but lost almost everything during the revolution

My grandmother was the daughter of Spanish aristocrats that owned a patch of land in México city called "Echegaray", but had to sell to pay off debts


That's my mother side

>able to trace lineage that far

I'm pretty jelly fampai

>no /blueblood/
>Still pretend to be one
>Use 'esquire' as a title whenever possible
>It's actually against the law in my country to do that if you're not, but because I am fairly rich nobody seems to question it
>Bought a family coat of arms online and everything
>Idiots that are susceptible to it look up to me for being a noble
>Been hanging out in 'noble' social circles for years and have never been called out once
Although I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of my 'fellow nobles' are actually have too. Anyone else /fakenobility/ here?

I don't know what my facial features suggest about my ancestry. Anyone able to help?

>

Oh neat, apparently I'm descended from the Earl of Londsdale.

Pic related: the Lowther family castle.

...

>

I look more like the Teuton then.

It's weird though, because I have incredible pale white skin, hair that's almost black, brown eyes, a straight thin nose and a strong jawline with high cheekbones

Could I have some Slavic or Saami in me?

>Not being proud of your hard working lineage
It's like you admire nobles and their life of degeneracy, you bitchboii.

There is no such thing as a Norwegian royal family. The king of Norway is part of the Danish Royal family.

>Could I have some Slavic or Saami in me?

spend some time in Sweden in certain clubs, and you might get more than that in you.

Although not inbred, they pretty tight and close.

Here's a template if you ever track far back

can confirm, my family were polish prussian nobles

According to my Dad's family tree we're descended partly from Swedish Kings who ruled between 551 and 723 AD

KANGS 'N SHEEEIT

fuck off goldnigger

My mother's family came to Italy in the XIV century from Pfirtin Alsace
One of my ancestors married an Habsburg and there was a pope in my family
My father's family got the title in the XVIII. Nothing special

My father was a romulan warlord.

God, I can't imagine not being American or British. It must be god awful to literally be worthless to the world. I mean, like, does any other country matter?

Think about it. The US and UK are literally the most powerful countries in the world, with the most powerful military, all the notable inventions...I mean, why even bother?

It must suck to not be us. I couldn't imagine it! I just can't! Very sad!

Landed Russian nobility, family survived the revolution and became even more successful somehow. My mother left during perestroika but I'm back to Russia on a visit. Apparently our family used to have a title over some village or two in Vologda.

Scottish and German mercs. Down the line to sailors to masons. No royal blood in me, only hard workers.

My grandpa was a ww2 navigator for a bomber, I forget the name. He left and went into bare fist boxing in the UK. Met a German girl and they moved here.

It didn't work out but the chilluns were made and that's my mom's side. My dad doesn't talk about his family. But I hear cool shit frequently from relatives, saying it's a huge family of 12, and they do manly stuff but just mysterious.

My family had a castle in northern France until the end of WWII. At the victory, the french resistance discovered that he did black market with food in order to win a lot of money. So they took our titles and our castle.

And now we live in a comfy villa on the french riviera

>13 yo
>Never been outside USA. Confirmed.

Nicely put, friendo... I think Russians and Chinese are bro tier though, at least they're substantial regional powers of not global powers like the UK and USA.

>(age)
>Never going to produce offspring with another Swedish girl since they are literally fucking shitskins

Thanks for your appreciation, friendly Slav. Chinese are not bros, but Russians most certainty are!

I mean, the US is so big why even bother leaving? Hell, Texas itself is already bigger then your cuck country. I'd rather go to all 50 states then traverse across the hellhole called the EU

That's basically the exact opposite of royal.

Nice digits, tho.

rådne socialdemokrat

I'm a descendant of President Zachary Taylor

fuck off noblecucks

>villains

Explain,

Well put fellow Ameri-bro.

Are you of superior Anglo decent? Are you a TRUE American??? I honestly can't fathom being anything BUT Anglo...They really are the greatest race. Sad to see other half-bred sub-humans here....

US is so overrated when ever someone travels to US from Europe they are shocked how shitty US is... Not even joking.

It's okay, Ezio.

Sweden is so overrated that when someone travels there, they get to fuck all the white women and ruin the country.

Lamo...sad. It's ok aryan cuck, you're death will be swift.

these threads are just bait for "we wuz european royalty n shiet" americans.

i'm from the country bumpkin branch of my family. another branch became austrian kangz or at least counts (Graf).

we've been here literally since before america was colonised, and the name dates back to the dawn of english literacy

there's some pedigree, but there's a 99% chance i was a filthy peasant in all previous lives

When did Sweden send people to the Moon? Never? Ok.

According to my nan, she was M. Wallace before marriage, and her family was from Elderslie in scotland. William Wallace and the Wallace family resided in Elderslie so if my nan isnt mental I'm a decendant of William Wallace. My name also means 'defender of mankind' in gallic but just coincidence

ofc
Yeah I'm sure a couple liberal cucks felt that way a couple years ago, and I'm sure they might even feel that way today if they are lucky enough to not get raped while traveling

Our people aren't as shitty as yours. We dont have to send anyone to the moon.

you've obviously never seen a kubrick film

My last name literally means "drunk" when translated into English.

A descendant of royalty, I am not.

You're people aren't as shitty as ours, because they are dying off. Jealous is blinding the truth, that the Anglo-American is a superior being, while you filthy Swedish cucks watch your women get raped by brown refugees!

Butthurt snowniggers can't even into space lmao.

Semi-chink here, reporting in.

Lineage consists of working-class blood here, chink ancestors were miners and laborers, chink grandfather was a tin miner.

Other side of the family (mother's side) is of Malay descent, from a line of traders and explorers hailing from the Indonesian archipelago. Great-gramps was a trader, gramps was a soldier who fought the Japs in WW2.

I just want to reproduce and settle down with a nice qt japanese/chinese chick and build robots together...

im 75% german, that makes me happy.

I don't know about royalty, but I think back in Spain or Italy I'm descended from famous pig farmers.

Famous for their time, anyways. Not royalty though. Lost everything before WWI.

...

>gramps was a soldier who fought the Japs in WW2.
Damn nigger, how old are you? My grandpa was born in the 50's.

so many liars ITT

why

wtf I love crops now

>implying miscegenation in the US is not the highest out of all white countries

I can't even begin to imagine a life as anything but an Anglo-American. Did any other nation invent anything notable? Like, do they even do stuff?

Like, is there any reason to even live if you aren't American or British? It really makes you think...


It has to be really fucking sad to live a life in a worthless nation (if you can call them nations).

r u a peasant also???

One of my ancestors killed a Swedish king in the 18th century. Feels good man

Turning 20 this year, gramps was born during the 1920's. I got to hear his stories though, he kicked the can a few years back at the age of 89.

1920*s, fuck

I thought he was killed by his own men

Blue blood here, posting from a 4 million apartment overlooking the Eiffel Tower.

Jeez, he kept reproducing for a long time. My fucking great gran was born in the 20's.

Nah man. The official story is that no one knows who killed him

Grandson and nephew of two commanders who liberated dominicans from Trujillo dictatorship and the american occupation

gave me the first lol on here all day